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1. Why did the strawberry refuse to leave the June party? Because he was having a jammin' time!

2. What do you call a sunbathing mathematician in June? A tan-gent!

3. Why did the June bride break up with her fiancé? Because she found out he was already wed-locked!

4. What do you call a June bug that's afraid to fly? A nervous wrecker!

5. Why did the June flowers stop going to school? Because they already had their petal diplomas!

6. What do you call a bird that flies backwards in June? A retro-robin!

7. Why did the June calendar refuse to go on a diet? Because it already had too many dates!

8. What do you call a group of cows who love to dance in June? A moo-sical ensemble!

9. Why did the June fireworks fizzle out? Because they were sparktacularly tired!

10. What do you call a June tourist who's always lost? A direction-less passenger!

11. Why did the June lemonade refuse to talk? Because it was a bit sour!

12. What do you call a beach that's only open in June? A sand-seasonal spot!

13. Why did the June ice cream cone get lost? Because it had too many twists and turns!

14. What do you call a June baseball team that's always losing? A foul squad!

15. Why did the June clock get fired? Because it couldn't find the time to work!

16. What do you call a June comedian who tells bad jokes? A pun-chline perpetrator!

17. Why did the June sailor refuse to leave port? Because he was sea-rious about his vacation!

18. What do you call a June gardener who only plants corn? A maize maniac!

19. Why did the June mosquito invite all of its friends to the party? Because it wanted to throw a blood-bash!

20. What do you call a June magician who only performs in the dark? A shadow showman!

21. Why did the June swimmer refuse to get in the pool? Because he didn't want to water-log himself!

22. What do you call a June snowman who refuses to melt? A snow of a gun!

23. Why did the June cowboy refuse to leave the rodeo? Because he was having too much yee-haw fun!

24. What do you call a June adventurer who's always getting lost? A wander-woman or man!

25. Why did the June frog refuse to leave the pond? Because it was croakin' all night long!

26. What do you call a June cyclist who always has flat tires? A pedal pusher!

27. Why did the June bird refuse to migrate south? Because it wanted to stay north-pole!

28. What do you call a June traveler who only packs underwear? A brief-case carrier!

29. Why did the June sun refuse to set? Because it was a bright idea!

30. What do you call a June chicken who's always laying eggs? A nest-egg-producer!

31. Why did the June coach refuse to let his team take a break? Because they were on fire!

32. What do you call a June sommelier who only drinks cheap wine? A grape-juice drinker!

33. Why did the June cake refuse to rise? Because it flattened out!

34. What do you call a June writer who only writes about the weather? A forecast fanatic!

35. Why did the June hiker refuse to climb the mountain? Because it was too tiring!

36. What do you call a June DJ who can't spin records? A beat-boxer!

37. Why did the June otter refuse to swim in the ocean? Because it was too salty!

38. What do you call a June bank robber who can't steal money? A penny-pincher!

39. Why did the June surfer refuse to ride the waves? Because it was too gnarly!

40. What do you call a June weightlifter who can't lift weights? A lightweight!

41. Why did the June farmer refuse to plant crops? Because it was too hot!

42. What do you call a June hairdresser who can't cut hair? A blow-dry specialist!

43. Why did the June joker refuse to tell jokes? Because he ran out of puns!

44. What do you call a June painter who only uses one color? A monochrome artist!

45. Why did the June mime refuse to perform? Because he forgot his invisible props!

46. What do you call a June tailor who can't sew? A fabric facsimile!

47. Why did the June singer refuse to sing? Because he lost his voice!

48. What do you call a June waiter who can't take orders? A fork-lift operator!

49. Why did the June lobster refuse to be boiled alive? Because it was too shell-shocked!

50. What do you call a June astronomer who can't find the stars? A space case!
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