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1. What object can always keep a secret?

Answer: A pencil (because it has a lead that can be erased)



2. What do you call a magician’s pencil?

Answer: A magic wand



3. Why did the spoon take a break from work?

Answer: Because it was stirring too much commotion



4. What do you call a chef’s favorite book?

Answer: The recipe for success



5. What is a door’s favorite snack?

Answer: Jam



6. Why did the tomato turn red?

Answer: Because it saw the salad dressing



7. What do you call a clock that’s always hungry?

Answer: A snack-tick



8. What do you call a rubber band’s favorite tune?

Answer: Snap, Crackle, Pop music



9. Why did the apple go to the doctor?

Answer: Because it felt rotten to the core



10. What do you call a stapler in a hurry?

Answer: A quick clipper



11. What do you call a cup of tea that’s always complaining?

Answer: A steaming cup of gripe tea



12. How does a pencil sharpener greet its friends?

Answer: "Nice to sharpen pencils of you!"



13. What do you call a book that hates to get wet?

Answer: A dry read



14. What do you call a potato that’s always telling jokes?

Answer: A commedi-tater



15. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?

Answer: They don’t have the guts to do it!



16. What did one light bulb say to the other?

Answer: "You light up my life!"



17. What kind of music do scissors listen to?

Answer: Cut-tunes



18. Where do sick cars go?

Answer: The car-ospital



19. What do you call a cricket that’s good with numbers?

Answer: A math-a-cricket



20. Why did the turkey join the band?

Answer: Because it had drumsticks



21. What is a tree’s favorite drink?

Answer: Root beer



22. What do you call a can that knows how to cook?

Answer: A soup-er can



23. What do you call a pencil’s best friend?

Answer: A sharpener image



24. Why did the banana go to the doctor?

Answer: Because it wasn’t peeling well



25. What did the grape say when it got stepped on?

Answer: "Nothing, it just let out a little wine"



26. What do you call a worm that loves to sing?

Answer: A serenade-a-pede



27. Why did the computer go to the doctor?

Answer: Because it had a virus



28. What do you call a thermometer with a fever?

Answer: A hot-rod



29. What do you call a flower that’s always on time?

Answer: A punctualip



30. Why did the bird go to the vet?

Answer: Because it was tweeting too much



31. What do you call a fish that’s lazy?

Answer: A sit-n-swim



32. What do you call a basketball player with no hands?

Answer: A dribble-ette



33. What do you call a pen that can write on water?

Answer: A sea-pen



34. What do you call a pair of glasses with legs?

Answer: A spectacle-pede



35. Why did the apple break up with the orange?

Answer: Because it couldn’t take the pressure



36. What do you call a clock that can’t sleep?

Answer: A re-ticker



37. What do you call a stone that’s always happy?

Answer: A jolly-rocks



38. Why did the bicycle fall over?

Answer: Because it was two-tired



39. What do you call a snake that’s always in a hurry?

Answer: A racer snake



40. Why did the shoe feel awkward at the party?

Answer: It heard someone say, "You’re sole-ly here because you’re tacky!"



41. What do you call a sword that likes to dance?

Answer: A fencer-skipped



42. Why did the pig go to the casino?

Answer: To play swine roulette



43. What do you call a cell phone that’s always anxious?

Answer: A nerv-(cell)ular phone



44. Why did the sea captain take up gardening?

Answer: Because he wanted to find his sea-weeds



45. What do you call a squirrel that loves to play guitar?

Answer: A rock-a-squirrelian



46. Why did the ghost go to the party?

Answer: To prove he had a spine-tingling presence



47. What do you call a bottle that’s always on a diet?

Answer: A slim-soda can



48. Why did the lamp feel underappreciated?

Answer: Because it was always getting overshadowed



49. What do you call a car that’s always afraid?

Answer: Car-fraid



50. What do you call a duck that steals?

Answer: A robber ducky!
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