Post Your Golf Riddles Puns Below
Can you come up with a cool, funny or clever Golf Riddles of your own? Post it below (without the answer) to see if you can stump our users.
1. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Because he didn't want to get a hole-in-one!
2. Why did the golf ball break up with the club?
Because it wasn't their fairway!
3. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of shoes to the course?
In case he got a hole-in-one and had to do a victory lap!
4. Why did the golfer get a dog?
To help him fetch his balls!
5. What did the golf ball say when it got hit?
"Fore-get about it!"
6. Why did the golfer wear a hat on the course?
To prevent a hole-in-one on his head!
7. Why was the golfer always in the woods?
Because he was a bogeyman!
8. What do you call a golfer who's always laying down on the course?
A putt-putt!
9. Why did the golfer cross the green?
To get to the other bunker!
10. What do you call a golfer who's always borrowing clubs?
A tee thief!
11. Why did the golfer's caddy quit?
Because he couldn't deal with the divot rift between them!
12. What do you call a golfer who always plays during the day?
A daylight robber!
13. Why did the golfer's wife leave him?
Because he was always cheating on the course!
14. What do you call a golfer who's always in a bad mood?
A tee-off!
15. Why did the golfer go to the bank?
To get his fairway!
16. What do you call a golfer who's always got a lot of cash?
A chip-in!
17. Why did the golfer get a new set of clubs?
To drive his wife crazy!
18. What do you call a golfer who's always up for a challenge?
A hazard-taker!
19. Why did the golfer wear sunglasses to the course?
To keep his eyes on the ball!
20. What do you call a golfer who always hits the ball too hard?
A speed demon!
21. Why did the golfer bring a map to the course?
To avoid any rough patches!
22. What do you call a golfer who's always changing his swing?
A swing-vote!
23. Why did the golfer's caddy carry a camera?
To capture the moment and the flag-stick!
24. What do you call a golfer who always wears the same shirt?
A hole-in-one-hit-wonder!
25. Why did the golfer bring a hammer to the course?
To nail his shots!
26. What do you call a golfer who's always talking to himself?
A self-putt-ter!
27. Why did the golfer wear a wet suit to the course?
In case he got a hole-in-one and had to swim for his ball!
28. What do you call a golfer who's always looking at the replay?
A tee-vee watcher!
29. Why did the golfer bring a pillow to the course?
In case he got a hole-in-one and had to take a nap!
30. What do you call a golfer who always plays with an umbrella?
A rain-cheater!
31. Why did the golfer bring a flashlight to the course?
To find his ball in the dark!
32. What do you call a golfer who's always chasing his ball?
A swing-stalker!
33. Why did the golfer bring a telescope to the course?
To scout out his opponents and the fairway!
34. What do you call a golfer who's always hitting the trees?
A woodworker!
35. Why did the golfer bring a mask to the course?
To hide his face if he got a hole-in-one!
36. What do you call a golfer who's always throwing his clubs?
A club tosser!
37. Why did the golfer bring a calculator to the course?
To calculate his score and his winnings!
38. What do you call a golfer who's always digging holes?
A hole-in-one excavator!
39. Why did the golfer bring a dictionary to the course?
To improve his golf vocabulary and score some points!
40. What do you call a golfer who's always playing with a broken club?
A handicapped player!
41. Why did the golfer bring a GPS to the course?
To navigate the bunkers and the roughs!
42. What do you call a golfer who's always looking for lost balls?
A ball seeker!
43. Why did the golfer wear a parachute to the course?
In case he got a hole-in-one and had to bail out!
44. What do you call a golfer who's always kicking his ball?
A foot wedge!
45. Why did the golfer bring a bike to the course?
To speed up his game and get a hole-in-one on the go!
46. What do you call a golfer who's always playing with broken tees?
A teeter-totter!
47. Why did the golfer wear a bulletproof vest to the course?
In case he got a hole-in-one and had to avoid the jealous opponents!
48. What do you call a golfer who's always hitting his ball into the water?
A pond-hopper!
49. Why did the golfer bring a bar of soap to the course?
To clean his ball and get a hole-in-one with a squeaky clean shot!
50. What do you call a golfer who's always playing with fake balls?
A phoney putter!
1. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Because he didn't want to get a hole-in-one!
2. Why did the golf ball break up with the club?
Because it wasn't their fairway!
3. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of shoes to the course?
In case he got a hole-in-one and had to do a victory lap!
4. Why did the golfer get a dog?
To help him fetch his balls!
5. What did the golf ball say when it got hit?
"Fore-get about it!"
6. Why did the golfer wear a hat on the course?
To prevent a hole-in-one on his head!
7. Why was the golfer always in the woods?
Because he was a bogeyman!
8. What do you call a golfer who's always laying down on the course?
A putt-putt!
9. Why did the golfer cross the green?
To get to the other bunker!
10. What do you call a golfer who's always borrowing clubs?
A tee thief!
11. Why did the golfer's caddy quit?
Because he couldn't deal with the divot rift between them!
12. What do you call a golfer who always plays during the day?
A daylight robber!
13. Why did the golfer's wife leave him?
Because he was always cheating on the course!
14. What do you call a golfer who's always in a bad mood?
A tee-off!
15. Why did the golfer go to the bank?
To get his fairway!
16. What do you call a golfer who's always got a lot of cash?
A chip-in!
17. Why did the golfer get a new set of clubs?
To drive his wife crazy!
18. What do you call a golfer who's always up for a challenge?
A hazard-taker!
19. Why did the golfer wear sunglasses to the course?
To keep his eyes on the ball!
20. What do you call a golfer who always hits the ball too hard?
A speed demon!
21. Why did the golfer bring a map to the course?
To avoid any rough patches!
22. What do you call a golfer who's always changing his swing?
A swing-vote!
23. Why did the golfer's caddy carry a camera?
To capture the moment and the flag-stick!
24. What do you call a golfer who always wears the same shirt?
A hole-in-one-hit-wonder!
25. Why did the golfer bring a hammer to the course?
To nail his shots!
26. What do you call a golfer who's always talking to himself?
A self-putt-ter!
27. Why did the golfer wear a wet suit to the course?
In case he got a hole-in-one and had to swim for his ball!
28. What do you call a golfer who's always looking at the replay?
A tee-vee watcher!
29. Why did the golfer bring a pillow to the course?
In case he got a hole-in-one and had to take a nap!
30. What do you call a golfer who always plays with an umbrella?
A rain-cheater!
31. Why did the golfer bring a flashlight to the course?
To find his ball in the dark!
32. What do you call a golfer who's always chasing his ball?
A swing-stalker!
33. Why did the golfer bring a telescope to the course?
To scout out his opponents and the fairway!
34. What do you call a golfer who's always hitting the trees?
A woodworker!
35. Why did the golfer bring a mask to the course?
To hide his face if he got a hole-in-one!
36. What do you call a golfer who's always throwing his clubs?
A club tosser!
37. Why did the golfer bring a calculator to the course?
To calculate his score and his winnings!
38. What do you call a golfer who's always digging holes?
A hole-in-one excavator!
39. Why did the golfer bring a dictionary to the course?
To improve his golf vocabulary and score some points!
40. What do you call a golfer who's always playing with a broken club?
A handicapped player!
41. Why did the golfer bring a GPS to the course?
To navigate the bunkers and the roughs!
42. What do you call a golfer who's always looking for lost balls?
A ball seeker!
43. Why did the golfer wear a parachute to the course?
In case he got a hole-in-one and had to bail out!
44. What do you call a golfer who's always kicking his ball?
A foot wedge!
45. Why did the golfer bring a bike to the course?
To speed up his game and get a hole-in-one on the go!
46. What do you call a golfer who's always playing with broken tees?
A teeter-totter!
47. Why did the golfer wear a bulletproof vest to the course?
In case he got a hole-in-one and had to avoid the jealous opponents!
48. What do you call a golfer who's always hitting his ball into the water?
A pond-hopper!
49. Why did the golfer bring a bar of soap to the course?
To clean his ball and get a hole-in-one with a squeaky clean shot!
50. What do you call a golfer who's always playing with fake balls?
A phoney putter!