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Coming Down Red Riddle

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A newspaper
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Folding Newspaper Riddle

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Only once. After that youre folding it into quarters, eights and so on.
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A Boy At The Carnival

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The man did exactly as he said he would and wrote "your exact weight" on the paper.
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I Have Paint On Me Riddle

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Paper
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Use It At School Riddle

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Paper
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Not A Plank Riddle

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Paper
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Put Me In A Binder Riddle

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Paper
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A Twisty, Bendy, Object

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Paper.
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1. Why did the paper go to the doctor? Because it was feeling a little sheet-ish.

2. What do you call a paper astronaut? A paper-naught.

3. Why did the paper cross the road? To get to the other sheet.

4. How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogey in it.

5. What did the paper say to the pencil? You’re the lead in my life.

6. Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? To get away from the crappy jokes.

7. What did the teacher say to the construction paper? Time to build a bright future!

8. Why did the paper towel blush? Because it saw the salad dressing!

9. What do you call a piece of paper that can play music? Sheet music!

10. What do you call paper that is scared of the dark? Frightened paper.

11. What do you call paper that can’t stop gambling? A sheet-betaholic.

12. How do you make a tissue disappear? Blow your nose into it.

13. Why did the paper go out to dinner? It needed to enroll in fork school.

14. What do you call a stack of papers that’s too high to reach? Documents in the sky.

15. Why did the paper clip go to jail? For being a paper clipper.

16. What do you call a piece of paper that’s sad? Tearable.

17. What do you call a paper that’s been run over by a car? Flat-liner.

18. Why did the piece of paper feel lonely? It had nobody to fold with.

19. What do you call paper that tells jokes? A comedian-tree.

20. Why did the paper go to the bank? To get its checkup.

21. What do you call a piece of paper that’s in a bad mood? Crumpled.

22. Why did the paper sleep? To get some sheet rest.

23. What do you call an angry piece of paper? Furious stationery.

24. Why did the paper clip try to jump off a bridge? It had a broken relationship with the pencil.

25. What did the paper say to the pen? Meet me at the ink well.

26. Why do dogs eat paper? Because they’re Ruff-er eaters.

27. Why did the paper cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

28. What do scientists use to wrap their sandwiches? Helicase paper.

29. Why did the paper run for office? To promote stationary.

30. What did the notebook say to the pen? I’m bound to you.

31. What do you call a piece of paper that can play chess? Sheet moves.

32. Why did the paper go to the beach? To soak up the sun.

33. What do you call paper that’s not straight? Crooked stationery.

34. Why do paper towels always get invited to parties? They always clean up well.

35. What do you call paper that’s always telling stories? News paper.

36. Why did the paper go to the gym? It wanted to get ripped.

37. What did the folder say to the paper? It’s time to organize our relationship.

38. Why did the rubber band break up with the paper clip? Because it was too clingy.

39. What do you call paper that’s always lying? Fablet.

40. Why did the paper create a Twitter account? To follow other influencers.

41. What do you call paper that wants to be a singer? Sh-eetoh.

42. What do you call toilet paper that plays Mozart? Sheet music for the bottom.

43. Why did the paper decide to start running marathons? To be a page-turner.

44. What do you call paper that’s always at the top of its class? Aces paper.

45. Why did the paper clip refuse to work with a stapler? It had attachment issues.

46. What do you call paper that’s always in a hurry? Hasty pages.

47. Why did the paper go to the therapist? It was struggling with its emotional baggage.

48. What did the paper say to the scissors? I’m no match for you.

49. What do you call paper that’s always procrastinating? Delayed sheets.

50. Why do pieces of paper hate going to the gym? It’s always a tear-jerker.
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