Traveling On A Monday Riddle
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Monday's Can Be Depressing Riddle
Monday's can be depressing which is why you need me, I I have a national day in which I'm given out for free. What am I?
Hint: It's a drink
Day Of Week Riddle
According to a Harvard study, this particular day of the week is so depressing that the average person doesn't crack a smile until 11:38 a.m. What day is it?
Hint: Not Friday
Worst Day Of The Week
I am quite possibly the worst day of the week, I'm not Friday. The day after me isn't Friday, the day after the day after me isn't Friday either. What day am I?
Hint: Not Friday
Saturday And Sunday I Am Big
Saturday and Sunday, I am big. Tuesday through Thursday, I am small. Monday and Friday, I am non-existent. What am I?
Hint: The answer lies within the riddle
Monday And Sunday
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1. What do you call a week without a Monday? A weekend!
2. Why did the tomato turn red on Monday? Because it saw how well the rest of the vegetables were doing.
3. What do you call a Monday that’s not so bad? An enjoyable day, because it’s a rare find.
4. What do you think happens when Monday and Friday have a fight? They both need a hug from Wednesday.
5. What's the difference between a Monday and a Friday? About 72 hours!
6. Why is Monday always the worst day for bugs? Because it's the start of the work week.
7. What do you say to somebody who hates Mondays? "Get over hump day and you'll have no problem!"
8. When Monday comes, what do you call it? A day of opportunity.
9. What do you call it when you're happy about Monday? "A dose of motivation"
10. Why did the turkey cross the road on Monday? To prove he wasn't a chicken!
11. What did one hat say to the other hat on Monday? Let's dress up and be productive!
12. Why did the frog have a bad Monday? Because his lily pad was turned upside down.
13. How did Monday get its name? Because "moan day" was already taken.
14. What do you call a Monday that's actually good? A blessed day.
15. Why did Monday break up with Sunday? It needed some space to breathe.
16. What did the loaf of bread say on Monday morning? Rise and grind!
17. Why do people feel so down on Monday? Because they forgot to schedule some fun into their week.
18. What did Monday say to Sunday? Stop hogging all the fun!
19. What did the sun say to the moon on Monday? I'm sorry I set on you so quickly, I'm just not a morning person.
20. What do you call a Monday that's actually fun? A true miracle!
21. Why did the computer have a good Monday? It finally caught up on its emails.
22. What did Monday say to Friday? You're my support system.
23. Why do people eat more on Monday? It's easier to make up for lost time.
24. What did the avocado say to the chip on Monday? "Let's be healthy this week!"
25. Why did the grapefruit have a bad Monday? It felt too bitter.
26. What did the watermelon say to the orange on Monday? Let's make a new recipe this week!
27. Why did the egg have a great Monday? It had breakfast with bacon!
28. Why did the tomato have a bad Monday? It forgot that it's actually a fruit.
29. What do you call a Monday without coffee? A true nightmare!
30. Why did the donut have the best Monday ever? It was full of jelly!
31. Why did the lemon have a bad Monday? It felt too sour.
32. What did the cake say to the pie on Monday? Let's share our recipes this week!
33. Why did the pancake have the most creative Monday? It used rainbow sprinkles!
34. What did the waffle say to the pancake on Monday? Let's create a new breakfast dish!
35. Why did the orange have a bad Monday? It was too hard to peel.
36. What did the smoothie say to the milkshake on Monday? Let's have a healthy competition!
37. Why did the celery have a bad Monday? It was too stringy.
38. What did the toast say to the bagel on Monday? Let's switch things up this week.
39. Why did the popcorn have a good Monday? It was movie night the night before.
40. What did the cheese say to the crackers on Monday? Let's add some variety this week!
41. Why did the pasta have a bad Monday? It was too al dente.
42. What did the sandwich say to the salad on Monday? "Let's mix and match this week!"
43. Why did the carrot have a bad Monday? It was too stiff.
44. What did the strawberry say to the apple on Monday? "Let's be colorful this week!"
45. Why did the onion have a bad Monday? It was too pungent.
46. What did the grape say to the kiwi on Monday? "We're a great pair this week!"
47. Why did the water have a great Monday? It was paired with a fancy glass!
48. What did the pretzel say to the chip on Monday? "Let's get a little salty this week!"
49. Why did the yogurt have a bad Monday? It had already expired.
50. What did the peach say to the pear on Monday? "Let's create a new fruit salad this week!"
1. What do you call a week without a Monday? A weekend!
2. Why did the tomato turn red on Monday? Because it saw how well the rest of the vegetables were doing.
3. What do you call a Monday that’s not so bad? An enjoyable day, because it’s a rare find.
4. What do you think happens when Monday and Friday have a fight? They both need a hug from Wednesday.
5. What's the difference between a Monday and a Friday? About 72 hours!
6. Why is Monday always the worst day for bugs? Because it's the start of the work week.
7. What do you say to somebody who hates Mondays? "Get over hump day and you'll have no problem!"
8. When Monday comes, what do you call it? A day of opportunity.
9. What do you call it when you're happy about Monday? "A dose of motivation"
10. Why did the turkey cross the road on Monday? To prove he wasn't a chicken!
11. What did one hat say to the other hat on Monday? Let's dress up and be productive!
12. Why did the frog have a bad Monday? Because his lily pad was turned upside down.
13. How did Monday get its name? Because "moan day" was already taken.
14. What do you call a Monday that's actually good? A blessed day.
15. Why did Monday break up with Sunday? It needed some space to breathe.
16. What did the loaf of bread say on Monday morning? Rise and grind!
17. Why do people feel so down on Monday? Because they forgot to schedule some fun into their week.
18. What did Monday say to Sunday? Stop hogging all the fun!
19. What did the sun say to the moon on Monday? I'm sorry I set on you so quickly, I'm just not a morning person.
20. What do you call a Monday that's actually fun? A true miracle!
21. Why did the computer have a good Monday? It finally caught up on its emails.
22. What did Monday say to Friday? You're my support system.
23. Why do people eat more on Monday? It's easier to make up for lost time.
24. What did the avocado say to the chip on Monday? "Let's be healthy this week!"
25. Why did the grapefruit have a bad Monday? It felt too bitter.
26. What did the watermelon say to the orange on Monday? Let's make a new recipe this week!
27. Why did the egg have a great Monday? It had breakfast with bacon!
28. Why did the tomato have a bad Monday? It forgot that it's actually a fruit.
29. What do you call a Monday without coffee? A true nightmare!
30. Why did the donut have the best Monday ever? It was full of jelly!
31. Why did the lemon have a bad Monday? It felt too sour.
32. What did the cake say to the pie on Monday? Let's share our recipes this week!
33. Why did the pancake have the most creative Monday? It used rainbow sprinkles!
34. What did the waffle say to the pancake on Monday? Let's create a new breakfast dish!
35. Why did the orange have a bad Monday? It was too hard to peel.
36. What did the smoothie say to the milkshake on Monday? Let's have a healthy competition!
37. Why did the celery have a bad Monday? It was too stringy.
38. What did the toast say to the bagel on Monday? Let's switch things up this week.
39. Why did the popcorn have a good Monday? It was movie night the night before.
40. What did the cheese say to the crackers on Monday? Let's add some variety this week!
41. Why did the pasta have a bad Monday? It was too al dente.
42. What did the sandwich say to the salad on Monday? "Let's mix and match this week!"
43. Why did the carrot have a bad Monday? It was too stiff.
44. What did the strawberry say to the apple on Monday? "Let's be colorful this week!"
45. Why did the onion have a bad Monday? It was too pungent.
46. What did the grape say to the kiwi on Monday? "We're a great pair this week!"
47. Why did the water have a great Monday? It was paired with a fancy glass!
48. What did the pretzel say to the chip on Monday? "Let's get a little salty this week!"
49. Why did the yogurt have a bad Monday? It had already expired.
50. What did the peach say to the pear on Monday? "Let's create a new fruit salad this week!"