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1. Why did the nurse need a red pen at work? To draw blood!
2. What do you call a doctor who specializes in foot injuries? A sole practitioner!
3. Why did the dentist become a manicurist? Because he wanted to fill every cavity he saw!
4. Why did the pharmacist put a clock in his medicine cabinet? To keep track of the cough syrup!
5. What do you call a doctor who travels in a tiny car? A little practitioner!
6. Why did the dentist need a magician at his practice? To help pull the rabbit teeth!
7. What do you call a dentist who doesn't like tea? A den-sip-phobic!
8. Why did the optometrist break up with his girlfriend? Because she was too much of a spectacle!
9. What do you call a surgeon who sings during an operation? A medley doctor!
10. Why shouldn't you tell a secret to a dentist? Because they always fillings!
11. Why did the orthodontist become a comedian? Because he loved to brace himself for laughter!
12. What do you call a podiatrist with a terrible sense of humor? A corny doctor!
13. Why did the ophthalmologist always wear two pairs of glasses? In case he lost one, he could still see "eye to eye"!
14. What do you call a pediatrician with no sense of humor? A kiddie litter!
15. Why did the anesthesiologist go to the beach? So he could put everyone to sleep with his waves!
16. What do you call a chiropractor who works on ghosts? A spine-tingling doctor!
17. Why did the veterinarian become a magician? Because he could pull rabbits out of cats!
18. What do you call a dentist who just got a haircut? A fang-tastic stylist!
19. Why did the gastroenterologist become a magician? Because he loved making food disappear!
20. What do you call a radiologist with bad handwriting? A scribble master!
21. Why did the dermatologist become an artist? Because he loved to paint skin cells!
22. What do you call a doctor who specializes in treating koalas? A eucalyptus expert!
23. Why did the cardiologist break up with his girlfriend? Because she made his heart skip a beat!
24. What do you call a neurologist with a sense of humor? A brain-teaser!
25. Why did the pulmonologist go to the gym? To get some lunges in!
26. What do you call a gynecologist who plays guitar? A string doctor!
27. Why did the physical therapist become a dancer? Because he loved to get patients on their feet!
28. What do you call a doctor who specializes in treating turtles? A shell expert!
29. Why did the pharmacist go to medical school? So he could work Rxtra hard!
30. What do you call a veterinarian who is also a musician? A purr-former!
31. Why did the endocrinologist become a chef? Because she loved to balance flavors like hormones!
32. What do you call a urologist who loves model trains? A pee-modeler!
33. Why did the pediatrician become a star on Broadway? Because he loved to work with kid actors!
34. What do you call a doctor who specializes in treating giraffes? A neck expert!
35. Why did the gastroenterologist become an author? Because she could write a book on how to deal with stomachs!
36. What do you call a surgeon who loves to fish? A catch-of-the-day-surgeon!
37. Why did the radiologist go to the nightclub? To take X-rays of his dance moves!
38. What do you call a dentist who is also an artist? A brush master!
39. Why did the dermatologist become a beauty influencer? Because she knew how to make skin glow!
40. What do you call a neurologist who loves to sing? A cerebellum singer!
41. Why did the pulmonologist become a balloon artist? Because she could inflate lungs and balloons
1. Why did the nurse need a red pen at work? To draw blood!
2. What do you call a doctor who specializes in foot injuries? A sole practitioner!
3. Why did the dentist become a manicurist? Because he wanted to fill every cavity he saw!
4. Why did the pharmacist put a clock in his medicine cabinet? To keep track of the cough syrup!
5. What do you call a doctor who travels in a tiny car? A little practitioner!
6. Why did the dentist need a magician at his practice? To help pull the rabbit teeth!
7. What do you call a dentist who doesn't like tea? A den-sip-phobic!
8. Why did the optometrist break up with his girlfriend? Because she was too much of a spectacle!
9. What do you call a surgeon who sings during an operation? A medley doctor!
10. Why shouldn't you tell a secret to a dentist? Because they always fillings!
11. Why did the orthodontist become a comedian? Because he loved to brace himself for laughter!
12. What do you call a podiatrist with a terrible sense of humor? A corny doctor!
13. Why did the ophthalmologist always wear two pairs of glasses? In case he lost one, he could still see "eye to eye"!
14. What do you call a pediatrician with no sense of humor? A kiddie litter!
15. Why did the anesthesiologist go to the beach? So he could put everyone to sleep with his waves!
16. What do you call a chiropractor who works on ghosts? A spine-tingling doctor!
17. Why did the veterinarian become a magician? Because he could pull rabbits out of cats!
18. What do you call a dentist who just got a haircut? A fang-tastic stylist!
19. Why did the gastroenterologist become a magician? Because he loved making food disappear!
20. What do you call a radiologist with bad handwriting? A scribble master!
21. Why did the dermatologist become an artist? Because he loved to paint skin cells!
22. What do you call a doctor who specializes in treating koalas? A eucalyptus expert!
23. Why did the cardiologist break up with his girlfriend? Because she made his heart skip a beat!
24. What do you call a neurologist with a sense of humor? A brain-teaser!
25. Why did the pulmonologist go to the gym? To get some lunges in!
26. What do you call a gynecologist who plays guitar? A string doctor!
27. Why did the physical therapist become a dancer? Because he loved to get patients on their feet!
28. What do you call a doctor who specializes in treating turtles? A shell expert!
29. Why did the pharmacist go to medical school? So he could work Rxtra hard!
30. What do you call a veterinarian who is also a musician? A purr-former!
31. Why did the endocrinologist become a chef? Because she loved to balance flavors like hormones!
32. What do you call a urologist who loves model trains? A pee-modeler!
33. Why did the pediatrician become a star on Broadway? Because he loved to work with kid actors!
34. What do you call a doctor who specializes in treating giraffes? A neck expert!
35. Why did the gastroenterologist become an author? Because she could write a book on how to deal with stomachs!
36. What do you call a surgeon who loves to fish? A catch-of-the-day-surgeon!
37. Why did the radiologist go to the nightclub? To take X-rays of his dance moves!
38. What do you call a dentist who is also an artist? A brush master!
39. Why did the dermatologist become a beauty influencer? Because she knew how to make skin glow!
40. What do you call a neurologist who loves to sing? A cerebellum singer!
41. Why did the pulmonologist become a balloon artist? Because she could inflate lungs and balloons