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Smoking Girlfriend Riddle

Hint:
Slow down and use a lubricant.
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Bruce's Bad Date Riddle

Hint:
Because he has BAT breath!
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One Bad Cup Of Coffee Riddle

Hint:
Because it's GROUNDS for divorce!
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Mountain Of Love Riddle

Hint:
Nothing. She divorced him for never being at home.
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Boyfriend And A Husband Riddle

Hint:
45 minutes
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The Dog Or Your Wife Riddle

Hint:
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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A Girflriend And A Wife

Hint:
45 lbs.
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Americans In A Pub Riddle

Hint:
They were husband and wife.
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The Train Of Love

Hint: Think of a way the train schedules might favor one train over the other.
The Brooklyn train leaves exactly 1 minute before the Bronx train.

Let's say the Brooklyn train arrives at 09:00, 09:10, 09:20, etc. and the Bronx train arrives one minute after at 09:01, 09:11, 09:21, etc. Consider the ten minute interval from 09:00 to 09:10. If the man arrives between 09:00 and 09:01, the 09:01 Bronx train will be the first to arrive (assuming that he doesn't arrive at exactly 09:00). If the man arrives between 09:01 and 09:10, the 09:10 Brooklyn train will be the first to arrive. In any ten minute period, the Brooklyn train will be the first to arrive in nine of the ten minutes.
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Couples Wait Until Marriage To Share This

Hint:
Honeymoon
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Beginning Of A Journey Riddle

Hint:
Marriage.
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Begins With L Riddle

Hint:
Loyalty
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A Tested Formula Of Love Riddle

Hint:
A candlelight dinner.
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Made By God In Pairs Riddle

Hint:
Soul mates
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Bliss To Two Riddle

Hint:
A kiss.
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1. Why did the grape break up with the raisin? It couldn't deal with the commitment, it always felt like it was in a jam.



2. What did the lettuce say to the tomato when it proposed? Lettuce romaine together forever and make a tasty dish.



3. Why did the tomato blush when it saw the salad? Because it was head over heels.



4. How can you tell if a relationship is getting serious between a spoon and a fork? When they start spooning.



5. Why did the lemon go out with the lime? Because it wanted a twist in its life.



6. What do you call a group of couples on vacation? Pairs of dice.



7. Why did the coffee go out with the cream? Because it couldn't imagine a latte without it.



8. What did the pancake say to the syrup? Let's stick together and make a stack of love.



9. Why did the antelope break up with the giraffe? It was a neck-and-neck race, but they just couldn't see eye to eye.



10. What do you call two octopuses in love? Eight arms embracing.



11. What did one pickle say to the other when they broke up? "Dill with it!"



12. Why did the grape propose to the watermelon? Because it wanted to make a union that was fruitful.



13. What do they call two birds in love? Tweethearts.



14. Which fruit is the best listener? A pear because it's all ears.



15. Why did the tomato and cucumber take a chance on love? They decided to roll the dice and see if they were a good match.



16. What did the whisk say to the mixer when they started dating? "We're the perfect blend."



17. Why did the peach feel guilty about breaking up with the nectarine? It felt pit-iful.



18. What did the sliced bread say to the bagel when they first met? "You're a hole lot of fun!"



19. Why did the eggplant propose to the broccoli? He couldn't resist the stalk of his dreams.



20. What did one strawberry say to the other when they first met? "You're berry cute!"



21. Why did the toaster and toaster oven break up? They just couldn't handle the heat.



22. Why did the salmon and the tuna break up? It was a fishy situation.



23. What did the celery say to the carrot when they started dating? "We make a great match!"



24. Why did the grapefruit break up with the orange? It just couldn't get over how it always had to be the one to peel things off.



25. What do you call a romantic duo made up of hot dogs? Frank and Beans.



26. Why did the bell pepper feel hesitant about asking out the jalapeno? It was afraid of getting burned.



27. What did the gingerbread man say to his significant other when they got too clingy? "I knead some space!"



28. What do you call a relationship between a wine glass and a champagne flute? A toast of love.



29. What did the taco say to the burrito when they first met? "You're a wrap star!"



30. Why did the honey break up with the bee? It just couldn't handle the buzz.



31. What did the fork say to the spoon when they started dating? "We're cutlery-cute together!"



32. Why did the cranberry break up with the blueberry? It was just too blue bery sad and needed to move on.



33. What do you call a relationship between a toothbrush and toothpaste? A clean sweep of love.



34. What did the waffle say to the pancake when they first met? "We could make a stack of sweet memories!"



35. Why did the lime get nervous on its first date with the lemon? It was afraid of souring the mood.



36. What did one slice of pizza say to the other? "We have a great crust in each other."



37. Why did the mushroom hesitate to go out with the truffle? It was afraid of getting too earthy.



38. What do you call a romance between two sheets of paper? A binding love.



39. Why did the watermelon break up with the cantaloupe? It felt like it was just rind-ing things along.



40. What did the fork say to the spoon when it asked it out? "I'm digging you!"



41. Why did the salsa break up with the chip? It felt like it was being dipped on too much.



42. What did the marshmallow say to the chocolate when they met? "I'm just melting for you!"



43. What do you call a relationship between a bowl of noodles and chopsticks? A stir-fry of love.



44. Why did the egg break up with the bacon? It felt like it was getting fried in the relationship.



45. What did the cupcake say to the frosting on its first date? "You complete me!"



46. Why did the potato hesitate to go out with the cucumber? It felt too mashed together.



47. What do you call a romantic duo made up of utensils? Forks in love.



48. Why did the spaghetti get flustered on its first date with the meatball? It was afraid of getting sauced.



49. What did the banana say to the apple when it asked it out? "I think you're appealing!"



50. Why did the teapot break up with the saucer? It felt like it was just being used to hold things up.
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