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1. What did the book thief say when he was caught? I guess I'll have to check myself into the "booked" dispensary.

2. Why did the librarian refuse to lend a book to the clown? Because he always returns them "dog-eared."

3. Why do books always feel cold? Because they have "open spine" surgery.

4. What do you call a librarian who can’t find a book? A "missed-a-book."

5. Did you hear about the librarian who lost her job? She just couldn't keep it in "shhh"ape.

6. What did the book say to the page number? "I've got my "I"s on "you!"

7. Why did the librarian break up with her boyfriend? He just couldn't "check out" of his bad habits.

8. What do you call an old librarian? A "library-fossil!"

9. Where do books go when they’re feeling ill? To the "book-ward."

10. Why did the librarian have to take a break? Because she was getting "overdue"-tired.

11. What did the confused librarian say to the book? I'm sorry, I'm experiencing "volume" issues.

12. What do you call a librarian who's really good at storytelling? A "book-teller."

13. Why did the book marry the pencil? Because it heard it was "write" for him.

14. What did the high school say to the library? "I’ll never forget "you!"

15. Why were the two books afraid to open up to each other? They were afraid of getting "papercut" deep.

16. Why did the librarian bring a ladder to the library? To reach "high-stacks" of books.

17. Who did the hilarious library book dedicate his work to? "All pun-loving bibliophiles" out there!

18. Why did the book go on a diet? It had a "heavy"-carb pages.

19. What do you call a librarian who always hits her target? "Book-Marie."

20. Why did the librarian refuse to lend a book to the shepherd? Because he always returns them "sheep-eared."

21. What did the librarian say to her friend about the new Harry Potter book? "I'm deliriously Moomy about it!"

22. Why did the book break up with the bookmark? Because it felt "restricted."

23. What do you call a group of books in a secret meeting? The "book-club"

24. What did the book whisper seductively to its reader? "Can I have your spine tonight?"

25. Why did the book and the pen break up? It was too "inky" for the book's taste.

26. What did the librarian say to the grumpy patron? "Well, aren't we just a "check"-out today?"

27. Why did the book fail its math test? It had "chapter-threes" instead of nines.

28. What do you call a book that’s been stolen? A "missing volume."

29. What do you call a librarian who never smiles? A "book-buzz-kill."

30. Why did the librarian bring a thermos of coffee to work? To keep herself "fueled for thought."

31. What do you call a book about a broken heart? "The "spine"-terval."

32. What did the bookworm say to the librarian? "Thanks for keeping me "current."

33. What do you say to a book when there are no words to describe it? "It's indescribably "well-read."

34. Why did the book miss its library card so much? It’s the only thing that "checked it out" every time.

35. What did the librarian say when she caught the book thief red-handed? "It's "book-karma," sweetie."

36. Why did the book and the pen start a relationship? They found each other "novel-" at first sight.

37. What do you call a polite librarian? "A well-mannered wordsmith."

38. What did the book say to the shelf? "It's been great hanging out, but I think it's time to "book'end our relationship."

39. Why did the dictionary's ex-girlfriend break up with him? He never gave her a definition of love.

40. What did the librarian say to the book when it was time to close? "It's been a great "chapter!"

41. What do you call a library that only has one book? "Very spineless."

42. Why did the book-shelving robot go crazy? It had "algorithms" which made it insane.

43. What do you call a book that's always glued to the shelf? "Stuck on "history."

44. Why did the book and the lamp break up? It was a "dim"-lighting romance.

45. What did the book say to the reader who fell asleep while reading it? "It's alright, I'll "bookmark" it for later."

46. What did the book say when its pages started falling out? "Looks like my "binding" is loose again."

47. What did the librarian say to the book thief disguised as a dictionary? "I'd have some "words" with you."

48. What did the librarian say when the new self-help book arrived? "I'm already feeling "shelf"-improvement."

49. Why did the novel and the textbook break up? It was too "dull" to continue.

50. What did the book say when it won the Pulitzer Prize? "It's been a "literary" competition, but this is my winning "chapter!"
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