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Riddles and Answers © 2024
Letter Sequence Riddle
Hint:
Guitar Rock Star
Hint:
Spiriting Faultless Pitch
Without a partner, I sit here mutely. My grace and beauty for you to reckon. Bright head above a regal neck, soft curves. And promise of my rich voice do beckon. Im inevitably hollow, the fretful type, but with practice, I could be your soul mate: If you hold me just right, I'll resonate your spiriting faultless pitch, your song to elevate. What could I be?
Hint:
Thick And Slick Riddle
I am thin although sometimes thick. I am slick although sometimes rough. I am used by an artiste whom doesn't draw nor paint. Im a?
Hint:
Body Neck And Head Riddle
Hint:
Six Strings
This can sometimes be electric
Although it is not a car
Its a musical instrument
With six strings - its a?
Although it is not a car
Its a musical instrument
With six strings - its a?
Hint:
Getting Used Musically
Although this is sometimes a bass
Its not a fish in the sea
Instead its something with some strings
And it gets used musically
It has to be a...?
Its not a fish in the sea
Instead its something with some strings
And it gets used musically
It has to be a...?
Hint:
Carried In A Case
Hint:
Singing You A Song
Hint:
Hold Me By Neck
Hold me by the neck and I won't mind,
if I get wrong I just need a good wind.
If you want me you better pick wisely,
just use your ears and I'll follow you blindly.
I am?
if I get wrong I just need a good wind.
If you want me you better pick wisely,
just use your ears and I'll follow you blindly.
I am?
Hint:
Standing On One Leg
Hint:
Pulling My Strings
Hint:
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1. Why did the guitar teacher break up with his girlfriend? She couldn't handle his fretting all the time.
2. What do you call a guitar that never apologizes? An unapologetic.
3. Why did the guitar player refuse to play reggae music? He was a rockist.
4. How do you throw a guitar-themed birthday party? You strum up some happy tunes.
5. Why did the guitarist put his guitar in the freezer? He wanted to play cool music.
6. What do you get when you cross a guitar with a cake? A guitar-cake-lar.
7. Why did the guitar teacher have to go to the hospital? He had a nasty chord injury.
8. How do you start a band with a bunch of guitar players? You string them along.
9. Why did the guitarist stop playing the guitar on the beach? He was afraid he'd get sand in his axe.
10. Why did the guitarist refuse to play a lute? He didn't want to fret in medieval times.
11. How do you know when a guitarist is lying? Their fingers are twitching.
12. Why did the guitar player refuse to play pop music? The chords were too basic.
13. How do you get a guitarist to practice? You give them a pick-me-up.
14. Why did the guitarist get a job at a coffee shop? He loved playing Java music.
15. What do you call a guitar that plays all night? A nocturne.
16. Why did the guitar player get lost in the forest? He was looking for the Chord of the Rings.
17. How do you know a guitarist is a genius? They have a minor in music theory.
18. Why did the guitar player refuse to play standing up? He was a sit-down comedian.
19. How do you know a guitarist is in trouble? They're playing the blues.
20. Why did the guitarist refuse to play acoustic? He preferred electric shocks.
21. What happened when the guitarist got his fingers stuck in the guitar strings? He had a string of bad luck.
22. Why did the guitarist get in trouble at school? He was caught playing hooky.
23. How do you know a guitarist is eco-friendly? They use recycled notes.
24. Why did the guitarist refuse to play the trumpet? He couldn't fret it.
25. How do you know a guitarist is lovesick? They play heartstrings.
26. Why did the guitar player refuse to play country? He had a metropolitan attitude.
27. How do you get a guitarist to stop playing? You tune out.
28. Why did the guitarist get kicked out of the national park? He was caught picking.
29. How do you know a guitarist is a perfectionist? They won't play until they get it right.
30. Why did the guitar player refuse to play jazz? He was a purist.
31. How do you know a guitarist is a romantic? They play love ballads.
32. Why did the guitarist get kicked out of the chiropractor's office? He kept cracking up.
33. Why did the guitar player refuse to play the violin? He couldn't handle the strings.
34. How do you know a guitarist is adventurous? They play dangerous chords.
35. Why did the guitarist get kicked out of the library? He was caught strumming his guitar.
36. How do you know a guitarist is lazy? They always play the same old chords.
37. Why did the guitar player refuse to play the keyboard? He couldn't handle the black and white keys.
38. How do you know a guitarist is a prankster? They play tricks on their bandmates.
39. Why did the guitarist refuse to play metal? It was too heavy.
40. How do you know a guitarist is a diva? They insist on playing in the spotlight.
41. Why did the guitar player refuse to play the harmonica? It was out of tune.
42. How do you know a guitarist is a party animal? They play lively tunes.
43. Why did the guitar player refuse to play classical music? It was too formal.
44. How do you know a guitarist is a rebel? They play non-conformist tunes.
45. Why did the guitarist refuse to play folk music? It was too rustic.
46. How do you know a guitarist is a hippie? They play peace and love tunes.
47. Why did the guitar player refuse to play the banjo? It was twangy.
48. How do you know a guitarist is a showman? They play flashy solos.
49. Why did the guitarist refuse to play the saxophone? It was too jazzy.
50. How do you know a guitarist is a patriot? They play the national anthem with pride.
1. Why did the guitar teacher break up with his girlfriend? She couldn't handle his fretting all the time.
2. What do you call a guitar that never apologizes? An unapologetic.
3. Why did the guitar player refuse to play reggae music? He was a rockist.
4. How do you throw a guitar-themed birthday party? You strum up some happy tunes.
5. Why did the guitarist put his guitar in the freezer? He wanted to play cool music.
6. What do you get when you cross a guitar with a cake? A guitar-cake-lar.
7. Why did the guitar teacher have to go to the hospital? He had a nasty chord injury.
8. How do you start a band with a bunch of guitar players? You string them along.
9. Why did the guitarist stop playing the guitar on the beach? He was afraid he'd get sand in his axe.
10. Why did the guitarist refuse to play a lute? He didn't want to fret in medieval times.
11. How do you know when a guitarist is lying? Their fingers are twitching.
12. Why did the guitar player refuse to play pop music? The chords were too basic.
13. How do you get a guitarist to practice? You give them a pick-me-up.
14. Why did the guitarist get a job at a coffee shop? He loved playing Java music.
15. What do you call a guitar that plays all night? A nocturne.
16. Why did the guitar player get lost in the forest? He was looking for the Chord of the Rings.
17. How do you know a guitarist is a genius? They have a minor in music theory.
18. Why did the guitar player refuse to play standing up? He was a sit-down comedian.
19. How do you know a guitarist is in trouble? They're playing the blues.
20. Why did the guitarist refuse to play acoustic? He preferred electric shocks.
21. What happened when the guitarist got his fingers stuck in the guitar strings? He had a string of bad luck.
22. Why did the guitarist get in trouble at school? He was caught playing hooky.
23. How do you know a guitarist is eco-friendly? They use recycled notes.
24. Why did the guitarist refuse to play the trumpet? He couldn't fret it.
25. How do you know a guitarist is lovesick? They play heartstrings.
26. Why did the guitar player refuse to play country? He had a metropolitan attitude.
27. How do you get a guitarist to stop playing? You tune out.
28. Why did the guitarist get kicked out of the national park? He was caught picking.
29. How do you know a guitarist is a perfectionist? They won't play until they get it right.
30. Why did the guitar player refuse to play jazz? He was a purist.
31. How do you know a guitarist is a romantic? They play love ballads.
32. Why did the guitarist get kicked out of the chiropractor's office? He kept cracking up.
33. Why did the guitar player refuse to play the violin? He couldn't handle the strings.
34. How do you know a guitarist is adventurous? They play dangerous chords.
35. Why did the guitarist get kicked out of the library? He was caught strumming his guitar.
36. How do you know a guitarist is lazy? They always play the same old chords.
37. Why did the guitar player refuse to play the keyboard? He couldn't handle the black and white keys.
38. How do you know a guitarist is a prankster? They play tricks on their bandmates.
39. Why did the guitarist refuse to play metal? It was too heavy.
40. How do you know a guitarist is a diva? They insist on playing in the spotlight.
41. Why did the guitar player refuse to play the harmonica? It was out of tune.
42. How do you know a guitarist is a party animal? They play lively tunes.
43. Why did the guitar player refuse to play classical music? It was too formal.
44. How do you know a guitarist is a rebel? They play non-conformist tunes.
45. Why did the guitarist refuse to play folk music? It was too rustic.
46. How do you know a guitarist is a hippie? They play peace and love tunes.
47. Why did the guitar player refuse to play the banjo? It was twangy.
48. How do you know a guitarist is a showman? They play flashy solos.
49. Why did the guitarist refuse to play the saxophone? It was too jazzy.
50. How do you know a guitarist is a patriot? They play the national anthem with pride.