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What Goes Up And Never Comes Down Riddle

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1. Why did the coffee file a police report? Because it got mugged!

2. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.

3. Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus!

4. Why did the pencil break up with the eraser? Because it felt too much pressure.

5. Why did the ice cream truck break down? It ran out of cones.

6. Why did the math book look so sad? Because it had too many problems.

7. Why did the gym close down? Because it just didn't work out.

8. Why did the thief rob a bakery? Because he kneaded the dough.

9. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't peeling well.

10. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

11. Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? It ran out of gas.

12. Why did the elephant wear sunglasses? Because it didn't want to be spotted.

13. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.

14. Why did the apple go to the dentist? Because it had a bad crown.

15. Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had drumsticks!

16. Why did the decoration get a ticket? Because it was parked illegally!

17. Why did the yogurt go to art school? It was cultured.

18. Why did the student take a ladder to school? He wanted to reach new heights!

19. Why did the pencil lead break up with the paper? They weren't a good match.

20. Why did the ruler go to the doctor? Because it was having measur-ements.

21. Why did the broccoli go to the tailor? Because it needed more greens.

22. Why did the potato cross the road? To get to the chip shop.

23. Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi to be with!

24. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumbly.

25. Why did the bell go to the gym? It wanted to get toned.

26. Why did the bird join a rock band? Because it had good tweets!

27. Why did the bee brush his hair? It wanted to bee-hive.

28. Why did the homeless man buy a house? He wanted a change of address.

29. Why did the calculator go on a diet? It wanted to watch its figures.

30. Why did the coffee go to the bank? To get a latte of cash!

31. Why did the wheelchair go to the gym? It wanted to work out its kinks.

32. Why did the snowman go to a spa? It wanted to chill out.

33. Why did the pillow go to sleep therapy? It had too many feathers in its head.

34. Why did the cake go to the doctor? It had too many layers of stress.

35. Why did the cow become an astronaut? It wanted to see the mooooon.

36. Why did the coffee go to school? It wanted to be a jolt to the system.

37. Why did the banana become a comedian? It wanted to have a-peel.

38. Why did the book join a dating site? It wanted to find its perfect cover.

39. Why did the tree join the army? It wanted to branch out.

40. Why did the lake join a book club? It liked to read between the lines.

41. Why did the building get a restraining order? It had too many windows.

42. Why did the pizza go to the hospital? It had too many toppings and it was stuffed.

43. Why did the sea monster take music lessons? It wanted to improve its scales.

44. Why did the chef get a tattoo? It was a recipe for disaster!

45. Why did the snowflake go to a bar? It wanted to be on the rocks.

46. Why did the elephant never forget the birthday joke? Because it had a great memory!

47. Why did the candle break up with the match? It was a flame-out romance.

48. Why did the flea use a treadmill? It was trying to get in shape.

49. Why did the mouse go to the dentist? It had a cheddar-breath problem.

50. Why did the snake join a softball team? It wanted to shed its skin and play ball!
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