Black White With A Cherry
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Blonde Robbery
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Puddle On The Ground
If a the police were investigating a suicide and all there was was a man hanging from the roof a collapsed wood box and a puddle on the ground and a match found inside the box how did this man die.
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He was standing on a box with ice in it he threw a match in the hole in the box it eventually melted the ice and made the wooden box collapse Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Gay Detectives Riddle
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You Can Do This To Me
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A Book: The Police can book you. You book at a restaurant. A book is portable. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Women Police Riddle
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Pulled Over Blonde
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Her headlights weren't working, so she was flashing people. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Dead In The Alley Way
The Police find a man dead in the alley way. A bullet hole is in his head. Beside the man is the gun that killed him (with his fingerprints), a handkerchief, and a tape recorder. The Detective pushes play on the tape recorder and hears that it starts from the beginning, and it says: "I'm sorry that I must end my life. I'm in debt and I don't know how to get out of it. I'm sorry..." then a second later he hears the gun go off. Why did the detective file the case as a murder instead of a suicide?
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The tape started at the beginning and the gun shot was at the end. how could the man rewind the tape if he was already dead? Plus, the murderer could've used the the handkerchief to hold the gun and then puts the man's hand on the gun when he was dead so only his fingerprints were left behind. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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A Round House
The police are called to a round house where a man is found dead with a knife wound to the chest. The police investigate and narrow down the suspects to three people: The maid, the wife, and the butcher. When questioned for alibis, the wife said, "I was out buying a dress with my friends, and I found my husband dead upon my return." The butcher said, "I was searching the cupboards for some vegetables to serve for lunch." The maid said, "I was in the other room, dusting the corners." The maid was then arrested. How did the police know it was her?
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Officer Bob Riddle
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Strong Police Riddle
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Handcuffed Man Riddle
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Arrested Photographer
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A Policeman Sees Her
A woman with no driver license goes the wrong way on a one-way street and turns left at a corner with a 'no left' turn sign. A policeman sees her but does nothing. Why?
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Murdered On A Sunday Morning
the wife says she was sleeping,
the butler was cleaning the closet,
the gardener was picking vegetables,
the maid was getting the mail, and
the cook was preparing breakfast.
Immediately, the police arrest the murderer.
Who did it and how did the police know?
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Post Your Police Riddles Puns Below
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1. Why did the police officer go to art school? Because he wanted to learn how to sketch suspects!
2. What did the policeman say to his coffee? "You're under a-rest!"
3. Why did the police officer go on a diet? He wanted to decrease his donut intake!
4. What do you call a police officer who always forgets his badge? An undercover agent!
5. Why did the policewoman quit her job as a carpenter? She kept arresting people for hammering!
6. How did the police officer catch the turkey thief? He put him in the poultry!
7. What do you get when you cross a police officer with a magician? A cop with a magic wand!
8. Why did the police officer refuse a promotion? He wanted to stay under-cover!
9. What is the favorite food of a police officer? Dough-nuts!
10. What do you get when you cross a police officer with a boxer? A tough cop who can serve and protect in and out of the ring!
11. Why did the police officer become a teacher? He wanted to hand-cuff-ulate!
12. Why did the police officer become a meteorologist? He wanted to keep track of the weather crimes!
13. What did the police officer say to the suspicious cloud? "Do you have a license to rain?"
14. How did the police officer catch the jewel thief? With his diamond-shaped badge!
15. What do you get when you cross a police officer with a surfer? A cop who can ride the wave of crime!
16. Why did the police officer cross the road? To get to the donut shop!
17. What did the police officer say to his broken pencil? "You're under a-rest!"
18. What do you call a police officer who is always full of energy? A cop with a lot of Charge!
19. Why did the police officer refuse to eat the donuts? He was afraid of the dough-re-mi!
20. What is a police officer's favorite hobby? Finger-printing!
21. Why did the police officer become a chef? He wanted to serve and protect the chef's special!
22. What did the police officer say to the talking tree? "You have the right to remain silent!"
23. How did the police officer catch the art thief? He used his brush of justice!
24. What do you get when you cross a police officer with a painter? A cop with a colorful personality!
25. Why did the police officer become a firefighter? He wanted to extinguish the flames of crime!
26. What did the police officer say to the shaky tree? "You're under a-rest!"
27. Why did the police officer become a pilot? He wanted to fly over the clouds of crime!
28. How did the police officer catch the counterfeit money maker? He used his money-detecting radar!
29. What do you get when you cross a police officer with a musician? A cop who can serve and protect with a bang!
30. Why did the police officer become a fisherman? He wanted to catch the fish that was swimming the wrong way!
31. What did the police officer say to the talking computer? "You have the right to remain digital!"
32. How did the police officer catch the graffiti artist? With his spray-can handcuffs!
33. What do you call a policeman who always tells jokes? A funny-aster!
34. Why did the police officer become a wrestler? He wanted to wrestle down the criminals!
35. What did the police officer say to the suspicious cloud? "You're fog-given!"
36. Why did the police officer become a gardener? He wanted to plant the seed of justice!
37. How did the police officer catch the runaway car? He used his highway chase skills!
38. What do you get when you cross a police officer with an actor? A cop who can serve and protect on and off the stage!
39. Why did the police officer become a chef? He wanted to cook up a storm against crime!
40. What did the police officer say to the turtle? "You're under a-rest!"
41. Why did the police officer become an astronaut? He wanted to keep an eye on the stars of crime!
42. How did the police officer catch the pickpocket? He used his pocket radar!
43. What do you get when you cross a police officer with a fashion model? A cop who can serve and protect in style!
44. Why did the police officer become a carpenter? He wanted to jail the criminals in wooden cells!
45. What did the police officer say to the talking rock? "You have the right to remain silent!"
46. How did the police officer catch the bank robber? He followed the trail of money!
47. What do you call a police officer who always makes funny faces? A clown-stable police officer!
48. Why did the police officer become a soccer player? He wanted to score against crime!
49. What did the police officer say to the talking clock? "You have the right to remain synchronized!"
50. How did the police officer catch the food thief? He used his nose of justice to sniff out the culprit!
1. Why did the police officer go to art school? Because he wanted to learn how to sketch suspects!
2. What did the policeman say to his coffee? "You're under a-rest!"
3. Why did the police officer go on a diet? He wanted to decrease his donut intake!
4. What do you call a police officer who always forgets his badge? An undercover agent!
5. Why did the policewoman quit her job as a carpenter? She kept arresting people for hammering!
6. How did the police officer catch the turkey thief? He put him in the poultry!
7. What do you get when you cross a police officer with a magician? A cop with a magic wand!
8. Why did the police officer refuse a promotion? He wanted to stay under-cover!
9. What is the favorite food of a police officer? Dough-nuts!
10. What do you get when you cross a police officer with a boxer? A tough cop who can serve and protect in and out of the ring!
11. Why did the police officer become a teacher? He wanted to hand-cuff-ulate!
12. Why did the police officer become a meteorologist? He wanted to keep track of the weather crimes!
13. What did the police officer say to the suspicious cloud? "Do you have a license to rain?"
14. How did the police officer catch the jewel thief? With his diamond-shaped badge!
15. What do you get when you cross a police officer with a surfer? A cop who can ride the wave of crime!
16. Why did the police officer cross the road? To get to the donut shop!
17. What did the police officer say to his broken pencil? "You're under a-rest!"
18. What do you call a police officer who is always full of energy? A cop with a lot of Charge!
19. Why did the police officer refuse to eat the donuts? He was afraid of the dough-re-mi!
20. What is a police officer's favorite hobby? Finger-printing!
21. Why did the police officer become a chef? He wanted to serve and protect the chef's special!
22. What did the police officer say to the talking tree? "You have the right to remain silent!"
23. How did the police officer catch the art thief? He used his brush of justice!
24. What do you get when you cross a police officer with a painter? A cop with a colorful personality!
25. Why did the police officer become a firefighter? He wanted to extinguish the flames of crime!
26. What did the police officer say to the shaky tree? "You're under a-rest!"
27. Why did the police officer become a pilot? He wanted to fly over the clouds of crime!
28. How did the police officer catch the counterfeit money maker? He used his money-detecting radar!
29. What do you get when you cross a police officer with a musician? A cop who can serve and protect with a bang!
30. Why did the police officer become a fisherman? He wanted to catch the fish that was swimming the wrong way!
31. What did the police officer say to the talking computer? "You have the right to remain digital!"
32. How did the police officer catch the graffiti artist? With his spray-can handcuffs!
33. What do you call a policeman who always tells jokes? A funny-aster!
34. Why did the police officer become a wrestler? He wanted to wrestle down the criminals!
35. What did the police officer say to the suspicious cloud? "You're fog-given!"
36. Why did the police officer become a gardener? He wanted to plant the seed of justice!
37. How did the police officer catch the runaway car? He used his highway chase skills!
38. What do you get when you cross a police officer with an actor? A cop who can serve and protect on and off the stage!
39. Why did the police officer become a chef? He wanted to cook up a storm against crime!
40. What did the police officer say to the turtle? "You're under a-rest!"
41. Why did the police officer become an astronaut? He wanted to keep an eye on the stars of crime!
42. How did the police officer catch the pickpocket? He used his pocket radar!
43. What do you get when you cross a police officer with a fashion model? A cop who can serve and protect in style!
44. Why did the police officer become a carpenter? He wanted to jail the criminals in wooden cells!
45. What did the police officer say to the talking rock? "You have the right to remain silent!"
46. How did the police officer catch the bank robber? He followed the trail of money!
47. What do you call a police officer who always makes funny faces? A clown-stable police officer!
48. Why did the police officer become a soccer player? He wanted to score against crime!
49. What did the police officer say to the talking clock? "You have the right to remain synchronized!"
50. How did the police officer catch the food thief? He used his nose of justice to sniff out the culprit!