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A Cows Favorite Holiday Riddle

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Moo Years Day!!
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Dancing In 1776 Riddle

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Indepen-dance!
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Angry Leprechauns Riddle

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Only a little.
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Low Grades Johnny Riddle

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Because everything is marked down after the holidays!
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Thanksgiving Hunger Riddle

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The turkey because he's already stuffed!
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Trick Or Treating Riddle

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The front door
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The Red, White And Blue Riddle

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Uncle Sam falling down the steps!
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The 4th Of July Flame Riddle

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A fire quacker.
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Making A Basket Riddle

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Two points, just like anyone else.
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Painting Easter Eggs Riddle

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He hires Santa's elves during the off season.
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The 4th Of July Picnic Riddle

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The hot dogs were bad and the brats were wurst!
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Signing The Declaration Of Independence

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At the bottom!
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The Christmas King Riddle

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A stocking.
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A Small Valentine Riddle

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A Valentiny!
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A Wolfs Fav Time Of Year

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The howl-o-days!
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1. Why did Santa go to college? To become an "elf" made man.

2. Why don't Christmas trees ever win an award? Because they're always "pine"ing for more attention.

3. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.

4. Why did the Grinch break up with his girlfriend? She was two sizes too small.

5. What did the gingerbread man put on his bed? A cookie sheet.

6. Why did the turkey cross the road before Thanksgiving? To prove he wasn't a "chicken".

7. Where do Santa's reindeer go to get their fur coats cleaned? The "Deer" cleaner.

8. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frost biting.

9. What do you call a bunch of chess players bragging about their games in a hot tub? Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

10. What do you call a can of soda that's been left out in the snow all day? A cold drink with a frosty temper.

11. What do you call a Christmas ornament made out of tofu? A Soy-rrnament.

12. Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctor? He was feeling crummy.

13. What do you call a reindeer with one eye? A "One-deer-ful" sight.

14. What is Santa's favorite type of cookie? "S-CLAWS" of course.

15. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.

16. What do you get when you cross Santa with a duck? A Christmas "quacker".

17. What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with a banana? A mistle-toe.

18. What was the snowman's new year's resolution? To lose some weight - he was becoming a "meltdown".

19. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog? A slush puppy

20. Why did Santa go to the gym? He wanted to get his "jingle bells" ringing.

21. What did the snowman say to the carrot? "I nose you well."

22. What kind of money does Santa use? Jingle bills!

23. What did the elf say to Santa when he didn’t feel well? "Sorry to "chunk" your ear."

24. What’s the most popular Christmas wine? "I don’t like Brandywine."

25. What's the favorite Christmas movie of elephants? Trunks-giving.

26. How do snowmen greet each other on Christmas? Ice to meet you.

27. Why did Santa go to the doctor? Because he had a bad "elf", that's why.

28. What do you get if you cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite.

29. What does Santa use to shave? North Pole's best razor.

30. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired.

31. What do you call a snowman party? Chill-fest.

32. What do you get when you cross an apple pie with a Christmas tree? A Pine-apple pie.

33. Where does Santa Claus chill out when he’s not driving his sleigh? The North Pool.

34. What’s a dog’s favorite Christmas treat? Pooch-permint bark.

35. What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa? Santa Claus-trophobic.

36. Why did Santa put a clock in his sleigh? He wanted to see "time fly".

37. What did the Gingerbread man say to the candy cane? "Don’t you think I’m sweet enough?"

38. How does a snowman greet people? Ice to meet you.

39. Why did the turkey join the band? Because he had drumsticks.

40. What do you call a Christmas tree drinking game? "O tannen-baum"-bled.

41. What do you get when you cross a reindeer and a snowman? Frostbite.

42. What's the best way to get a snowman around town? By icicle.

43. What's the difference between Santa's reindeer and a knight? One slays the dragon, the other drags the sleigh.

44. What did the snowman say when he found out he was melting? "I'm not ready for this to be a wet Christmas!"

45. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad-dressing.

46. What do you call a snowman with a sunburn? A puddle.

47. What did the snowman say to the other snowman? "Do you smell carrots?".

48. What did the kid say to Santa after opening presents? "Santa Claws, thanks a lot!"

49. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a bulldog? Frostbite.

50. What do skiers say when they go to a Christmas party? Let's hit the slopes, and then the eggnog.
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