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1. Why did the icicle break up with his girlfriend? Because she was too clingy!
2. What do you call a group of penguins at a pool party? Icebergers!
3. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite!
4. Why was the snowman afraid of going to the beach? He was afraid he would melt!
5. How do you make a snowball disappear? Add heat and wait for it to flake out!
6. Why did the ice cream truck melt? It was in a hot pursuit!
7. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
8. When is the best time to turn an ice cube into a unicorn? When it has thawed!
9. Why was the snowman so sad? He had a chilly reception!
10. How do you know when it's really cold outside? When you're shivering, even inside your home!
11. What did the ice cube say to the refrigerator? "Please, let me in! I'm a little cool!"
12. How do you keep your feet warm in icy weather? Wear snowshoes!
13. Why did the snowman break up with his girlfriend? She was too cold-hearted!
14. What do you call ice that never melts? A perfect forever chill!
15. Why did the ice cream cone go to the doctor? It was feeling a bit rocky road!
16. How do you catch a fish in a lake that's frozen solid? Cut a hole in the ice and go in!
17. How do you make a snowman smile? Give him a carrot nose!
18. What did one igloo say to the other igloo? "Do you want to come in for a cool-down?"
19. Why did the lemon slice break up with the ice cube? He was too cold for her!
20. How do you make a snowman happy? Give him a warm hug when it's cold outside!
21. What do you call a snowman in the summertime? A puddle!
22. Why did the ice cream truck cross the road? To avoid melting in the sun!
23. How do penguins stay warm in the Antarctic? They huddle!
24. What do you call a snowman that's melting? A puddle of personality!
25. What did the snowman say when he got a haircut? "I feel a little flaky!"
26. What did the snowman say to the carrot? "You're the perfect nose for me!"
27. Why did the snowman go to the gym? To get abs-olutely fit!
28. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? Frosty the Buffman!
29. Why did the ice block break up with the ice cube? He said she was too hard to deal with!
30. What do you call a dog in the Arctic? A husky-cicle!
31. Why did the snowman refuse to leave his garden? He said he was rooted in place!
32. What did one snowflake say to the other? "I'm a little flaky!"
33. How do you make a snowman fly? You give him a jetpack!
34. Why did the ice cube have to go to the doctor? It was feeling a little crushed!
35. What did the ice cube say when it got into a fight with the blender? "You can't blend me down!"
36. How do you make an ice cream float? Wait for the soda to freeze over!
37. Why was the snowman's nose always cold? He never had a chance to warm up to it!
38. What do you call a penguin in a bowtie? An ice-tuxedo!
39. Why did the snowman refuse to be friends with the sun? He said it was burning up his possibilities!
40. What do you call a snowman that's always grumpy? A frosty the grouch!
41. What did the snowman say when he won the lottery? "I'm feeling like a million snowflakes!"
42. Why did the ice cube break up with the water? He said she was too liquid for him!
43. How do you make a snowman laugh? Show him a good snow joke!
44. Why did the ice cream flavor go to the doctor? It was feeling a little rocky!
45. What do you call an igloo with an open door? An ice house-warming!
46. How do you get a snowball to stop rolling? You yell, "Freeze!"
47. Why did the snowman have to go to the airport? He said he needed to catch a flight of fancy!
48. What do you call an ice sculpture that's taller than you? An icicle tower!
49. Why did the ice cream cone break up with the spoon? She said he was too dense for her!
50. What did the snowman say at his birthday party? "I'm still frosty after all these years!"
1. Why did the icicle break up with his girlfriend? Because she was too clingy!
2. What do you call a group of penguins at a pool party? Icebergers!
3. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite!
4. Why was the snowman afraid of going to the beach? He was afraid he would melt!
5. How do you make a snowball disappear? Add heat and wait for it to flake out!
6. Why did the ice cream truck melt? It was in a hot pursuit!
7. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
8. When is the best time to turn an ice cube into a unicorn? When it has thawed!
9. Why was the snowman so sad? He had a chilly reception!
10. How do you know when it's really cold outside? When you're shivering, even inside your home!
11. What did the ice cube say to the refrigerator? "Please, let me in! I'm a little cool!"
12. How do you keep your feet warm in icy weather? Wear snowshoes!
13. Why did the snowman break up with his girlfriend? She was too cold-hearted!
14. What do you call ice that never melts? A perfect forever chill!
15. Why did the ice cream cone go to the doctor? It was feeling a bit rocky road!
16. How do you catch a fish in a lake that's frozen solid? Cut a hole in the ice and go in!
17. How do you make a snowman smile? Give him a carrot nose!
18. What did one igloo say to the other igloo? "Do you want to come in for a cool-down?"
19. Why did the lemon slice break up with the ice cube? He was too cold for her!
20. How do you make a snowman happy? Give him a warm hug when it's cold outside!
21. What do you call a snowman in the summertime? A puddle!
22. Why did the ice cream truck cross the road? To avoid melting in the sun!
23. How do penguins stay warm in the Antarctic? They huddle!
24. What do you call a snowman that's melting? A puddle of personality!
25. What did the snowman say when he got a haircut? "I feel a little flaky!"
26. What did the snowman say to the carrot? "You're the perfect nose for me!"
27. Why did the snowman go to the gym? To get abs-olutely fit!
28. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? Frosty the Buffman!
29. Why did the ice block break up with the ice cube? He said she was too hard to deal with!
30. What do you call a dog in the Arctic? A husky-cicle!
31. Why did the snowman refuse to leave his garden? He said he was rooted in place!
32. What did one snowflake say to the other? "I'm a little flaky!"
33. How do you make a snowman fly? You give him a jetpack!
34. Why did the ice cube have to go to the doctor? It was feeling a little crushed!
35. What did the ice cube say when it got into a fight with the blender? "You can't blend me down!"
36. How do you make an ice cream float? Wait for the soda to freeze over!
37. Why was the snowman's nose always cold? He never had a chance to warm up to it!
38. What do you call a penguin in a bowtie? An ice-tuxedo!
39. Why did the snowman refuse to be friends with the sun? He said it was burning up his possibilities!
40. What do you call a snowman that's always grumpy? A frosty the grouch!
41. What did the snowman say when he won the lottery? "I'm feeling like a million snowflakes!"
42. Why did the ice cube break up with the water? He said she was too liquid for him!
43. How do you make a snowman laugh? Show him a good snow joke!
44. Why did the ice cream flavor go to the doctor? It was feeling a little rocky!
45. What do you call an igloo with an open door? An ice house-warming!
46. How do you get a snowball to stop rolling? You yell, "Freeze!"
47. Why did the snowman have to go to the airport? He said he needed to catch a flight of fancy!
48. What do you call an ice sculpture that's taller than you? An icicle tower!
49. Why did the ice cream cone break up with the spoon? She said he was too dense for her!
50. What did the snowman say at his birthday party? "I'm still frosty after all these years!"