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Bugged Officer Riddle

Hint:
PO-LICE
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Zika Infected Mosquitoes

Hint:
The SWAT team.
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Dancing Feet Riddle

Hint:
A centipede
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Hybrid Turkey Riddle

Hint:
100 drumsticks!
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Eating Insects Riddle

Hint:
The moth it only eats holes.
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Bugging Firemen Riddle

Hint:
Fire Flies!
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Laxative Mosquitoes Riddle

Hint:
Because they irritate the crap out of you.
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Mountain Climber And A Mosquito Riddle

Hint:
Nothing! You know you can't cross a scalar and a vector.
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100 Feet In The Air

Hint:
A centipede flipped over.
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Box Top Racing Ants Riddle

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Because the box said: "Tear Along Dotted Line."
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Confused Ants Riddle

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Because all his uncles are ants.
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Sheep Fleas Riddle

Hint:
Fleece
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Hugging Buzzy Bee Riddle

Hint:
Bear hugs!
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Spider Webs Riddle

Hint:
Spiders!
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The Two Flies Riddle

Hint:
Is this stool taken?
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1. What do you call a bug who can't keep a secret? A gossi-piller!

2. Why did the fly go to the dentist? To get a root canal-fly!

3. What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant? A jumbo spider-web!

4. Why did the ant go to the doctor? He had an ant-tibiotic resistant infection!

5. Why did the bee go to the dance? He wanted to do the waggle dance!

6. What do you call a mosquito's favorite sport? Skin-diving!

7. Why did the cricket cross the road? To get to the other side of the uumph!

8. What do you call a caterpillar's most prized possession? Its cattail!

9. Why did the ladybug get kicked out of the garden? She refused to budge-anvil!

10. What do you call a slug who's a great liar? A muss-slime!

11. Why did the grasshopper buy a violin? Because he wanted to fiddle around!

12. What do you get when you cross a caterpillar and a giant? A hum-furry muckle-o-pede!

13. Why did the termite go on a diet? He wanted to lose some weigh-ood!

14. What do you get when you cross a butterfly and a glue stick? A butterfly who sticks to everything!

15. Why did the centipede go to the chiropractor? He had a hundred aches and pains!

16. What do you call a mosquito's favorite song? Blood on the Tracks!

17. Why did the flea go to the psychiatrist? He had a lot of jumping to work through!

18. What do you call a spider's musical instrument? A web-harp!

19. Why did the moth go to the doctor? He had a wing ding!

20. What do you get when you cross a cricket and a golf ball? A cricket ball that chirps when you hit it!

21. Why did the cockroach go to the bank? To get some loan-ly change!

22. What do you call a bee who's always working? A buzz-y bee!

23. Why did the firefly break up with his girlfriend? She was always un-light!

24. What do you get when you cross a caterpillar and a fork? A cater-fork!

25. Why did the mosquito go to the gym? To get some blood pumping!

26. What do you call a beetle's favorite band? The Beattles!

27. Why did the termite get a job as a librarian? He loved working with wood!

28. What do you get when you cross a flea and a musician? A fiddle- flea!

29. Why did the butterfly keep flying into the wall? She was feeling the flutterbies!

30. What do you call a spider's favorite book? Charlotte's Web!

31. Why did the ant go to the doctor for an ear infection? He got an ant-tunnel blockage!

32. What do you call a grasshopper who's always thirsty? A hopper-ade!

33. Why did the ladybug get fired from her job as a dentist? She kept saying "bug" instead of "bud!"

34. What do you call a June bug in July? Late!

35. Why did the snail go to the gym? To get some shell-f-esteem!

36. What do you get when you cross a caterpillar and a telephone? A ring-a-cater-piller!

37. Why did the bee get arrested? He was charged with honey laundering!

38. What do you call a spider's favorite color? Cobalt-web!

39. Why did the termite get stuck in traffic? He didn't want to car-pool!

40. What do you call a moth who loves Shakespeare? A moth-seer!

41. Why did the mosquito enroll in a dance class? To learn the skeeter-trot!

42. What do you get when you cross a flea and a rapper? A shih-tzu flea!

43. Why did the ladybug join a marching band? She wanted to play her spots!

44. What do you call a beetle's favorite TV show? The Scar-a-bugs!

45. Why did the butterfly go to the psychiatrist? She had a lot of fluttering thoughts!

46. What do you get when you cross a cricket and a scientist? A chirp-ologist!

47. Why did the firefly start wearing glasses? He was struggling to see the light!

48. What do you call a spider's favorite clothing store? Charlotte's Web-est!

49. Why did the centipede take up running? He wanted to go the extra feet!

50. What do you get when you cross a caterpillar and a pirate? A bucc-cater!
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