GOD RIDDLES

Why did God invent lawyers?

What is the fire God lit and never put out?

Why did God make man before woman?

Why did god create Adam before he created eve?

Why did God make only one Yogi Bear?

Made by God in pairs
Separated at birth on Earth
Found after years of search
Inseparable for the rest of the time.
What am I?

Where is medicine first mentioned in the Bible?

What is God's favorite food?

It is greater than God and more evil than the devil. The poor have it, the rich need it and if you eat it youll die. What is it?

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1. What did God say to his angels when they asked why he created Mondays? "Well, someone's gotta be responsible for the sun's daily transit!"



2. Why did God create cheese? Because he knew everyone would worship the Brie.



3. How did God get in shape? He went for daily walks in the "Garden of Whey."



4. Why did God decide to take a break from creating the universe? He needed a "holy-day!"



5. Why did God create humans to have two ears and only one mouth? So they could listen twice as much as they speak.



6. What did God say to Adam when he showed him the garden he created? "Wow, that Eden a really nice place!"



7. Why did God make cows so slow? He knew they would need to take life's bull by the horns.



8. Why did God create snowflakes? So he could say, "Let it sleet!"



9. How did God create a truly original joke? He had to wing it!



10. Why did God create marriage? So he could hear all those holy jokes.



11. Why did God create Earth? Because he wanted to make something celestial!



12. What did God say when he created the first flowers? "Let there be petals!"



13. Why did God create the platypus? He wanted to teach us that sometimes strange equals beautiful.



14. Why did God create wind chimes? Because he needed a break from harp music.



15. How did God stay so on top of things throughout creation? He really nailed it.



16. Why did God create the laws of physics? He wanted to show us that the universe can be fun and laws can be jokes.



17. Why did God prefer carpentry to photography? He wanted to make people smile with more than one picture.



18. What did God say when he created the first apple orchard? "That took some core strength!"



19. Why did God create the moon? Because he needed someone to tide him over.



20. How did God manage to create so much diversity in the animal kingdom? He let his imagination and creativity fur-run wild.



21. Why did God create whiskey? So he could create hangovers, and remind people that sometimes life isn't so bar-ring.



22. Why did God create the stars in the sky? So he could tell his best puns, and help people reach for them.



23. What did God say when he created the first trees? "I can't leaf perfection alone."



24. Why did God create humor? Because life is too short to be, well, only holy.



25. Why did God create ducks? Because he wanted to teach us that it's okay to be a little quackers.



26. How did God create humans? He knitted us together with love and a sense of humor.



27. Why did God create hot springs? So humans could "take the heat."



28. What did God say when he created puppies? "That's paw-sitively adorable!"



29. Why did God create the countryside? So people could visit and take a breather from the hustle and bustle of city life.



30. Why did God create fireflies? Because he wanted to "light up" people's lives.



31. Why did God create the tomato? He wanted to teach us to ketchup and relish every moment of life.



32. What did God say when he created the first humans? "Ahem, don't take life too seriously, we're just getting started."



33. Why did God create the ocean? He knew there's no better way to stay sea-tified and fulfilled.



34. Why did God create the human brain? So we could use our think-ing caps and create something amazing.



35. What did God say when he created the first eggs? "I guess this is going to be an eggs-citing day!"



36. Why did God create the wind? He wanted to make people feel alive and remind us that we can "blow any obstacle away."



37. Why did God create jokes about heaven? So we could all have a laugh and lighten up, it's called having faith in action!



38. Why did God create the butterfly? He wanted to teach us that if we flap our wings and make the world around us a little better, well, we can wings together and see each other in a new light.



39. What did God say when he created the first soccer ball? "I guess this one goals a long way!"



40. Why did God create the outdoors? For people to realize that nature really leafs us speechless.



41. Why did God create the sunrise? He needed to show us that every day can be a new beginning.



42. Why did God create the human heart? So we could love and feel joy.



43. What did God say when he created the first snowman? "I guess this cold frosty will be a chill-companion!"



44. Why did God create the sun? So we could all feel empowered and that we belong to something bigger than us.



45. Why did God create the moon? To show us that there's always light, even in the darkest times.



46. Why did God create the rainbow? To teach us that when we mix all the colors of the spectrum together, beautiful things happen.



47. Why did God create the desert? To test our faith, and show us that even barren landscapes can hold beauty and hope.



48. What did God say when he created the first comedian? "This one's a real gas!"



49. Why did God create the garden? So people could feel embraced by the land and its bounty, but also reap the gifts of patience.



50. Why did God create laughter? To remind us that joy can be found in the simplest moments of life, and humor can heal us on a spiritual level.