That Ruddy Bird Riddle
I don't believe in wands
Or in the Quidditch World Cup,
And this is the last time I'll say this,
Shut that ruddy bird up!
Who am I?
Or in the Quidditch World Cup,
And this is the last time I'll say this,
Shut that ruddy bird up!
Who am I?
Hint:
A Toilet Is My Bed Riddle
I wear glasses and pigtails
And a Hogwart's toilet is now my bed,
And I do not think it's funny
To chuck books through my head!
Who am I?
And a Hogwart's toilet is now my bed,
And I do not think it's funny
To chuck books through my head!
Who am I?
Hint:
Fatter Than A Cow Riddle
I waddle like a penguin
And I'm fatter than a cow,
I'm Harry's chubby cousin,
Gimme, gimme, gimme candy
And give it to me now!
Who am I?
And I'm fatter than a cow,
I'm Harry's chubby cousin,
Gimme, gimme, gimme candy
And give it to me now!
Who am I?
Hint:
Don't Be Tardy Riddle
My dewy voice and sappy smile
Will lure you to my tower,
But do not tardy, for you can't be late,
And the walk is half an hour.
Who am I?
Will lure you to my tower,
But do not tardy, for you can't be late,
And the walk is half an hour.
Who am I?
Hint:
Don't Drink My Blood
I roam the woods of Hogwarts school
And my coat is a lovely white,
But don't you dare, try to drink my blood
Or you'll be cursed for life.
What am I?
And my coat is a lovely white,
But don't you dare, try to drink my blood
Or you'll be cursed for life.
What am I?
Hint:
Enjoying Quidditch Riddle
I'm often very stern,
I wear my hair up in a bun,
I'm really very fair,
I find Quidditch very fun.
Who am I?
I wear my hair up in a bun,
I'm really very fair,
I find Quidditch very fun.
Who am I?
Hint:
Minerva McGonagall. She is Transfiguration teacher as well as Head of Gryffindor House at Hogwarts. She appears as a strict woman but she loosens up at Quidditch matches. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
YES NO
YES NO
The Mouth Of Fire
In The Hobbit there was one
Harry Potter had more than three
If you were to make one mad
From its mouth fire you would see.
What is it?
Harry Potter had more than three
If you were to make one mad
From its mouth fire you would see.
What is it?
Hint:
This Country Gave Us Books Riddle
This country gave us Harry Potter
And the cuddly Paddington Bear
Consulting detective Sherlock Holmes
And Robin Hood who kept things fair
And the cuddly Paddington Bear
Consulting detective Sherlock Holmes
And Robin Hood who kept things fair
Hint:
Between The Pages Riddle
Jack tells Jill, "This isn't the $5 bill you left on the the table. I found it between pages 15 and 16 of Harry Potter."
Jill retorts, "You're lying and I can prove it." How did Jill know?
Jill retorts, "You're lying and I can prove it." How did Jill know?
Hint:
Harry Potter, like all other books, has odd-numbered pages on the right. Therefore, pages 15 and 16 are the front and back of a single page, and nothing could have been found between them. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
YES NO
YES NO
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1. What did the Gryffindor say when he saw his ex-girlfriend? "I'm Siriusly over you!"
2. Why did Dumbledore refuse to eat Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Beans? He was afraid of the unexpected Fawkes.
3. What do you call a group of Death Eaters who love to knit? Dark Lord of the Yarn.
4. How does a witch tell time? With her Hogwarts watch.
5. What did Snape say when he saw his reflection in the mirror of Erised? "Potter, I'm done with you."
6. Why did Hagrid bring a chicken to Hogwarts? He wanted to teach it trans-moo-tation.
7. Where do young wizards go to learn how to be hipsters? The Hufflepuff cafe.
8. What do you call a wizard who is always on time? A Weasley watch.
9. Why did Voldemort cross the road? To get to the Horcrux on the other side.
10. What do you get when you cross Harry Potter and a mountain? A Hogwarts hill.
11. How do you know if Harry Potter is on a roller coaster? He's Griffindor-ed his teeth.
12. What do they use to style hair at Hogwarts? A moody curling iron.
13. Where do students go to sharpen their wands? The Dumbledore-door.
14. What happened to Harry Potter when he met a Dementor? He became a remediator.
15. Why did the Ministry of Magic hire a painter? They needed a spell-checker.
16. What does Harry Potter mash his potatoes with? His wand-crusher.
17. What do you call a group of wizards on strike? A Hogwarts blockade.
18. What do you call a Boggart in a pond? A fear-frog.
19. What do you call a magical bird with a bad attitude? An Owl-truant.
20. What do you call a jumpy flying broomstick? A nervous nimbus.
21. Why did Ron Weasley's sweater get wet? It was caught in a tide-ious battle.
22. What do you call a pyromaniac wizard? A fiery magician.
23. What do you call a confused muggle? A No-Memory.
24. What do you call a Gryffindor with no courage? A Hufflepuff.
25. What happens when you mix Carol Danvers with Hermione Granger? Magic Captain Marvel.
26. Why did the enchanted broomstick break up with the vacuum cleaner? They had irreconcilable cleaning differences.
27. What do you call a wizard who is always hungry? A Raven-chef.
28. Why did Professor Quirrell wear two cloaks? He wanted to be Dumbledore-wrapped.
29. What do you call a Hermione Granger fan club? The bookworms.
30. What do you call a patronus performing stand-up comedy? A laughter defense.
31. What do you call a rival Quidditch team? Opponent-wards.
32. Why did Harry Potter lose his shoes? He was Siriusly underprepared.
33. What do you call a magical animal that loves playing MMOs? An Owyvern.
34. What's the favorite spell of the Sorting Hat? A suave sorting.
35. Why did Sirius Black prefer Werewolves over Vampires? He liked how they howl more than bite.
36. What do you call a wizard who refuses to pay taxes? A Galleon-dodger.
37. What do Hogwarts students use to hydrate plants? A gilly-weed sprayer.
38. What's Voldemort's favorite social media platform? Snapchat-muggle.
39. What happens when a wizard tries to use magic on a clock? Time-turner-ed.
40. What do you call a magical tree that loves a good game of Quidditch? An Oak-keeper.
41. What do you call a Lethifold that's really into emo music? My Chemical Romance-Lethifold.
42. Why did Snape refuse to use modern potions equipment? He was afraid of stirring things up with technology.
43. What do you call a Horcrux that loves classical music? Mozart-crux.
44. Why did Ron Weasley refuse to ride the Hogwarts Express? He was afraid of train-wrecks.
45. What do you call a Hufflepuff that loves disco? A Dancing Badger.
46. What happens when you mix dragons and snowmen? The Hogwarts Winter-Fyre Ball.
47. Why did Voldemort hide his nose in plain sight? He wanted to blend with Muggles better.
48. What do you call a potion that's both colorful and tasty? A Rainbow Sherbet.
49. Why did Harry Potter always wear fresh underwear before battle? He never wanted to Snape out.
50. What do you call a magical herb that's always late? Herb-O'Clock.
1. What did the Gryffindor say when he saw his ex-girlfriend? "I'm Siriusly over you!"
2. Why did Dumbledore refuse to eat Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Beans? He was afraid of the unexpected Fawkes.
3. What do you call a group of Death Eaters who love to knit? Dark Lord of the Yarn.
4. How does a witch tell time? With her Hogwarts watch.
5. What did Snape say when he saw his reflection in the mirror of Erised? "Potter, I'm done with you."
6. Why did Hagrid bring a chicken to Hogwarts? He wanted to teach it trans-moo-tation.
7. Where do young wizards go to learn how to be hipsters? The Hufflepuff cafe.
8. What do you call a wizard who is always on time? A Weasley watch.
9. Why did Voldemort cross the road? To get to the Horcrux on the other side.
10. What do you get when you cross Harry Potter and a mountain? A Hogwarts hill.
11. How do you know if Harry Potter is on a roller coaster? He's Griffindor-ed his teeth.
12. What do they use to style hair at Hogwarts? A moody curling iron.
13. Where do students go to sharpen their wands? The Dumbledore-door.
14. What happened to Harry Potter when he met a Dementor? He became a remediator.
15. Why did the Ministry of Magic hire a painter? They needed a spell-checker.
16. What does Harry Potter mash his potatoes with? His wand-crusher.
17. What do you call a group of wizards on strike? A Hogwarts blockade.
18. What do you call a Boggart in a pond? A fear-frog.
19. What do you call a magical bird with a bad attitude? An Owl-truant.
20. What do you call a jumpy flying broomstick? A nervous nimbus.
21. Why did Ron Weasley's sweater get wet? It was caught in a tide-ious battle.
22. What do you call a pyromaniac wizard? A fiery magician.
23. What do you call a confused muggle? A No-Memory.
24. What do you call a Gryffindor with no courage? A Hufflepuff.
25. What happens when you mix Carol Danvers with Hermione Granger? Magic Captain Marvel.
26. Why did the enchanted broomstick break up with the vacuum cleaner? They had irreconcilable cleaning differences.
27. What do you call a wizard who is always hungry? A Raven-chef.
28. Why did Professor Quirrell wear two cloaks? He wanted to be Dumbledore-wrapped.
29. What do you call a Hermione Granger fan club? The bookworms.
30. What do you call a patronus performing stand-up comedy? A laughter defense.
31. What do you call a rival Quidditch team? Opponent-wards.
32. Why did Harry Potter lose his shoes? He was Siriusly underprepared.
33. What do you call a magical animal that loves playing MMOs? An Owyvern.
34. What's the favorite spell of the Sorting Hat? A suave sorting.
35. Why did Sirius Black prefer Werewolves over Vampires? He liked how they howl more than bite.
36. What do you call a wizard who refuses to pay taxes? A Galleon-dodger.
37. What do Hogwarts students use to hydrate plants? A gilly-weed sprayer.
38. What's Voldemort's favorite social media platform? Snapchat-muggle.
39. What happens when a wizard tries to use magic on a clock? Time-turner-ed.
40. What do you call a magical tree that loves a good game of Quidditch? An Oak-keeper.
41. What do you call a Lethifold that's really into emo music? My Chemical Romance-Lethifold.
42. Why did Snape refuse to use modern potions equipment? He was afraid of stirring things up with technology.
43. What do you call a Horcrux that loves classical music? Mozart-crux.
44. Why did Ron Weasley refuse to ride the Hogwarts Express? He was afraid of train-wrecks.
45. What do you call a Hufflepuff that loves disco? A Dancing Badger.
46. What happens when you mix dragons and snowmen? The Hogwarts Winter-Fyre Ball.
47. Why did Voldemort hide his nose in plain sight? He wanted to blend with Muggles better.
48. What do you call a potion that's both colorful and tasty? A Rainbow Sherbet.
49. Why did Harry Potter always wear fresh underwear before battle? He never wanted to Snape out.
50. What do you call a magical herb that's always late? Herb-O'Clock.