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1. What do you call a New Yorker who loves to eat bagels with cream cheese? A schmear campaigner!

2. Why did the New Yorker go to the doctor? He had a Manhattan-ache.

3. What do you call a group of New Yorkers stuck in traffic on the way to a Broadway show? The delayed ensemble.

4. Why did the New Yorker open his umbrella on a sunny day? To get some shade in the concrete jungle.

5. What do you call a New Yorker who likes to dance? A hip-hopster.

6. Why was the New Yorker always cold? Because he lived in Queens.

7. How do you get a New Yorker to stop talking? Ask him to take the F-Train to Brooklyn.

8. What do you call a New Yorker who never sleeps? The city that never naps.

9. How do you know a New Yorker is from upstate? He says he's from New York, but doesn't mean the city.

10. Why did the statue of liberty cry? She was feeling a little blue on Ellis Island.

11. What did the New Yorker eat for breakfast? A bagel and a slice of the big apple.

12. What do you call a New Yorker who loves baseball? A NYY fan-atic.

13. Why do New Yorkers never sleep in? They don't want to miss the early bird special.

14. What do you call a New Yorker who only eats sushi? A raw-yorker.

15. Why did the New Yorker go to the gym? He wanted to get toned in the Empire state.

16. How does a New Yorker avoid overpriced pub fare? He hops over to the Bronx for some Yankee Pot Roast.

17. What do you call a New Yorker who loves pizza? A saucy city-dweller.

18. Why did the New Yorker start selling hot dogs? He wanted to be a weiner in the Big Apple.

19. What do you call a New Yorker who always runs late? The procrastin-apple.

20. Why did the New Yorker move to the Upper East Side? He wanted to be in the good graces of Gossip Girl.

21. What do you call a snobby New Yorker? The haute couture-ite.

22. Why did the New Yorker cross the Brooklyn Bridge? To get to the quirky side.

23. What do you call a New Yorker who only eats deli sandwiches? A foo-ey on the frills.

24. Why was the New Yorker always hot? Because he lived in Hell's Kitchen.

25. What do you call a New Yorker who loves hot dogs? A frank-furter.

26. How do you get a New Yorker to cross the East River? Promise them artisanal gelato in Williamsburg.

27. What do you call a New Yorker who loves Central Park? A foliage-fancier.

28. Why did the New Yorker go to Coney Island? To ride the cyclone and win a stuffed animal.

29. What do you call a New Yorker who loves to cook gourmet food? A culin-apple artist.

30. Why did the New Yorker wear sunglasses at night? To make the street lamps look less bright.

31. What do you call a New Yorker who only wears black? A colorless city-slicker.

32. Why did the New Yorker start selling pretzels? He wanted to be salty in the big city.

33. What do you call a New Yorker who loves to bike? A peddling peddler.

34. Why did the New Yorker go to the top of the Empire State Building? To see the city from a bird's eye view.

35. What do you call a New Yorker who loves to hike? A trail-blazing borough-phile.

36. Why did the New Yorker start a coffee shop? To perk up the neighborhood.

37. What do you call a New Yorker who loves to take selfies? A snap-phobic apple-lover.

38. Why did the New Yorker join a book club? To be well-read in the big city.

39. What do you call a New Yorker who loves NYC trivia? A big apple aficionado.

40. Why did the New Yorker become a travel writer? He wanted to explore new York.

41. What do you call a New Yorker who loves to go to the beach? A sand-bagging beach-comber.

42. Why did the New Yorker join an improv group? To be quick-witted in the city that never sleeps.

43. What do you call a New Yorker who loves dogs? A furry friend-finder.

44. Why did the New Yorker go to the Met? To see art that's worth a fortune.

45. What do you call a New Yorker who loves to shop? A fashion-savvy clotheshorse.

46. Why did the New Yorker start a rooftop garden? To get some fresh air in the concrete jungle.

47. What do you call a New Yorker who loves to write? A prose-apple of the city.

48. Why did the New Yorker become a street performer? To be a part of the city's eclectic art scene.

49. What do you call a New Yorker who loves to sing? A croon-y apple of the Big Apple.

50. Why did the New Yorker start a bike courier service? To pedal his way to success in the city that never stops moving.
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