Two Presidents Riddle
The 22nd and 24th Presidents had the same biological mother and father, but weren't brothers. They were both male, and were never female. Neither were adopted or "switched at birth". How is this possible?
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They were the same person. The 22nd President was Grover Cleveland. After his first term, Benjamin Harrison was voted into office. Once Harrison was voted out of office, Cleveland was voted back in, becoming the 23rd President. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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True And False Riddle
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Neither, it's a paradox. If the first is true, then the second must be false, which makes the first false. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Presence Of Mind Riddle
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Falling Down Riddle
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Teachers And Cashiers Riddle
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Too Much For One Riddle
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Hard To Beat Riddle
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Put Off Til Tomorrow Riddle
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The Hundred Years War
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Teachers And Cashiers
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1. What do you call a paradox that contradicts itself while making you laugh? A jester-dox!
2. Why did the parrot refuse to repeat a paradox? Because it was afraid of getting stuck in a loop-tweet!
3. What do you get when you cross a paradox with a burrito? A wrap-dox!
4. How many paradoxes does it take to change a light bulb? Two, but they cancel each other out and the light stays dark!
5. Why did the lemon refuse to follow a paradoxical instruction? Because it was too sour to become a sour-dox!
6. What do you get when you cross a paradox with a pirate? A conundrum-eye-patch!
7. How do you solve a paradox that seems unsolvable? You embrace the oxymoron and say "jumbo-shrimp"!
8. Why did the chicken cross the paradox? To get to the other side of the false-dichotomy!
9. What's the difference between a paradox and an enigma? One makes you question reality, the other makes you question "what's in the box?"
10. Why did the dog refuse to fetch a paradox? Because it always ended up chasing its own tail-logic!
11. What do you get when you cross a paradox with a kangaroo? A jump-dox!
12. How do you confuse a paradox? By telling it the opposite of what it already believes in, which makes it true and untrue at the same time!
13. Why did the cat refuse to solve a paradox? Because it was too busy playing with its own Schrödinger box!
14. What do you call a paradox that is both good and bad at the same time? A yin-yang-dox!
15. Why did the horse mock the paradox? Because it knew it was fun to horse-around with a nonsense statement!
16. What do you get when you cross a paradox with a giraffe? A tall-tale-dox!
17. Why did the frog refuse to eat a paradox? Because it already had a lot of contradictions in its diet!
18. What's the difference between a paradox and a joke? One makes you laugh and the other makes you question your existence!
19. How do you know when a paradox is lying? When it says "I always tell the truth"!
20. Why did the penguin refuse to dance with a paradox? Because it already had two left feet, and adding a third will create a negation clause that results in nothingness!
21. What do you get when you cross a paradox with a koala? A bear-y-dox!
22. How do you explain a paradox to a child? By telling them that what they believe in may not always be true, but that's what makes life interesting!
23. Why did the rabbit refuse to chase a paradox? Because it knew it was quicker to just leave it alone and let it implode by itself!
24. What do you call a paradox that only exists in theory? A thought-experiment-dox!
25. Why did the monkey refuse to share a banana with a paradox? Because it didn't want to create a paradoxical world where bananas can exist and not exist at the same time!
26. What do you get when you cross a paradox with a zebra? A stripe-dox!
27. Why did the llama refuse to participate in a paradoxical conversation? Because it always ended up spitting philosophical nonsense!
28. What do you call a paradox that is both true and false at the same time? A quantum-dox!
29. Why did the bear refuse to hug a paradox? Because it was worried it might give it an identity crisis!
30. What's the difference between a paradox and a puzzle? One has a solution, and the other creates more questions!
31. Why did the turtle refuse to listen to a paradox? Because it knew it had all the time in the world to figure it out!
32. What do you get when you cross a paradox with a panda? A bamboozled-dox!
33. Why did the spider refuse to spin a web around a paradox? Because it knew it was a tangled mess that would never make sense!
34. What do you call a paradox that can predict the future and the present at the same time? A time-bending-dox!
35. Why did the goat refuse to eat a paradox? Because it was too busy processing Chèvre-cheese in its mind!
36. What do you get when you cross a paradox with a rhino? A horn-y-dox!
37. Why did the owl refuse to fly in the face of a paradox? Because it knew nothing good could come out of it!
38. What's the difference between a paradox and a contradiction? One creates confusion, and the other creates hilarity!
39. Why did the alligator refuse to snap at a paradox? Because it knew it was better to just swim away from the situation altogether!
40. What do you call a paradox that makes you think you're wrong, but you're actually right? A reverse-polarity-dox!
41. Why did the fox refuse to outsmart a paradox? Because it knew it was already sly enough to weasel its way out of tricky situations!
42. What do you get when you cross a paradox with a platypus? A puzzling-pus!
43. Why did the ant refuse to climb over a paradox? Because it knew it had more important things to do, like move a leaf 10 times its weight!
44. What do you call a paradox that is both clear and unclear at the same time? A transparency-dox!
45. Why did the deer refuse to run into a paradox? Because it knew it was a dangerous game of hide and seek, where the truth and lies kept changing roles unpredictably!
46. What do you get when you cross a paradox with an ostrich? An irony-dox!
47. Why did the snake refuse to slither through a paradox? Because it knew it was a slippery slope that would lead to its own demise!
48. What do you call a paradox that is both abstract and concrete at the same time? A surreal-dox!
49. Why did the crocodile refuse to snap up a paradox? Because it knew it had a reputation to uphold, and getting tangled up in something nonsensical would mean losing its fearsome presence!
50. What do you get when you cross a paradox with a llama? A drama-llama-dox!
1. What do you call a paradox that contradicts itself while making you laugh? A jester-dox!
2. Why did the parrot refuse to repeat a paradox? Because it was afraid of getting stuck in a loop-tweet!
3. What do you get when you cross a paradox with a burrito? A wrap-dox!
4. How many paradoxes does it take to change a light bulb? Two, but they cancel each other out and the light stays dark!
5. Why did the lemon refuse to follow a paradoxical instruction? Because it was too sour to become a sour-dox!
6. What do you get when you cross a paradox with a pirate? A conundrum-eye-patch!
7. How do you solve a paradox that seems unsolvable? You embrace the oxymoron and say "jumbo-shrimp"!
8. Why did the chicken cross the paradox? To get to the other side of the false-dichotomy!
9. What's the difference between a paradox and an enigma? One makes you question reality, the other makes you question "what's in the box?"
10. Why did the dog refuse to fetch a paradox? Because it always ended up chasing its own tail-logic!
11. What do you get when you cross a paradox with a kangaroo? A jump-dox!
12. How do you confuse a paradox? By telling it the opposite of what it already believes in, which makes it true and untrue at the same time!
13. Why did the cat refuse to solve a paradox? Because it was too busy playing with its own Schrödinger box!
14. What do you call a paradox that is both good and bad at the same time? A yin-yang-dox!
15. Why did the horse mock the paradox? Because it knew it was fun to horse-around with a nonsense statement!
16. What do you get when you cross a paradox with a giraffe? A tall-tale-dox!
17. Why did the frog refuse to eat a paradox? Because it already had a lot of contradictions in its diet!
18. What's the difference between a paradox and a joke? One makes you laugh and the other makes you question your existence!
19. How do you know when a paradox is lying? When it says "I always tell the truth"!
20. Why did the penguin refuse to dance with a paradox? Because it already had two left feet, and adding a third will create a negation clause that results in nothingness!
21. What do you get when you cross a paradox with a koala? A bear-y-dox!
22. How do you explain a paradox to a child? By telling them that what they believe in may not always be true, but that's what makes life interesting!
23. Why did the rabbit refuse to chase a paradox? Because it knew it was quicker to just leave it alone and let it implode by itself!
24. What do you call a paradox that only exists in theory? A thought-experiment-dox!
25. Why did the monkey refuse to share a banana with a paradox? Because it didn't want to create a paradoxical world where bananas can exist and not exist at the same time!
26. What do you get when you cross a paradox with a zebra? A stripe-dox!
27. Why did the llama refuse to participate in a paradoxical conversation? Because it always ended up spitting philosophical nonsense!
28. What do you call a paradox that is both true and false at the same time? A quantum-dox!
29. Why did the bear refuse to hug a paradox? Because it was worried it might give it an identity crisis!
30. What's the difference between a paradox and a puzzle? One has a solution, and the other creates more questions!
31. Why did the turtle refuse to listen to a paradox? Because it knew it had all the time in the world to figure it out!
32. What do you get when you cross a paradox with a panda? A bamboozled-dox!
33. Why did the spider refuse to spin a web around a paradox? Because it knew it was a tangled mess that would never make sense!
34. What do you call a paradox that can predict the future and the present at the same time? A time-bending-dox!
35. Why did the goat refuse to eat a paradox? Because it was too busy processing Chèvre-cheese in its mind!
36. What do you get when you cross a paradox with a rhino? A horn-y-dox!
37. Why did the owl refuse to fly in the face of a paradox? Because it knew nothing good could come out of it!
38. What's the difference between a paradox and a contradiction? One creates confusion, and the other creates hilarity!
39. Why did the alligator refuse to snap at a paradox? Because it knew it was better to just swim away from the situation altogether!
40. What do you call a paradox that makes you think you're wrong, but you're actually right? A reverse-polarity-dox!
41. Why did the fox refuse to outsmart a paradox? Because it knew it was already sly enough to weasel its way out of tricky situations!
42. What do you get when you cross a paradox with a platypus? A puzzling-pus!
43. Why did the ant refuse to climb over a paradox? Because it knew it had more important things to do, like move a leaf 10 times its weight!
44. What do you call a paradox that is both clear and unclear at the same time? A transparency-dox!
45. Why did the deer refuse to run into a paradox? Because it knew it was a dangerous game of hide and seek, where the truth and lies kept changing roles unpredictably!
46. What do you get when you cross a paradox with an ostrich? An irony-dox!
47. Why did the snake refuse to slither through a paradox? Because it knew it was a slippery slope that would lead to its own demise!
48. What do you call a paradox that is both abstract and concrete at the same time? A surreal-dox!
49. Why did the crocodile refuse to snap up a paradox? Because it knew it had a reputation to uphold, and getting tangled up in something nonsensical would mean losing its fearsome presence!
50. What do you get when you cross a paradox with a llama? A drama-llama-dox!