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1. What did the math book say to the pencil? "I'm drawn to you."

2. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!

3. What did the science teacher say when he found out it was raining outside? "That's just precipitation."

4. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

5. Why did the music teacher need a ladder? To reach the high notes!

6. What do you call a dinosaur that's always late? A saurosaurus!

7. Why did the geography teacher go on a cruise? To study the latitude and longitude of the sea!

8. Why did the art teacher enjoy teaching painting so much? Because it was palette-able!

9. Why did the history teacher go to the beach? To study the tide of events!

10. Why did the English teacher love grammar puns? Because they are pun-ctual!

11. Why did the gym teacher break up with the math teacher? Because they had no chemistry!

12. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!

13. Why did the social studies teacher get in trouble with the principal? Because they were globetrotting during class time!

14. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato!

15. Why did the science teacher quit his job? He realized he had no chemistry!

16. What did the history teacher say when she found out her class was cancelled? "Well, that's ancient history now!"

17. Why did the language teacher look so down? Because she had a phrase of the blues!

18. Why did the music teacher take up gardening? To learn how to grow harmony!

19. What do you call a group of cows that play music together? A moo-sical band!

20. Why did the math teacher go on a diet? To resolve his circumference issues!

21. Why did the geography teacher go to school? To make a map of the place!

22. Why can't you trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

23. What did the history teacher say when her students complained about her lectures? "I resigned myself to this job years ago."

24. Why did the physics teacher break up with the literature teacher? Because they had no attraction!

25. What do you call a snobbish criminal going down stairs? A condescending con descending!

26. Why did the social studies teacher go on a hunt? To teach the kids all about the huntory of the US!

27. What did the teacher say to the computer? "You are running out of memory, but you will always be RAM-embered!"

28. What did the geography teacher say to the history teacher? "You're living in the past!"

29. Why did the math teacher go to the beach? He wanted to work on his tan-gents!

30. What do you call a baby owl learning to fly? A bird that's wisdom-waiting!

31. Why did the science teacher build an ocean in her classroom? She wanted to study the current events!

32. Why did the music teacher want to be a pastry chef? To learn how to mix beats!

33. What do you call a moth that forgets everything? A memoryless moth!

34. Why did the English teacher call her dog Suffix? Because he always added something to everything!

35. What did the geography teacher say when he found out he was going to a field trip in the desert? "I hope it's not too much of a Mirage!"

36. Why did the history teacher stay after class? To take conTEXT clues!

37. What do you call a monkey in a suit? A business ape!

38. Why did the math teacher go to the bank? To teach the kids about decimals!

39. What do you call a bird learning to ride a bike? A tweet-ching!

40. Why did the science teacher take up boxing? She wanted to study force!

41. What do you call a worm that's always on time? A punctual worm!

42. Why did the English teacher go to the moon? To learn about the book of Earth!

43. What did the geography teacher say to the art teacher? "It's a relief to see that you're drawing to scale."

44. Why did the history teacher take up skydiving? To learn about the fall of Rome!

45. What do you call a penguin learning to ice skate? A bird practicing flipper-nastics!

46. Why did the math teacher love tap dancing? Because she could count on her feet!

47. What did the science teacher say to the potato? "You have a-peel!"

48. Why did the music teacher want to be a pilot? To learn how to conduct planes!

49. What do you call a fish that can do karate? A strong-fin!

50. Why did the social studies teacher take up painting? To create a vivid picture of history!
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