Post Your Lemon Riddles Puns Below
Can you come up with a cool, funny or clever Lemon Riddles of your own? Post it below (without the answer) to see if you can stump our users.
1. Why did the lemon cross the road? To get to the citrus side!
2. How do you make a lemon laugh? Tick-le-mon!
3. What did the lemon say when it was asked how it was feeling? Sour-rrific!
4. Why did the lemon go to the doctor? It was feeling a little zest-redded!
5. What did the lemon say when it was feeling jealous? Can't a-peel to everyone!
6. Why did the lemon get arrested? It was caught squeezing the life out of a lime!
7. How do you know if a lemon is happy? It lets out a little zest sigh.
8. What did the lemon say to the other fruit at the party? "I'm feeling pulp-tritious!"
9. Why did the orange leave the lemon? It wanted to squeeze fresh things.
10. What did the lemon say when it ran into its ex? "Oh, puck you!"
1. Why did the lemon cross the road? To get to the citrus side!
2. How do you make a lemon laugh? Tick-le-mon!
3. What did the lemon say when it was asked how it was feeling? Sour-rrific!
4. Why did the lemon go to the doctor? It was feeling a little zest-redded!
5. What did the lemon say when it was feeling jealous? Can't a-peel to everyone!
6. Why did the lemon get arrested? It was caught squeezing the life out of a lime!
7. How do you know if a lemon is happy? It lets out a little zest sigh.
8. What did the lemon say to the other fruit at the party? "I'm feeling pulp-tritious!"
9. Why did the orange leave the lemon? It wanted to squeeze fresh things.
10. What did the lemon say when it ran into its ex? "Oh, puck you!"