Bugged Officer Riddle
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Zika Infected Mosquitoes
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Dancing Feet Riddle
Oh how I love my dancing feet! They stay together - oh so neat. And when I want to walk a line, They all stay together and do double time. I count them up, ten times or more, And race on-off, across the floor. What am I?
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Hybrid Turkey Riddle
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Eating Insects Riddle
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Bugging Firemen Riddle
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Laxative Mosquitoes Riddle
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Mountain Climber And A Mosquito Riddle
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Nothing! You know you can't cross a scalar and a vector. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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100 Feet In The Air
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Box Top Racing Ants Riddle
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Confused Ants Riddle
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Sheep Fleas Riddle
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Hugging Buzzy Bee Riddle
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Spider Webs Riddle
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The Two Flies Riddle
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1. What do you call a bug who can't keep a secret? A gossi-piller!
2. Why did the fly go to the dentist? To get a root canal-fly!
3. What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant? A jumbo spider-web!
4. Why did the ant go to the doctor? He had an ant-tibiotic resistant infection!
5. Why did the bee go to the dance? He wanted to do the waggle dance!
6. What do you call a mosquito's favorite sport? Skin-diving!
7. Why did the cricket cross the road? To get to the other side of the uumph!
8. What do you call a caterpillar's most prized possession? Its cattail!
9. Why did the ladybug get kicked out of the garden? She refused to budge-anvil!
10. What do you call a slug who's a great liar? A muss-slime!
11. Why did the grasshopper buy a violin? Because he wanted to fiddle around!
12. What do you get when you cross a caterpillar and a giant? A hum-furry muckle-o-pede!
13. Why did the termite go on a diet? He wanted to lose some weigh-ood!
14. What do you get when you cross a butterfly and a glue stick? A butterfly who sticks to everything!
15. Why did the centipede go to the chiropractor? He had a hundred aches and pains!
16. What do you call a mosquito's favorite song? Blood on the Tracks!
17. Why did the flea go to the psychiatrist? He had a lot of jumping to work through!
18. What do you call a spider's musical instrument? A web-harp!
19. Why did the moth go to the doctor? He had a wing ding!
20. What do you get when you cross a cricket and a golf ball? A cricket ball that chirps when you hit it!
21. Why did the cockroach go to the bank? To get some loan-ly change!
22. What do you call a bee who's always working? A buzz-y bee!
23. Why did the firefly break up with his girlfriend? She was always un-light!
24. What do you get when you cross a caterpillar and a fork? A cater-fork!
25. Why did the mosquito go to the gym? To get some blood pumping!
26. What do you call a beetle's favorite band? The Beattles!
27. Why did the termite get a job as a librarian? He loved working with wood!
28. What do you get when you cross a flea and a musician? A fiddle- flea!
29. Why did the butterfly keep flying into the wall? She was feeling the flutterbies!
30. What do you call a spider's favorite book? Charlotte's Web!
31. Why did the ant go to the doctor for an ear infection? He got an ant-tunnel blockage!
32. What do you call a grasshopper who's always thirsty? A hopper-ade!
33. Why did the ladybug get fired from her job as a dentist? She kept saying "bug" instead of "bud!"
34. What do you call a June bug in July? Late!
35. Why did the snail go to the gym? To get some shell-f-esteem!
36. What do you get when you cross a caterpillar and a telephone? A ring-a-cater-piller!
37. Why did the bee get arrested? He was charged with honey laundering!
38. What do you call a spider's favorite color? Cobalt-web!
39. Why did the termite get stuck in traffic? He didn't want to car-pool!
40. What do you call a moth who loves Shakespeare? A moth-seer!
41. Why did the mosquito enroll in a dance class? To learn the skeeter-trot!
42. What do you get when you cross a flea and a rapper? A shih-tzu flea!
43. Why did the ladybug join a marching band? She wanted to play her spots!
44. What do you call a beetle's favorite TV show? The Scar-a-bugs!
45. Why did the butterfly go to the psychiatrist? She had a lot of fluttering thoughts!
46. What do you get when you cross a cricket and a scientist? A chirp-ologist!
47. Why did the firefly start wearing glasses? He was struggling to see the light!
48. What do you call a spider's favorite clothing store? Charlotte's Web-est!
49. Why did the centipede take up running? He wanted to go the extra feet!
50. What do you get when you cross a caterpillar and a pirate? A bucc-cater!
1. What do you call a bug who can't keep a secret? A gossi-piller!
2. Why did the fly go to the dentist? To get a root canal-fly!
3. What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant? A jumbo spider-web!
4. Why did the ant go to the doctor? He had an ant-tibiotic resistant infection!
5. Why did the bee go to the dance? He wanted to do the waggle dance!
6. What do you call a mosquito's favorite sport? Skin-diving!
7. Why did the cricket cross the road? To get to the other side of the uumph!
8. What do you call a caterpillar's most prized possession? Its cattail!
9. Why did the ladybug get kicked out of the garden? She refused to budge-anvil!
10. What do you call a slug who's a great liar? A muss-slime!
11. Why did the grasshopper buy a violin? Because he wanted to fiddle around!
12. What do you get when you cross a caterpillar and a giant? A hum-furry muckle-o-pede!
13. Why did the termite go on a diet? He wanted to lose some weigh-ood!
14. What do you get when you cross a butterfly and a glue stick? A butterfly who sticks to everything!
15. Why did the centipede go to the chiropractor? He had a hundred aches and pains!
16. What do you call a mosquito's favorite song? Blood on the Tracks!
17. Why did the flea go to the psychiatrist? He had a lot of jumping to work through!
18. What do you call a spider's musical instrument? A web-harp!
19. Why did the moth go to the doctor? He had a wing ding!
20. What do you get when you cross a cricket and a golf ball? A cricket ball that chirps when you hit it!
21. Why did the cockroach go to the bank? To get some loan-ly change!
22. What do you call a bee who's always working? A buzz-y bee!
23. Why did the firefly break up with his girlfriend? She was always un-light!
24. What do you get when you cross a caterpillar and a fork? A cater-fork!
25. Why did the mosquito go to the gym? To get some blood pumping!
26. What do you call a beetle's favorite band? The Beattles!
27. Why did the termite get a job as a librarian? He loved working with wood!
28. What do you get when you cross a flea and a musician? A fiddle- flea!
29. Why did the butterfly keep flying into the wall? She was feeling the flutterbies!
30. What do you call a spider's favorite book? Charlotte's Web!
31. Why did the ant go to the doctor for an ear infection? He got an ant-tunnel blockage!
32. What do you call a grasshopper who's always thirsty? A hopper-ade!
33. Why did the ladybug get fired from her job as a dentist? She kept saying "bug" instead of "bud!"
34. What do you call a June bug in July? Late!
35. Why did the snail go to the gym? To get some shell-f-esteem!
36. What do you get when you cross a caterpillar and a telephone? A ring-a-cater-piller!
37. Why did the bee get arrested? He was charged with honey laundering!
38. What do you call a spider's favorite color? Cobalt-web!
39. Why did the termite get stuck in traffic? He didn't want to car-pool!
40. What do you call a moth who loves Shakespeare? A moth-seer!
41. Why did the mosquito enroll in a dance class? To learn the skeeter-trot!
42. What do you get when you cross a flea and a rapper? A shih-tzu flea!
43. Why did the ladybug join a marching band? She wanted to play her spots!
44. What do you call a beetle's favorite TV show? The Scar-a-bugs!
45. Why did the butterfly go to the psychiatrist? She had a lot of fluttering thoughts!
46. What do you get when you cross a cricket and a scientist? A chirp-ologist!
47. Why did the firefly start wearing glasses? He was struggling to see the light!
48. What do you call a spider's favorite clothing store? Charlotte's Web-est!
49. Why did the centipede take up running? He wanted to go the extra feet!
50. What do you get when you cross a caterpillar and a pirate? A bucc-cater!