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1. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!

2. What do you call an alligator in a vest? A well-dressed reptile!

3. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't peeling well!

4. What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop!

5. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide!

6. What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick!

7. Why don't ants get sick? Because they have tiny ant-bodies!

8. How do you know if a tree is stupid? It has leaves but no roots!

9. What do you call an elephant in a refrigerator? Jammed in there!

10. Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field!

11. What do you call a sleeping bull? A bull-dozer!

12. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It was feeling crummy!

13. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!

14. Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems!

15. What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind? A maybee!

16. Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? Because it ran out of juice!

17. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb up a tree and act like a nut!

18. Why did the pirate go to the Apple Store? To get a new iPatch!

19. Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing!

20. How does a farmer count cows? He uses a cowculator!

21. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!

22. Why did the dog run in circles? It was chasing its tail!

23. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Don't step on my juice-box!

24. How do you know if a math teacher is hungry? They'll start talking about pi!

25. Why did the bird sit on a wire? To get a charge out of life!

26. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite!

27. Why did the chicken go to the seance? To talk to the other side!

28. How does a train eat? It chews-chews!

29. What do you call a snake that works for the government? A civil serpent!

30. Why did the grape go out with the raisin? It couldn't get a date!

31. How does a tree get on the internet? It logs on!

32. Why did the duck go to the store? To get some quackers!

33. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

34. Why did the horse cross the road? To get to the neigh-borhood!

35. How do you know if a joke is a dad joke? It becomes apparent!

36. Why did the tomato go on a boat ride? To ketchup on some sight-seeing!

37. What do you call a detective alligator? An investi-gator!

38. Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open!

39. What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop!

40. Why did the bicycle fall down? Because it was two tired!

41. Why did the refrigerator run for mayor? It wanted to freeze out the competition!

42. What do you call an owl that's good at math? A root-fowl!

43. Why did the dog chase its tail? It wanted to get in touch with its inner pup!

44. What do you call a young magician? A hocus-pocus-tot!

45. Why did the grape go on vacation? To get some raisin!

46. What kind of music do astronauts listen to? Neptunes!

47. Why did the tomato go to the dance? To find a date-able vegetable!

48. How do you catch a squirrel with a boomerang? Toss it up and hope for a return!

49. Why did the bird go to the dentist? To get its beak checked out!

50. How does a pirate answer a phone call? "Ahoy, me hearty, who be calling?"
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