MONEY RIDDLES

What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs?

How do you buy things in Mexico?

I engaged in a strange activity. My birthday was approaching and I decided to collect money for my birthday bash. On the first day of the month, I kept a dollar in my piggy bank, on the second, I kept two dollars and on the third, I kept three and so on.

On my birthday, I had a total of 276 dollars in my piggy bank. Can you find out on which day of the month was my birthday?

Lennie was cleaning up some old papers in his office and found a list with the following names:

Washington
Jefferson
Lincoln
Hamilton
Jackson
Grant

The last name on the list was mostly worn away and he couldnt make it out. What was the last name and why?

Ronald has a rare opportunity to meet the President of the United States. During his visit the president gives him a gift but tells Ronald he is never to sell it unless he sees the president again. Ronald consents, but the president dies later that year. Years later a man offers to buy the Presidents gift for $1000. Ronald agrees and exchanges the gift for 20 crisp $50 bills. Did he keep his promise?

What's the one thing that Democrats and Republicans share in common?

I have 100 coins in my wallet.

What is the minimum number of coin(s), I would be required in order to make sure each coin touched exactly three other coins.

You have a dime and a dollar, you buy a dog and a collar, the dog is a dollar more than the collar, how much is the collar?

I am the greatest financier in the Bible. I floated my stock while everyone was in liquidation. Who am I?

Titus Scribner told his family that each month they would save twice as much as they had saved in the previous month. They would save$1 in the first month, $2 in the second month, and so on. How much money will they have saved at the end of the year?

Where did the vampire open his savings account?

A man placed a $100 dollar bill on his desk and left for work. When he returned back the money was gone. He has three suspects: the cook, the maid and the electrician.

The cook said he put the bill under a book on his desk to keep it safe. The man checked and it is no longer there.

The maid said she moved the bill to the inside of the book between page 1 and 2 while she was cleaning. Again, the man checked the book and there was nothing between page 1 and 2.

The electrician said he saw the bill sticking out of the book and he moved it between page 2 and 3 to keep it safe.

Who stole the money?

I am a problem in many peoples lives. At times (even more than once) Im useful. The older I grow, the less useful I become. Who am I?

How do you know when the moon is going broke?

What is six inches long, two inches wide, has a head on it, and women are crazy for it?

Can you come up with a cool, funny or clever Money Riddles of your own? Post it below (without the answer) to see if you can stump our users.

1. What did the dollar say to the quarter when it saw its new sports car? "You're a real change-maker!"



2. Why did the banker retire? He lost interest.



3. How does a miser decorate his Christmas tree? With tinsel, but no silver!



4. What do you give a leopard who has run out of money? A wallet made of antelope skin.



5. Why did the robbers rob the bank? They wanted to cash in on the big bills.



6. Why did the milkman quit his job? He wasn't making enough cream.



7. What does a bank robber do after he gets out of jail? He takes a quick withdrawal.



8. Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted his assets to be frozen.



9. What did the penny say to the dollar bill? "Hey big spender, got any change?"



10. Why did the million-dollar art collector buy a painting of a dollar bill? Because money talks!