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1. What did the dollar say to the quarter when it saw its new sports car? "You're a real change-maker!"



2. Why did the banker retire? He lost interest.



3. How does a miser decorate his Christmas tree? With tinsel, but no silver!



4. What do you give a leopard who has run out of money? A wallet made of antelope skin.



5. Why did the robbers rob the bank? They wanted to cash in on the big bills.



6. Why did the milkman quit his job? He wasn't making enough cream.



7. What does a bank robber do after he gets out of jail? He takes a quick withdrawal.



8. Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted his assets to be frozen.



9. What did the penny say to the dollar bill? "Hey big spender, got any change?"



10. Why did the million-dollar art collector buy a painting of a dollar bill? Because money talks!
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