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1. What do you get when you cross a ghost and a store? A haunted aisle.

2. Why was the ghost afraid of the blender? It was a scream machine.

3. What do you call a ghost chicken? A poultry-geist.

4. How does a ghost get to work? On a scaredy-cat bus.

5. What do you call a haunted house in a desert? A mirage-station.

6. Why did the ghost go to the doctor? For their boo-boo.

7. What did the ghost say to the dog? You can fetch me, but you can't catch me!

8. What's a ghost's favorite fruit? Booberries.

9. What type of music do ghosts like? Spirit-raising melodies.

10. Why don't ghosts play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.

11. Why did the ghost pepper get hired as a chef? They were hot stuff.

12. What do you call a ghost that lives in the kitchen? A cabinet-geist.

13. Why did the ghost go to the party alone? They couldn't find their boo.

14. What do ghosts do for fun at the beach? They scare sand-castles.

15. What do you call a haunted spider? A boo-terfly.

16. Why did the ghost start a small business? They wanted to be their own haunt-ployer.

17. What did the ghost say when they lost their money? I'm at a haunt-loss.

18. Why did the ghost go to the salon? To get a boo-tiful makeover.

19. What did the ghost say after being insulted? Boo-hoo.

20. Why did the ghost become a boxer? They had a knockout punch.

21. What do you call a haunted rabbit? A fright-hopper.

22. Why don't ghosts use elevators? They don't lift their spirits.

23. What did the ghost say to the doorbell? You rang?

24. What do ghosts wear to keep warm? Booooo-oots.

25. Why did the ghost get a pet? They wanted to have some boo-companion.

26. What do you call a haunted bee? A boo-bee.

27. Why did the ghost go skydiving? They wanted to feel alive... again.

28. What did the ghost say to the employee? You scare me.

29. What do ghosts put in their tea? Scary-cil.

30. Why did the ghost become a rapper? They had some wicked rhymes.

31. What do you call a haunted car? A fright-mobile.

32. Why did the ghost go on a diet? To fit into their boo-tiful dress.

33. What did the ghost say to the bed? I'll be sheet-ing with you tonight.

34. What do ghosts wear to the beach? Boo-kini.

35. Why don't ghosts need to move their furniture? They're already spooked.

36. What did the ghost say when watching a scary movie? I've seen boo-tter.

37. What do you call a haunted purse? A boo-tique bag.

38. Why did the ghost cross the road? To get to the other fright side.

39. What do ghosts use to clean their houses? A boo-m.

40. Why did the ghost run for office? They wanted to be a haunt-o-crat.

41. What do you call a haunted rollercoaster? A fright-train.

42. What did the ghost say after a successful prank? You should have seen their ghostly expression.

43. Why did the ghost start a workout routine? To get into ghost shape.

44. What do ghosts use to make their toast? A spoo-knife.

45. Why did the ghost enroll in college? They wanted to major in boo-ssiness.

46. What did the ghost say to the car? I've got the fright idea.

47. What do you call a haunted pencil? A boo-encil.

48. Why did the ghost start a blog? To get their spook-ticles out there.

49. What do ghosts put on their pancakes? Boo-berries.

50. Why did the ghost get a haircut? To boo-tify themselves.
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