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Lonely Fruit Riddle

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Because the banana split!
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Oranges And Bells Riddle

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Because they both must be peeled
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1. Why did the orange go to the doctor? Because it was feeling a-peeling!

2. What did the orange say to the carrot? Orange you glad we're not vegetables?

3. What kind of oranges do astronauts eat? Tang-erines!

4. Why did the orange fail math class? It couldn't count to Clementine.

5. What's an orange's favorite ride at the amusement park? The Peel-n-Go-Round.

6. Why don't oranges ever get lonely? They're always in a bunch!

7. What did one orange say to the other at the gym? "Juice gotta work out to stay fresh!"

8. How does an orange proposal go? "Orange you going to marry me?"

9. Why did the orange juice go to school? To learn how to concentrate!

10. How do you know an orange is ticklish? It starts to giggle when you peel it!

11. What does an orange say when it's in trouble? "Oh pulp!"

12. What kind of oranges are the coolest? The Juice Crew.

13. What do you call an orange that's been working out? A Sunkist.

14. How did the orange get a job at the factory? It had a great zest for life!

15. Why was the orange afraid of the apple? Because the apple was a little tart.

16. What's an orange's favorite kind of music? Peel-Hop.

17. What do you call an orange that's always late? A tardy-clementine.

18. How do oranges get around town? They use the Juice Bus.

19. What did one orange say to the other when it got lost? "I'm Peel-ing lost!"

20. Why did the orange quit his job? He couldn't take the citric acid.

21. How do you know when an orange is ripe? It turns a-peeling!

22. What did the orange say when he saw the lime? "Citrus my eye!"

23. Why did the orange run away from the lemon? It got citrus-stalked.

24. What do you call an orange that's really sweet? A sugar-cane.

25. What's an orange's favorite subject in school? Peelosophy.

26. Why did the orange go to the psychiatrist? To work on its peelings.

27. What's an orange's favorite winter sport? Peel-sledding.

28. Why did the orange go to the beach? To get a tan-gelo.

29. What's an orange's favorite board game? Peel-O-Nopoly.

30. Why did the orange break up with the grapefruit? Too much zest for life.

31. What do you call an orange that's really smart? A Juice Master.

32. What do you call an orange that's really spicy? A Hot-Squeeze.

33. Why did the orange break up with the banana? It couldn't find a-peel in common.

34. What did one orange say to the other when it got squished? "I'm pulp fiction!"

35. Why did the orange want to be a musician? It had natural rind-ge.

36. What do you call an orange that's really strong? A Mighty-Mandarin.

37. How do you know when an orange is feeling blue? It gets a little zestless.

38. What's an orange's favorite animal? An Orang-utan.

39. Why was the orange embarrassed to go to school? It was wearing its peel on its sleeve!

40. What do you call an orange that's really silly? A Wacky-Tangerine.

41. Why don't oranges ever go to the movies? They prefer to stay at home and watch peel-a-vision!

42. What's an orange's favorite outdoor activity? Peel-Tubing.

43. What did the orange say when it met the lemon for the first time? "Nice to squeeze you!"

44. What kind of oranges do vampires like to eat? Blood Oranges.

45. What do you call an orange with a lot of personality? A Charisma-Orange.

46. How do you know when an orange is happy? It starts to citrus-smile.

47. Why did the orange get in trouble with the law? It was caught Juicing and driving.

48. What do you call an orange that's really fashionable? A Citrus Couture.

49. How does an orange feel when it's all alone? Peel-anely.

50. Why did the orange go to the dentist? To get its pulp filled.
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