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1. What do you call a grumpy baby cow? A moody moo-er!
2. Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs!
3. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite!
4. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
5. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
6. What do you call a group of cows playing instruments? A moo-sical!
7. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
8. Where did the sheep go on vacation? The baa-hamas!
9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
10. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
11. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
12. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't peeling well.
13. What happens to the frog's car when it breaks down? It gets toad away.
14. Why don't seagulls fly by the bay? Because then they would be bagels!
15. What do you call a bear without any teeth? A gummy bear.
16. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired.
17. Why was the computer cold? Because it left its Windows open!
18. What do you call a dancing sheep? A ewe-nique move maker.
19. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it felt crumbly.
20. What do you call a group of owls playing music? A hootenanny!
21. Why did the clock go to the dance? To do the tick-tock.
22. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investi-gator.
23. Why don't eggs tell jokes? Because they'd crack each other up!
24. What do you call a turtle that can fly? A shell-cop-ter.
25. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
26. What do you call a crab that steals things? A kleptoc-rab.
27. Why did the sheep go to the gym? To get in better sheep!
28. What do you call a cat that tells jokes? A purrfect comedian.
29. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
30. What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie? A hiss-terical dessert.
31. Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing!
32. What do you call a snobbish criminal going down stairs? A condescending con descending.
33. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
34. What do you call an alligator with a GPS? A naviga-gator.
35. Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? It ran out of juice!
36. What do you call a sheep that's always hiding? A woollytail.
37. Why did the man run around his bed? Because he was trying to catch up on sleep!
38. What do you call a group of cows playing poker? A moo-tiny!
39. Why did the tomato start a fight with the lettuce? Because it was feeling saucy.
40. What do you call a bear with a bad attitude? A grizzled grump.
41. Why did the pencil break up with the pen? Because it could never keep up with its ink!
42. What do you call a group of ghosts playing music? A haunting harmony.
43. Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels!
44. Why did the farmer feed his cows money? Because he wanted to get rich dairy quick!
45. What do you call a lion that likes poetry? A roar-ing rhymester.
46. Why did the sheep go to the doctor? To get rid of its baaaadd cold.
47. What do you call an alligator detective? Investi-gator.
48. Why are ghosts bad liars? Because you can see right through them!
49. What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth-hurty!
50. What do you call a group of cows experimenting with electricity? A moo-discharge.
1. What do you call a grumpy baby cow? A moody moo-er!
2. Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs!
3. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite!
4. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
5. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
6. What do you call a group of cows playing instruments? A moo-sical!
7. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
8. Where did the sheep go on vacation? The baa-hamas!
9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
10. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
11. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
12. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't peeling well.
13. What happens to the frog's car when it breaks down? It gets toad away.
14. Why don't seagulls fly by the bay? Because then they would be bagels!
15. What do you call a bear without any teeth? A gummy bear.
16. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired.
17. Why was the computer cold? Because it left its Windows open!
18. What do you call a dancing sheep? A ewe-nique move maker.
19. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it felt crumbly.
20. What do you call a group of owls playing music? A hootenanny!
21. Why did the clock go to the dance? To do the tick-tock.
22. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investi-gator.
23. Why don't eggs tell jokes? Because they'd crack each other up!
24. What do you call a turtle that can fly? A shell-cop-ter.
25. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
26. What do you call a crab that steals things? A kleptoc-rab.
27. Why did the sheep go to the gym? To get in better sheep!
28. What do you call a cat that tells jokes? A purrfect comedian.
29. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
30. What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie? A hiss-terical dessert.
31. Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing!
32. What do you call a snobbish criminal going down stairs? A condescending con descending.
33. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
34. What do you call an alligator with a GPS? A naviga-gator.
35. Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? It ran out of juice!
36. What do you call a sheep that's always hiding? A woollytail.
37. Why did the man run around his bed? Because he was trying to catch up on sleep!
38. What do you call a group of cows playing poker? A moo-tiny!
39. Why did the tomato start a fight with the lettuce? Because it was feeling saucy.
40. What do you call a bear with a bad attitude? A grizzled grump.
41. Why did the pencil break up with the pen? Because it could never keep up with its ink!
42. What do you call a group of ghosts playing music? A haunting harmony.
43. Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels!
44. Why did the farmer feed his cows money? Because he wanted to get rich dairy quick!
45. What do you call a lion that likes poetry? A roar-ing rhymester.
46. Why did the sheep go to the doctor? To get rid of its baaaadd cold.
47. What do you call an alligator detective? Investi-gator.
48. Why are ghosts bad liars? Because you can see right through them!
49. What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth-hurty!
50. What do you call a group of cows experimenting with electricity? A moo-discharge.