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1. What did the apple say to the kindergarten student? "You're the apple of my eye!"
2. Why did the crayon cry at kindergarten? It felt blue!
3. What's a kindergarten student's favorite food? The ABC's and PB&J's!
4. Why did the kindergarten student bring a ladder to school? To reach the high 'C's!
5. What did the bear say when it visited the kindergarten classroom? "This class is un-bear-able!"
6. Why did the math book look sad in the kindergarten class? Because it had too many problems.
7. What do you get when you cross a kindergarten student and a puppet? A kinder-garden puppet show!
8. What vegetable do kindergarten students dislike the most? Miss-turd!
9. Why do kindergarten students wear sunglasses to school? To protect their I's!
10. What did the kindergarten student say when asked if they knew their ABC's? "Of course, I know my 'A-P, B-C's'!"
11. Why did the kindergarten student eat their homework? To get to the bottom of it!
12. What do you call a group of kindergarten students on a hike? A bunch of trail-blazers!
13. Why did the teacher wear a hard hat in the kindergarten class? To protect her head from all the bright ideas!
14. What's a kindergarten student's favorite type of music? A-B-C hip-hop!
15. Why did the kindergarten student cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
16. What type of animal does the kindergarten class take care of? A pet-chromatic!
17. Why did the frog visit the kindergarten classroom? To learn how to jump-start their education!
18. What did the kindergarten student say when asked what they wanted to be when they grew up? "Teacher's pet!"
19. Why did the kindergarten student bring a pillow to school? So they could nap-tually learn!
20. What do you call a kindergarten student who knows karate? A ninja-toddler!
21. Why was the kindergarten student afraid of the printer? It was too toner-rific!
22. What do you call a kindergarten student who always tells the truth? A candid-kindergartener!
23. Why did the teacher bring a parachute to the kindergarten classroom? To make sure the students always land on the right answers!
24. Why did the kindergarten student refuse to wear shoes to school? They preferred bare-footnotes!
25. What do you call a kindergarten student who wants to be a magician? Abra-cadabarney!
26. Why did the teacher bring a fish to the kindergarten classroom? To help teach the students how to stay swim-steady!
27. What do you call a kindergarten student with a lot of energy? An electric-kid!
28. Why did the kindergarten student bring a magnet to school? To attract all the knowledge!
29. What do you call a group of kindergarten students learning about geography? Journey-boys and Journey-girls!
30. Why was the kindergarten school bus always late? Because it was driving kindergarten-crazy!
31. What did the kindergarten student say when asked if they were enjoying class? "Yes, it's been an art-tastic experience!"
32. What do you call a kindergarten student with a really good memory? A memor-kid!
33. Why did the teacher bring a garden to the kindergarten classroom? To help teach the students how to grow into smart-plants!
34. What do you call a kindergarten student who loves science? A chemi-kid!
35. Why did the kindergarten student bring a trumpet to school? So they could music-ate their learning!
36. What did the kindergarten student say when they saw their first computer? "Wow, it's like magic, all these things my mind can compute-er!"
37. What do you call a kindergarten student who loves to dance? A boogieing-baby!
38. Why did the teacher bring a soccer ball to the kindergarten classroom? So the students could learn to goal after their dreams!
39. What do you call a kindergarten student who loves animals? A critter-kidder!
40. What did the kindergarten student say when asked if they wanted to play tag on the playground? "Yes, I'm it-tching to play!"
41. What do you call a kindergarten student who loves to draw? A pencil-pusher!
42. Why did the teacher bring a telescope to the kindergarten classroom? So the students could always have a bright idea!
43. What do you call a kindergarten student who loves to sing? A kinder-chickadee!
44. Why did the kindergarten student bring a camera to school? So they could snap-shots of knowledge!
45. What did the kindergarten student say when asked what they liked best about school? "Learning new things every day is the highlight of my day!"
46. What do you call a kindergarten student who loves to read? A litera-kid!
47. Why did the kindergarten student bring a flashlight to school? So they could always brighten their knowledge!
48. What do you call a group of kindergarten students on a field trip to the zoo? A bunch of wild kinder-kids!
49. Why did the teacher bring a microscope to the kindergarten classroom? To help the students see the small things that can make a big difference!
50. What did the kindergarten student say when asked what they wanted to be when they grew up? "A genius, or at least as smart as my teachers!"
1. What did the apple say to the kindergarten student? "You're the apple of my eye!"
2. Why did the crayon cry at kindergarten? It felt blue!
3. What's a kindergarten student's favorite food? The ABC's and PB&J's!
4. Why did the kindergarten student bring a ladder to school? To reach the high 'C's!
5. What did the bear say when it visited the kindergarten classroom? "This class is un-bear-able!"
6. Why did the math book look sad in the kindergarten class? Because it had too many problems.
7. What do you get when you cross a kindergarten student and a puppet? A kinder-garden puppet show!
8. What vegetable do kindergarten students dislike the most? Miss-turd!
9. Why do kindergarten students wear sunglasses to school? To protect their I's!
10. What did the kindergarten student say when asked if they knew their ABC's? "Of course, I know my 'A-P, B-C's'!"
11. Why did the kindergarten student eat their homework? To get to the bottom of it!
12. What do you call a group of kindergarten students on a hike? A bunch of trail-blazers!
13. Why did the teacher wear a hard hat in the kindergarten class? To protect her head from all the bright ideas!
14. What's a kindergarten student's favorite type of music? A-B-C hip-hop!
15. Why did the kindergarten student cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
16. What type of animal does the kindergarten class take care of? A pet-chromatic!
17. Why did the frog visit the kindergarten classroom? To learn how to jump-start their education!
18. What did the kindergarten student say when asked what they wanted to be when they grew up? "Teacher's pet!"
19. Why did the kindergarten student bring a pillow to school? So they could nap-tually learn!
20. What do you call a kindergarten student who knows karate? A ninja-toddler!
21. Why was the kindergarten student afraid of the printer? It was too toner-rific!
22. What do you call a kindergarten student who always tells the truth? A candid-kindergartener!
23. Why did the teacher bring a parachute to the kindergarten classroom? To make sure the students always land on the right answers!
24. Why did the kindergarten student refuse to wear shoes to school? They preferred bare-footnotes!
25. What do you call a kindergarten student who wants to be a magician? Abra-cadabarney!
26. Why did the teacher bring a fish to the kindergarten classroom? To help teach the students how to stay swim-steady!
27. What do you call a kindergarten student with a lot of energy? An electric-kid!
28. Why did the kindergarten student bring a magnet to school? To attract all the knowledge!
29. What do you call a group of kindergarten students learning about geography? Journey-boys and Journey-girls!
30. Why was the kindergarten school bus always late? Because it was driving kindergarten-crazy!
31. What did the kindergarten student say when asked if they were enjoying class? "Yes, it's been an art-tastic experience!"
32. What do you call a kindergarten student with a really good memory? A memor-kid!
33. Why did the teacher bring a garden to the kindergarten classroom? To help teach the students how to grow into smart-plants!
34. What do you call a kindergarten student who loves science? A chemi-kid!
35. Why did the kindergarten student bring a trumpet to school? So they could music-ate their learning!
36. What did the kindergarten student say when they saw their first computer? "Wow, it's like magic, all these things my mind can compute-er!"
37. What do you call a kindergarten student who loves to dance? A boogieing-baby!
38. Why did the teacher bring a soccer ball to the kindergarten classroom? So the students could learn to goal after their dreams!
39. What do you call a kindergarten student who loves animals? A critter-kidder!
40. What did the kindergarten student say when asked if they wanted to play tag on the playground? "Yes, I'm it-tching to play!"
41. What do you call a kindergarten student who loves to draw? A pencil-pusher!
42. Why did the teacher bring a telescope to the kindergarten classroom? So the students could always have a bright idea!
43. What do you call a kindergarten student who loves to sing? A kinder-chickadee!
44. Why did the kindergarten student bring a camera to school? So they could snap-shots of knowledge!
45. What did the kindergarten student say when asked what they liked best about school? "Learning new things every day is the highlight of my day!"
46. What do you call a kindergarten student who loves to read? A litera-kid!
47. Why did the kindergarten student bring a flashlight to school? So they could always brighten their knowledge!
48. What do you call a group of kindergarten students on a field trip to the zoo? A bunch of wild kinder-kids!
49. Why did the teacher bring a microscope to the kindergarten classroom? To help the students see the small things that can make a big difference!
50. What did the kindergarten student say when asked what they wanted to be when they grew up? "A genius, or at least as smart as my teachers!"