Covered By A Curtain
This is something found throughout the house
Of that you can be very certain
Made of glass so you can see through it
But sometimes covered by a curtain
I am a?
Of that you can be very certain
Made of glass so you can see through it
But sometimes covered by a curtain
I am a?
Hint:
A Round House
The police are called to a round house where a man is found dead with a knife wound to the chest. The police investigate and narrow down the suspects to three people: The maid, the wife, and the butcher. When questioned for alibis, the wife said, "I was out buying a dress with my friends, and I found my husband dead upon my return." The butcher said, "I was searching the cupboards for some vegetables to serve for lunch." The maid said, "I was in the other room, dusting the corners." The maid was then arrested. How did the police know it was her?
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A House You Can Make
This is a Christmas house that you can make. Use frosting, candies, and brown crust to bake. What is it?
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Contracting Penguins Riddle
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Avoiding A Ghost Riddle
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Around The House Riddle
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The Burning House Riddle
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Welcome To Donner's House
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Suspicious Blinds Riddle
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The Laughing Window Riddle
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The Rainbow Neighborhood Riddle
There was a neighborhood of one-story houses.
One was red and everything in the house was red.
Another was purple and everything in the house was purple.
Yet another was yellow and everything in the house was yellow.
Still another was blue and everything in the house was blue.
In the green house everything was green,
and in the gray house everything was grey.
What color were the stairs in the yellow house?
One was red and everything in the house was red.
Another was purple and everything in the house was purple.
Yet another was yellow and everything in the house was yellow.
Still another was blue and everything in the house was blue.
In the green house everything was green,
and in the gray house everything was grey.
What color were the stairs in the yellow house?
Hint:
There are no stairs in any of the houses because they only have one story. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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An Edible Dwelling Riddle
You might make this at Christmas
So that you can stuff your face
A cake, icing and candy
An edible dwelling place
So that you can stuff your face
A cake, icing and candy
An edible dwelling place
Hint:
Apartment Ants Riddle
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The One Story House Riddle
A drunk man came home riding in his car at night. Got to his home walked up the stairs in his one story house and turned off the light and fell asleep. When he woke up the next day he looked out the only window in the house and he saw something that scared him to death.
What scared him to death and how can he walk up on stairs in a one story house?
What scared him to death and how can he walk up on stairs in a one story house?
Hint:
How he can walk up stairs in a one story house is that he lived in a lighthouse and when he turned the only light off in the lighthouse all the boats crashed on the shore and he saw a boat coming toward him Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Color Of The Stairs Riddle
There is a pink single story house and everything in it is pink. The doors are pink, the windows are pink and the TV is pink.
What color are the stairs?
What color are the stairs?
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Post Your House Riddles Puns Below
Can you come up with a cool, funny or clever House Riddles of your own? Post it below (without the answer) to see if you can stump our users.
1. Why don't mountains ever have headaches? Because they have peak roofs!
2. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems inside and was in need of a new addition.
3. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
4. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
5. Why was the computer cold? Because it left its Windows open!
6. Why did the ghost move into the attic? Because it was looking to raise its spirit.
7. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crummy.
8. Why did the broom go to the beach? Because it wanted to sweep up some sun!
9. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
10. Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? Because he needed his space.
11. Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well.
12. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the house.
13. Why was the student excited about his new eraser? Because it was the start of a new scholastic rubber-tire.
14. Why was the bicycle always crying? Because it was two-tired.
15. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crummy.
16. Why did the burglar break into the attic? Because he knew the homeowner would up the roof after finding out.
17. Why does a house always feel cold? Because the doors and windows are always open after being painted green.
18. Why did the laundry basket break up with the dryer? Because they just didn't mesh.
19. What did the carpet say to the floor? "You're beneath me."
20. Why did the table break up with the chair? Because it caught the chair cheating with the footstool.
21. Why was the bookshelf always so mad? Because it was always being shelved away.
22. Why did the lightbulb break up with electricity? Because it just couldn't handle the spark anymore.
23. Why did the refrigerator break up with the freezer? Because they were always in a cooling-off period.
24. Why did the window need a break? Because it's always on pane.
25. Why did the doctor have to see the house? Because it had a sick roof.
26. Why did the ceiling cry? Because it had the roofies .
27. Why did the garage start a band? Because it wanted to make some noise.
28. Why do houses never go hungry? Because they always have a fabulous pantry.
29. Why was the staircase always hungry? Because it was always taking steps.
30. Why did the doorway get angry? Because it was always in a jam.
31. Why did the mailbox ask the postman out? Because it was feeling addressed.
32. Why did the roof attend church? Because it got a leak to Jesus.
33. Why did the doorbell break up with the doorknob? Because it wanted to ring in the new year all by itself.
34. Why do houses always get along? Because they have great foundation.
35. Why do painters always make great artists? Because they use brushes to paint the town red.
36. Why does a house love music? Because it has a great set of harmony.
37. Why do houses never host parties? Because they don’t want to be the center of a plastered group of people.
38. Why did the toilet break up with the faucet? Because they just couldn't handle the pressure anymore.
39. Why did the chimney sweep fall in love? Because he had a direct flue to her heart.
40. Why did the window need a rest? Because it was always hoarse.
41. Why did the clock get in a fight? Because it always had a second hand.
42. Why did the banister go to school? To get some hand railing.
43. Why did the hinges on the door break up with the doorknob? They felt locked up.
44. Why did the dishwasher go on a diet? It had a few too many fat loads.
45. Why did the door jamb go to the beach? So it could catch some rays.
46. Why did the roof have to be repaired after telling a joke? Because it caused a roof-top explosion of laughter.
47. Why was the basement never lonely? Because it always had a lot of floors to keep it company.
48. Why did the stairs always avoid the floorboards? Because there's always a step in their relationship.
49. Why do houses never want to go to the doctor? Because they're afraid of getting caulk blocked.
50. Why did the roof go on a diet? To lose some shingle pounds!
1. Why don't mountains ever have headaches? Because they have peak roofs!
2. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems inside and was in need of a new addition.
3. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
4. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
5. Why was the computer cold? Because it left its Windows open!
6. Why did the ghost move into the attic? Because it was looking to raise its spirit.
7. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crummy.
8. Why did the broom go to the beach? Because it wanted to sweep up some sun!
9. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
10. Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? Because he needed his space.
11. Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well.
12. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the house.
13. Why was the student excited about his new eraser? Because it was the start of a new scholastic rubber-tire.
14. Why was the bicycle always crying? Because it was two-tired.
15. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crummy.
16. Why did the burglar break into the attic? Because he knew the homeowner would up the roof after finding out.
17. Why does a house always feel cold? Because the doors and windows are always open after being painted green.
18. Why did the laundry basket break up with the dryer? Because they just didn't mesh.
19. What did the carpet say to the floor? "You're beneath me."
20. Why did the table break up with the chair? Because it caught the chair cheating with the footstool.
21. Why was the bookshelf always so mad? Because it was always being shelved away.
22. Why did the lightbulb break up with electricity? Because it just couldn't handle the spark anymore.
23. Why did the refrigerator break up with the freezer? Because they were always in a cooling-off period.
24. Why did the window need a break? Because it's always on pane.
25. Why did the doctor have to see the house? Because it had a sick roof.
26. Why did the ceiling cry? Because it had the roofies .
27. Why did the garage start a band? Because it wanted to make some noise.
28. Why do houses never go hungry? Because they always have a fabulous pantry.
29. Why was the staircase always hungry? Because it was always taking steps.
30. Why did the doorway get angry? Because it was always in a jam.
31. Why did the mailbox ask the postman out? Because it was feeling addressed.
32. Why did the roof attend church? Because it got a leak to Jesus.
33. Why did the doorbell break up with the doorknob? Because it wanted to ring in the new year all by itself.
34. Why do houses always get along? Because they have great foundation.
35. Why do painters always make great artists? Because they use brushes to paint the town red.
36. Why does a house love music? Because it has a great set of harmony.
37. Why do houses never host parties? Because they don’t want to be the center of a plastered group of people.
38. Why did the toilet break up with the faucet? Because they just couldn't handle the pressure anymore.
39. Why did the chimney sweep fall in love? Because he had a direct flue to her heart.
40. Why did the window need a rest? Because it was always hoarse.
41. Why did the clock get in a fight? Because it always had a second hand.
42. Why did the banister go to school? To get some hand railing.
43. Why did the hinges on the door break up with the doorknob? They felt locked up.
44. Why did the dishwasher go on a diet? It had a few too many fat loads.
45. Why did the door jamb go to the beach? So it could catch some rays.
46. Why did the roof have to be repaired after telling a joke? Because it caused a roof-top explosion of laughter.
47. Why was the basement never lonely? Because it always had a lot of floors to keep it company.
48. Why did the stairs always avoid the floorboards? Because there's always a step in their relationship.
49. Why do houses never want to go to the doctor? Because they're afraid of getting caulk blocked.
50. Why did the roof go on a diet? To lose some shingle pounds!