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Can you come up with a cool, funny or clever Name Riddles of your own? Post it below (without the answer) to see if you can stump our users.
1. What do you call a dinosaur who loves to dance? Tyrannosaurus Flex.
2. Who is the coolest doctor in town? Dr. Chill.
3. What do you call a comedian with a cold? Achoo-bacca.
4. What do you call a pig who knows karate? Pork chop.
5. What do you call a flower that's not very bright? Dumb daisy.
6. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
7. What do you call a cow that plays guitar? Moosician.
8. What do you call a dog magician? Labracadabrador.
9. What do you call a frog who loves to cook? Chef Croak.
10. What do you call a snake that works for the government? A civil serpent.
11. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
12. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
13. What do you call a rabbit that's really good at math? Multi-ply Bunny.
14. What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny.
15. What do you call a bird that can't sing? A wingless wonder.
16. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
17. What do you call a lion who likes to read? Roar-Dal.
18. What do you call a cow that's always on the go? Moovin' and groovin'.
19. What do you say to somebody who's lost a spork? Fork-get about it.
20. What do you call a dog who plays in the sun? A hot dog.
21. What do you call a tiny criminal going down stairs? Billy the Kidney Stone.
22. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.
23. What do you call a monkey that loves to fly? A pilot.
24. What do you call a cat that loves to bowl? A strike cat.
25. What do you call a snobbish criminal going down stairs? A condescending con descending.
26. What do you call a cat who loves to swim? A kittenfish.
27. What do you call a snobbish dinosaur? a Prancerrexs.
28. What do you call a sheep that is always doing karaoke? Ewetube.
29. What do you call a cat that is a magician? Catastrophe.
30. What do you call a sheep that is always falling asleep? A nap-sta.
31. What do you call a horse that loves to make bets? A gambler.
32. What do you call a bird that's bad at navigation? A misguided goose.
33. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumbly.
34. What do you call a cow that's always online? e-Moo.
35. What do you call a snake that’s great at math? An adder-brain.
36. What do you call a horse that loves to play games? Equestrianer.
37. What do you call a monkey that loves coffee? Latte monkey.
38. What do you call a snobbish bird going down stairs? A condescend-dove.
39. What do you call a dog that only eats dessert? A pup-cake.
40. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
41. What do you call a cow that loves to paint? A moo-sician.
42. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
43. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer.
44. What do you call a snobbish cow going down stairs? A condescow.
45. What do you call a hungry rabbit? A bear hare.
46. What do you call a snobbish dinosaur? A prancerrex.
47. What do you call a cow that's really good at math? Alge-brah.
48. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
49. What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador.
50. What do you call a snobbish pig going down stairs? A condescend-hog.
1. What do you call a dinosaur who loves to dance? Tyrannosaurus Flex.
2. Who is the coolest doctor in town? Dr. Chill.
3. What do you call a comedian with a cold? Achoo-bacca.
4. What do you call a pig who knows karate? Pork chop.
5. What do you call a flower that's not very bright? Dumb daisy.
6. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
7. What do you call a cow that plays guitar? Moosician.
8. What do you call a dog magician? Labracadabrador.
9. What do you call a frog who loves to cook? Chef Croak.
10. What do you call a snake that works for the government? A civil serpent.
11. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
12. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
13. What do you call a rabbit that's really good at math? Multi-ply Bunny.
14. What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny.
15. What do you call a bird that can't sing? A wingless wonder.
16. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
17. What do you call a lion who likes to read? Roar-Dal.
18. What do you call a cow that's always on the go? Moovin' and groovin'.
19. What do you say to somebody who's lost a spork? Fork-get about it.
20. What do you call a dog who plays in the sun? A hot dog.
21. What do you call a tiny criminal going down stairs? Billy the Kidney Stone.
22. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.
23. What do you call a monkey that loves to fly? A pilot.
24. What do you call a cat that loves to bowl? A strike cat.
25. What do you call a snobbish criminal going down stairs? A condescending con descending.
26. What do you call a cat who loves to swim? A kittenfish.
27. What do you call a snobbish dinosaur? a Prancerrexs.
28. What do you call a sheep that is always doing karaoke? Ewetube.
29. What do you call a cat that is a magician? Catastrophe.
30. What do you call a sheep that is always falling asleep? A nap-sta.
31. What do you call a horse that loves to make bets? A gambler.
32. What do you call a bird that's bad at navigation? A misguided goose.
33. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumbly.
34. What do you call a cow that's always online? e-Moo.
35. What do you call a snake that’s great at math? An adder-brain.
36. What do you call a horse that loves to play games? Equestrianer.
37. What do you call a monkey that loves coffee? Latte monkey.
38. What do you call a snobbish bird going down stairs? A condescend-dove.
39. What do you call a dog that only eats dessert? A pup-cake.
40. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
41. What do you call a cow that loves to paint? A moo-sician.
42. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
43. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer.
44. What do you call a snobbish cow going down stairs? A condescow.
45. What do you call a hungry rabbit? A bear hare.
46. What do you call a snobbish dinosaur? A prancerrex.
47. What do you call a cow that's really good at math? Alge-brah.
48. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
49. What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador.
50. What do you call a snobbish pig going down stairs? A condescend-hog.