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T-Rex In A Sombrero Riddle

Hint:
A tyranosaurus-mex.
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Clumsy Pilgrims Riddle

Hint:
Because their belt buckles are on their hats!
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Snow Heads Riddle

Hint:
Ice caps.
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Over The Head Riddle

Hint:
Hair
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Large Hat Riddle

Hint:
The one with the largest head!
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The Red Hat

Hint: For a moment or two, nobody moved. Nobody knew for certain what color his hat was, and thats what told the wisest guy that all of the hats were red.
Step 1:
Wiseguy #1 knows he can see two red hats.

Step 2:
Wiseguy #1 thinks, "Hey, if I were wearing a white hat, Wiseguy #2 would see one red hat and one white."

Step 3:
Wiseguy #1 then thinks, "If I were wearing a white hat, and Wiseguy #2 saw one red hat and one white (and if he were wearing a white hat himself), then Wiseguy #3 would have seen two white hats. So, Wiseguy #3 wouldnt have raised his hand to the first question.

Wiseguy #1 thinks, "If that were true, Wiseguy #2 would be sure that he had a red hat. But since Wiseguy #2 was actually unsure about his hat color, it can only mean one thing, my hat is red."
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1. Why did the beaver wear a fedora? Because he wanted to dam the compliments!

2. What did the magician say when he pulled a hat out of a rabbit? "Tada-hat!"

3. What do you get when you cross a hat and a calendar? A head-date!

4. Why is it so hard to find a good hat in space? Because all the good ones are already "inter-stellar"!

5. How did the cowboy fix his broken hat? With a hat-pin!

6. Why did the pirate wear an eyepatch and a tricorn hat? Because he was the captain of a "seasick" ship!

7. Why did the baseball player wear his baseball cap backward? He wanted to look "catchy"!

8. Why did the hat go to the doctor? Because it had a "sweat" problem!

9. What does a drunk hat say? "Toucan play at that game!"

10. What did the magician say to his hat? "You beanie mine!"

11. Why did the sailor wear a sailor cap? Because he was trying to "anchor" himself down.

12. What hat do school teachers wear? They wear a "graduation cap" all year round.

13. Why do chefs always wear toques? So they can keep their recipes "under-cap"!

14. What kind of hat does a sheep wear? A beret!

15. Why did the robot wear a hat? Because it wanted to protect its "hard-drive"!

16. What did the hat say to the scarf? "You're really "wrap"ped up in yourself!"

17. Why did the superhero wear a mask and hat? To "disguise" himself of course!

18. How did the hat get a job? It applied by sending in its "cap-lication"!

19. What do you call a hat that's also a car? A "capmobile"!

20. What kind of hat do thieves wear? They wear a "bandit hat" while committing their crimes!

21. Why did the cowboy wear a hat? He didn't want to get a "suntan" on his face!

22. How does a cowboy retain his hat when it's windy? He "ties" it down!

23. What kind of hat do detectives wear? They wear a "Sherlock Holmes hat" like a true detective!

24. Why do snowmen have hats on their head? So they don't "melt" under the sun!

25. Why did the frog wear a top hat? It had a "hoppy" occasion to attend!

26. How do you keep a hat clean? You "cap-ture" any dirt and brush it off!

27. What hat do you wear to a fancy dinner? A "bowler hat" of course!

28. Why did the monkey wear a hat? Because it wanted to be a part of the "cap-ucine" family!

29. What kind of hat do basketball players wear? They wear a "basket-ball hat"!

30. What do you call a hat that can multiply? A "beanie baby"!

31. Why did the duck wear a hat? Because it wanted to "quack" a fashion statement!

32. What kind of hat do vampires hate wearing? They hate wearing "sun-hats" of course!

33. How many hats does a ninja wear? Just "two-mask"ed hats!

34. What did the witch say when she lost her hat? "I knew I should have put a lice hat on it"!

35. What did the alien say when it saw a hat store? "Take me to your "cap-tain"!

36. Why do cats love hats? Because hats make them look "purr-fect"!

37. What kind of hat do you wear in the rain? A "rain-hat" of course!

38. Why did the chicken wear a hat? Because it wanted to look "egg-ceptional"!

39. How does a panda stay cool under its hat? By having "bear-ly" any hair underneath it!

40. What kind of hat does a lumberjack wear? They wear a "giant lumber-hat"!

41. What did the hat say to the gloves? "I think we make a "handy" pair!"

42. How do you know if a hat is brokenhearted? It's a "tear-ible" hat!

43. What kind of hat do alpine skiers wear? They wear a "ski-hat" of course!

44. Why do bakers always wear chef hats? So they can "flour-ish" in their profession!

45. What kind of hat does a cow wear? A "moo-cowboy hat"!

46. Why did the cat wear a cowboy hat? Because it wanted to be in the "meowster" of ceremonies!

47. What kind of hat did the conductor wear? His "train-hat" of course!

48. What do you call a penguin with a hat on it? A "tuxedo-adorable" penguin!

49. Why did the president always wear a hat? He wanted to make sure he "gave cap-able performances" in public!

50. What kind of hats should you never wear? A "silly-hat" when you're trying to be taken seriously!
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