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1. What do you call a fake green vegetable? An imposter!
2. Why did the cucumber feel lonely? Because it felt like it was always getting pickled on.
3. Why did the tomato turn green, before he was red? It was only ripe for greenhouses!
4. What do you get when you cross a frog with a plant? A ribbiting good time!
5. Why are bananas green before they ripen? They're all about starting off on the right peel!
6. Why did the avocado say no to a date? Because it was already ripe!
7. What kind of music do green vegetables listen to? Cilantro!
8. Why did the grass go to the gym? To get a good workout in!
9. What do you call a group of green vegetables that work together? A kale team!
10. Why was the lettuce upset? It didn't want to be the only one left uneaten.
1. What do you call a fake green vegetable? An imposter!
2. Why did the cucumber feel lonely? Because it felt like it was always getting pickled on.
3. Why did the tomato turn green, before he was red? It was only ripe for greenhouses!
4. What do you get when you cross a frog with a plant? A ribbiting good time!
5. Why are bananas green before they ripen? They're all about starting off on the right peel!
6. Why did the avocado say no to a date? Because it was already ripe!
7. What kind of music do green vegetables listen to? Cilantro!
8. Why did the grass go to the gym? To get a good workout in!
9. What do you call a group of green vegetables that work together? A kale team!
10. Why was the lettuce upset? It didn't want to be the only one left uneaten.