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1. What do you call a probability that's always wrong? An improbability!

2. Why did the probability feel depressed? It couldn't find its half!

3. How do you tell the difference between probability and statistics? Probability has a chance of being right!

4. Why are probability and statistics such good friends? They're always talking about the standard deviation!

5. How did the probability know it was going to rain? It had a 50% chance!

6. What do you call a group of probabilities that can't agree? A dispersed distribution!

7. Why did the probability skip the party? It didn't have a standard deviation outfit!

8. Why did the geometry teacher laugh at the probability question? It was such a trig-gy one!

9. What did the probability say when it saw a pie chart? "I can't wait to see the data slice!"

10. Why are probabilities and puns alike? They both have a chance of being groan-worthy.

11. Why did the probability party get out of hand? The drinks were distributed randomly!

12. Why won't anyone invite the probability to play darts? It always hits outside the standard deviation!

13. How did the probability know it was in trouble? It saw the confidence interval closing in!

14. Why did the probability go to the casino? To calculate the odds of winning, of course!

15. How did the probability know it was time to pay the rent? The bell curve told it so!

16. What did the probability say to the statistician in a bad mood? "Looks like someone needs a little bit of normality!"

17. Why did the probability become a politician? It knew how to spin the odds in its favor!

18. How did the probability know it was time to go to the gym? The odds of getting in shape were greater than the odds of staying out of shape!

19. What do you call a probability with a gambling problem? A casino's best friend!

20. Why did the probability go to the grocery store? It wanted to calculate the chances of a foodborne illness!

21. How did the probability know it was time to eat veggies? The odds of staying healthy were too good to pass up!

22. What did the probability say to the gambler? "Roll the dice and let's see where the chips fall!"

23. Why did the probability become a weather forecaster? It knew how to predict the odds of a sunny or rainy day!

24. How did the probability know it was time to invest? It saw the trend line going up and the risk going down!

25. What did the probability say to the stockbroker? "Buy low and sell high because there's always a chance of making money!"

26. Why did the probability go bungee jumping? To calculate the risk of falling and the likelihood of surviving!

27. How did the probability know it was time to get a flu shot? The odds of avoiding the flu were greater than the odds of getting sick!

28. What do you call a probability with trust issues? A skeptical distribution!

29. Why did the probability go to the optometrist? To calculate the odds of needing glasses!

30. How did the probability know it was time to get a pet? The probability of happiness was too good to ignore!

31. Why did the probability become a scuba diver? It knew how to calculate the odds of nitrogen bubbles forming!

32. How did the probability know it was time to do laundry? The odds of having clean clothes were too good to pass up!

33. What did the probability say to the mathematician who didn't like probability puns? "What are the odds of you laughing at one of my jokes?"

34. Why did the probability become a chef? It knew how to calculate the ingredients' proportions and the chances of a tasty dish!

35. How did the probability know it was time to go to sleep? The odds of waking up refreshed were greater than the odds of staying up late!

36. What do you call a probability with low self-esteem? A confidence interval!

37. Why did the probability go to the dance club? To calculate the chances of finding a soulmate!

38. How did the probability know it was time to get a new car? The chances of a breakdown were too high to ignore!

39. Why did the probability become a scientist? It knew how to calculate the odds of a breakthrough discovery!

40. How did the probability know it was time to stop procrastinating? The chances of success were greater with action than without!

41. What did the probability say to the psychiatrist? "I'm having second thoughts about being a statistic!"

42. Why did the probability go to the amusement park? To calculate the odds of having fun on each ride!

43. How did the probability know it was time to take a vacation? The odds of getting burnt out were too high to ignore!

44. What do you call a probability that's always indecisive? A probability cloud!

45. Why did the probability become a pilot? It knew how to calculate the odds of turbulence and safety!

46. How did the probability know it was time to quit smoking? The chances of a healthy lifestyle were too good to pass up!

47. What did the probability say to the insurance adjuster? "I hope the risk of an accident is not too high!"

48. Why did the probability become a teacher? It knew how to calculate the odds of student engagement and learning!

49. How did the probability know it was time to buy a house? The odds of stability and comfort were higher with property than with renting!

50. Why did the probability become a time traveler? It knew how to calculate the odds of changing history!
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