Seabed Eels Riddle
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Crossing The Ocean Riddle
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Stingy Lobsters Riddle
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Ocean Rocks Riddle
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Books In The Ocean
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Ocean With No Water
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Between A Sharks Teeth Riddle
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I'm A Dividing Line At An Edge
I'm a dividing line at an edge; a squiggle of land lacking rock or ledge. I stretch out far and sometimes wide, but you'll stay dry if you pick my side. There's salt on my breath, and I've sand for feet; you sometimes sit with me in the heat. When waves come to call, I hold them back- keeping your visit right on track. But remember, should they ever choose to rise, those who leave surly are wise.
What am I?
What am I?
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California Falls Riddle
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More To The Surface Riddle
I come across as flat,
But theirs more to me than my surface;
You climb my mountains from top to bottom,
And fall from bottom to top.
What am I?
But theirs more to me than my surface;
You climb my mountains from top to bottom,
And fall from bottom to top.
What am I?
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Angry Sea Monster Riddle
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Crooks Of The Sea
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Talking Oceans Riddle
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Bottom Of The Ocean Riddle
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Ocean And The Beach Riddle
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1. What do you call a crab that plays the drums? A rock lobster.
2. Why did the lobster refuse to share its food? Because shellfish-taken.
3. What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? Sofishticated.
4. Why did the starfish go to the bank? To get a sand-dollar.
5. What is a mermaid's favorite night of the week? Fry-day.
6. Why don't oysters share their pearls? Because they're shellfish.
7. Why did the dolphin cross the ocean? To get to the other tide.
8. How do you know if a fish is red? It's always blushing.
9. What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman? Frostbite.
10. Why do whales make bad detectives? Because they always blow their cover.
11. Why did the sea turtle refuse to take a selfie? Because it has a shell-fie.
12. What do you call a fish that wears a cowboy hat? A rodeo-cod.
13. Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels.
14. Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was armed with eight weapons.
15. How do you catch a squirrel fish? Climb a tree and act like a nut.
16. What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing, it just waved.
17. Why do crabs never give to charity? Because they're shellfish.
18. What did the ocean say to the beachgoer? Please don't leave me, you mean the world to shrimp.
19. What do you call a fish that wears a necktie? A salmon-suit.
20. Why did the stingray go to school? To get a degree in electric-tricity.
21. What do you call a fish that plays tennis? A sea-servator.
22. How does a fish on crutches say, "Hello"? Limps and wishes.
23. Why don't lobsters share their toys? Because they're shellfish.
24. What did the angry ocean say to the storm? I'm seeing waves, thunder.
25. Why did the octopus blush? Because it saw the ocean's bottom.
26. What do you call a fish that finishes in second place? A silverfish.
27. What did the ocean say when it saw the beach? "Long time no sea."
28. Why do crabs never pay bills? Because they're shell-avoiders.
29. What do you call a crab who's a magician? Shell-dini.
30. How do you tell the difference between a shark and a lawyer? One is a cold-blooded predator, and the other is a shark.
31. Why did the shrimp break up with the oyster? It was a relationship that never clammed up.
32. What is a crab's favorite musical instrument? A shell-of-a-phone.
33. Why did the salmon blush? Because it saw the ocean's kelp.
34. What do you call a fish that plays basketball? A slam-jellyfish.
35. Why do lobsters hate to share their food? Because they're shellfish.
36. What did the beach say to the tide? You float my boat.
37. Why do oysters never complain? Because they don't have a shell-phone.
38. What do you call a shrimp that's the king of the sea? A royal peeler.
39. Why did the lobster go to the movies alone? Because all his buddies were shell-shocked.
40. What do you call a crab that's a comedian? A crabby-patty.
41. Why do crabs never invite friends over? Because they're shell-abate.
42. What do you call a fish that tells jokes? A clown-fish.
43. Why did the ocean feel sad? It had a deep blue thought.
44. What do you call a group of fish that play instruments? A tuna band.
45. What do you call a crab that's good at math? A calc-yum.
46. Why do whales shop at the mall? Because they need blubber clothes.
47. What do you call a fish that likes to read books? A book-cod.
48. How do you make a shrimp happy? Give it a part you-lobster seat.
49. Why did the shark take a personal day? To get a-fin-tment with its therapist.
50. What do you get when you cross a fish and a calculator? A math-angler.
1. What do you call a crab that plays the drums? A rock lobster.
2. Why did the lobster refuse to share its food? Because shellfish-taken.
3. What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? Sofishticated.
4. Why did the starfish go to the bank? To get a sand-dollar.
5. What is a mermaid's favorite night of the week? Fry-day.
6. Why don't oysters share their pearls? Because they're shellfish.
7. Why did the dolphin cross the ocean? To get to the other tide.
8. How do you know if a fish is red? It's always blushing.
9. What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman? Frostbite.
10. Why do whales make bad detectives? Because they always blow their cover.
11. Why did the sea turtle refuse to take a selfie? Because it has a shell-fie.
12. What do you call a fish that wears a cowboy hat? A rodeo-cod.
13. Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels.
14. Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was armed with eight weapons.
15. How do you catch a squirrel fish? Climb a tree and act like a nut.
16. What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing, it just waved.
17. Why do crabs never give to charity? Because they're shellfish.
18. What did the ocean say to the beachgoer? Please don't leave me, you mean the world to shrimp.
19. What do you call a fish that wears a necktie? A salmon-suit.
20. Why did the stingray go to school? To get a degree in electric-tricity.
21. What do you call a fish that plays tennis? A sea-servator.
22. How does a fish on crutches say, "Hello"? Limps and wishes.
23. Why don't lobsters share their toys? Because they're shellfish.
24. What did the angry ocean say to the storm? I'm seeing waves, thunder.
25. Why did the octopus blush? Because it saw the ocean's bottom.
26. What do you call a fish that finishes in second place? A silverfish.
27. What did the ocean say when it saw the beach? "Long time no sea."
28. Why do crabs never pay bills? Because they're shell-avoiders.
29. What do you call a crab who's a magician? Shell-dini.
30. How do you tell the difference between a shark and a lawyer? One is a cold-blooded predator, and the other is a shark.
31. Why did the shrimp break up with the oyster? It was a relationship that never clammed up.
32. What is a crab's favorite musical instrument? A shell-of-a-phone.
33. Why did the salmon blush? Because it saw the ocean's kelp.
34. What do you call a fish that plays basketball? A slam-jellyfish.
35. Why do lobsters hate to share their food? Because they're shellfish.
36. What did the beach say to the tide? You float my boat.
37. Why do oysters never complain? Because they don't have a shell-phone.
38. What do you call a shrimp that's the king of the sea? A royal peeler.
39. Why did the lobster go to the movies alone? Because all his buddies were shell-shocked.
40. What do you call a crab that's a comedian? A crabby-patty.
41. Why do crabs never invite friends over? Because they're shell-abate.
42. What do you call a fish that tells jokes? A clown-fish.
43. Why did the ocean feel sad? It had a deep blue thought.
44. What do you call a group of fish that play instruments? A tuna band.
45. What do you call a crab that's good at math? A calc-yum.
46. Why do whales shop at the mall? Because they need blubber clothes.
47. What do you call a fish that likes to read books? A book-cod.
48. How do you make a shrimp happy? Give it a part you-lobster seat.
49. Why did the shark take a personal day? To get a-fin-tment with its therapist.
50. What do you get when you cross a fish and a calculator? A math-angler.