Smoking Girlfriend Riddle
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Bruce's Bad Date Riddle
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One Bad Cup Of Coffee Riddle
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Mountain Of Love Riddle
There was a man who wanted to prove his love to his wife. So, he climbed the highest mountain, swam the deepest ocean and walked the biggest desert. What do you think his wife said?
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Boyfriend And A Husband Riddle
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The Dog Or Your Wife Riddle
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, whom do you let in first?
Hint:
A Girflriend And A Wife
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Americans In A Pub Riddle
There were two Americans sitting in a British Pub. One of them was the father of the other one's son. How could this be so?
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The Train Of Love
A young man, living in Manhattan, New York, has two girlfriends. One lives to the North, in the Bronx, and the other lives to the South, in Brooklyn.
He likes both girls equally but can only visit one each weekend. He therefore leaves it to chance and takes the first train that arrives when he reaches the train station.
Even though the man arrives at a totally random time every Saturday morning and the Brooklyn and Bronx trains arrive equally often (every ten minutes), he finds himself visiting the girl in Brooklyn on average nine times out of ten. How could the odds so heavily favor taking the Brooklyn train?
He likes both girls equally but can only visit one each weekend. He therefore leaves it to chance and takes the first train that arrives when he reaches the train station.
Even though the man arrives at a totally random time every Saturday morning and the Brooklyn and Bronx trains arrive equally often (every ten minutes), he finds himself visiting the girl in Brooklyn on average nine times out of ten. How could the odds so heavily favor taking the Brooklyn train?
Hint: Think of a way the train schedules might favor one train over the other.
The Brooklyn train leaves exactly 1 minute before the Bronx train.
Let's say the Brooklyn train arrives at 09:00, 09:10, 09:20, etc. and the Bronx train arrives one minute after at 09:01, 09:11, 09:21, etc. Consider the ten minute interval from 09:00 to 09:10. If the man arrives between 09:00 and 09:01, the 09:01 Bronx train will be the first to arrive (assuming that he doesn't arrive at exactly 09:00). If the man arrives between 09:01 and 09:10, the 09:10 Brooklyn train will be the first to arrive. In any ten minute period, the Brooklyn train will be the first to arrive in nine of the ten minutes. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Let's say the Brooklyn train arrives at 09:00, 09:10, 09:20, etc. and the Bronx train arrives one minute after at 09:01, 09:11, 09:21, etc. Consider the ten minute interval from 09:00 to 09:10. If the man arrives between 09:00 and 09:01, the 09:01 Bronx train will be the first to arrive (assuming that he doesn't arrive at exactly 09:00). If the man arrives between 09:01 and 09:10, the 09:10 Brooklyn train will be the first to arrive. In any ten minute period, the Brooklyn train will be the first to arrive in nine of the ten minutes. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Couples Wait Until Marriage To Share This
A lot of couples wait until marriage to share this intimate experience, it's usually in private and happens right after the wedding. Many people are nervous but excited as it's their first time, what is it?
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Beginning Of A Journey Riddle
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Begins With L Riddle
Begins with L and ends with Y
With its presence relationships survive
Through slightest inkling of its loss
Instant separation can be caused.
What is it?
With its presence relationships survive
Through slightest inkling of its loss
Instant separation can be caused.
What is it?
Hint:
A Tested Formula Of Love Riddle
A tested formula of love
Inevitable part of love stories
The romantic dim light and good food are its friends
It never goes out of trend.
What is it?
Inevitable part of love stories
The romantic dim light and good food are its friends
It never goes out of trend.
What is it?
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Made By God In Pairs Riddle
Made by God in pairs
Separated at birth on Earth
Found after years of search
Inseparable for the rest of the time.
What am I?
Separated at birth on Earth
Found after years of search
Inseparable for the rest of the time.
What am I?
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Bliss To Two Riddle
Of no use to one ,
Yet absolute bliss to two.
The small boy gets it for nothing.
The young man has to lie or work for it.
The old man has to buy it.
The baby's right,
The lover's privilege,
The hypocrite's mask.
To the young girl, faith;
To the married woman, hope;
To the old maid, charity.
Yet absolute bliss to two.
The small boy gets it for nothing.
The young man has to lie or work for it.
The old man has to buy it.
The baby's right,
The lover's privilege,
The hypocrite's mask.
To the young girl, faith;
To the married woman, hope;
To the old maid, charity.
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Post Your Relationship Riddles Puns Below
Can you come up with a cool, funny or clever Relationship Riddles of your own? Post it below (without the answer) to see if you can stump our users.
1. Why did the grape break up with the raisin? It couldn't deal with the commitment, it always felt like it was in a jam.
2. What did the lettuce say to the tomato when it proposed? Lettuce romaine together forever and make a tasty dish.
3. Why did the tomato blush when it saw the salad? Because it was head over heels.
4. How can you tell if a relationship is getting serious between a spoon and a fork? When they start spooning.
5. Why did the lemon go out with the lime? Because it wanted a twist in its life.
6. What do you call a group of couples on vacation? Pairs of dice.
7. Why did the coffee go out with the cream? Because it couldn't imagine a latte without it.
8. What did the pancake say to the syrup? Let's stick together and make a stack of love.
9. Why did the antelope break up with the giraffe? It was a neck-and-neck race, but they just couldn't see eye to eye.
10. What do you call two octopuses in love? Eight arms embracing.
11. What did one pickle say to the other when they broke up? "Dill with it!"
12. Why did the grape propose to the watermelon? Because it wanted to make a union that was fruitful.
13. What do they call two birds in love? Tweethearts.
14. Which fruit is the best listener? A pear because it's all ears.
15. Why did the tomato and cucumber take a chance on love? They decided to roll the dice and see if they were a good match.
16. What did the whisk say to the mixer when they started dating? "We're the perfect blend."
17. Why did the peach feel guilty about breaking up with the nectarine? It felt pit-iful.
18. What did the sliced bread say to the bagel when they first met? "You're a hole lot of fun!"
19. Why did the eggplant propose to the broccoli? He couldn't resist the stalk of his dreams.
20. What did one strawberry say to the other when they first met? "You're berry cute!"
21. Why did the toaster and toaster oven break up? They just couldn't handle the heat.
22. Why did the salmon and the tuna break up? It was a fishy situation.
23. What did the celery say to the carrot when they started dating? "We make a great match!"
24. Why did the grapefruit break up with the orange? It just couldn't get over how it always had to be the one to peel things off.
25. What do you call a romantic duo made up of hot dogs? Frank and Beans.
26. Why did the bell pepper feel hesitant about asking out the jalapeno? It was afraid of getting burned.
27. What did the gingerbread man say to his significant other when they got too clingy? "I knead some space!"
28. What do you call a relationship between a wine glass and a champagne flute? A toast of love.
29. What did the taco say to the burrito when they first met? "You're a wrap star!"
30. Why did the honey break up with the bee? It just couldn't handle the buzz.
31. What did the fork say to the spoon when they started dating? "We're cutlery-cute together!"
32. Why did the cranberry break up with the blueberry? It was just too blue bery sad and needed to move on.
33. What do you call a relationship between a toothbrush and toothpaste? A clean sweep of love.
34. What did the waffle say to the pancake when they first met? "We could make a stack of sweet memories!"
35. Why did the lime get nervous on its first date with the lemon? It was afraid of souring the mood.
36. What did one slice of pizza say to the other? "We have a great crust in each other."
37. Why did the mushroom hesitate to go out with the truffle? It was afraid of getting too earthy.
38. What do you call a romance between two sheets of paper? A binding love.
39. Why did the watermelon break up with the cantaloupe? It felt like it was just rind-ing things along.
40. What did the fork say to the spoon when it asked it out? "I'm digging you!"
41. Why did the salsa break up with the chip? It felt like it was being dipped on too much.
42. What did the marshmallow say to the chocolate when they met? "I'm just melting for you!"
43. What do you call a relationship between a bowl of noodles and chopsticks? A stir-fry of love.
44. Why did the egg break up with the bacon? It felt like it was getting fried in the relationship.
45. What did the cupcake say to the frosting on its first date? "You complete me!"
46. Why did the potato hesitate to go out with the cucumber? It felt too mashed together.
47. What do you call a romantic duo made up of utensils? Forks in love.
48. Why did the spaghetti get flustered on its first date with the meatball? It was afraid of getting sauced.
49. What did the banana say to the apple when it asked it out? "I think you're appealing!"
50. Why did the teapot break up with the saucer? It felt like it was just being used to hold things up.
1. Why did the grape break up with the raisin? It couldn't deal with the commitment, it always felt like it was in a jam.
2. What did the lettuce say to the tomato when it proposed? Lettuce romaine together forever and make a tasty dish.
3. Why did the tomato blush when it saw the salad? Because it was head over heels.
4. How can you tell if a relationship is getting serious between a spoon and a fork? When they start spooning.
5. Why did the lemon go out with the lime? Because it wanted a twist in its life.
6. What do you call a group of couples on vacation? Pairs of dice.
7. Why did the coffee go out with the cream? Because it couldn't imagine a latte without it.
8. What did the pancake say to the syrup? Let's stick together and make a stack of love.
9. Why did the antelope break up with the giraffe? It was a neck-and-neck race, but they just couldn't see eye to eye.
10. What do you call two octopuses in love? Eight arms embracing.
11. What did one pickle say to the other when they broke up? "Dill with it!"
12. Why did the grape propose to the watermelon? Because it wanted to make a union that was fruitful.
13. What do they call two birds in love? Tweethearts.
14. Which fruit is the best listener? A pear because it's all ears.
15. Why did the tomato and cucumber take a chance on love? They decided to roll the dice and see if they were a good match.
16. What did the whisk say to the mixer when they started dating? "We're the perfect blend."
17. Why did the peach feel guilty about breaking up with the nectarine? It felt pit-iful.
18. What did the sliced bread say to the bagel when they first met? "You're a hole lot of fun!"
19. Why did the eggplant propose to the broccoli? He couldn't resist the stalk of his dreams.
20. What did one strawberry say to the other when they first met? "You're berry cute!"
21. Why did the toaster and toaster oven break up? They just couldn't handle the heat.
22. Why did the salmon and the tuna break up? It was a fishy situation.
23. What did the celery say to the carrot when they started dating? "We make a great match!"
24. Why did the grapefruit break up with the orange? It just couldn't get over how it always had to be the one to peel things off.
25. What do you call a romantic duo made up of hot dogs? Frank and Beans.
26. Why did the bell pepper feel hesitant about asking out the jalapeno? It was afraid of getting burned.
27. What did the gingerbread man say to his significant other when they got too clingy? "I knead some space!"
28. What do you call a relationship between a wine glass and a champagne flute? A toast of love.
29. What did the taco say to the burrito when they first met? "You're a wrap star!"
30. Why did the honey break up with the bee? It just couldn't handle the buzz.
31. What did the fork say to the spoon when they started dating? "We're cutlery-cute together!"
32. Why did the cranberry break up with the blueberry? It was just too blue bery sad and needed to move on.
33. What do you call a relationship between a toothbrush and toothpaste? A clean sweep of love.
34. What did the waffle say to the pancake when they first met? "We could make a stack of sweet memories!"
35. Why did the lime get nervous on its first date with the lemon? It was afraid of souring the mood.
36. What did one slice of pizza say to the other? "We have a great crust in each other."
37. Why did the mushroom hesitate to go out with the truffle? It was afraid of getting too earthy.
38. What do you call a romance between two sheets of paper? A binding love.
39. Why did the watermelon break up with the cantaloupe? It felt like it was just rind-ing things along.
40. What did the fork say to the spoon when it asked it out? "I'm digging you!"
41. Why did the salsa break up with the chip? It felt like it was being dipped on too much.
42. What did the marshmallow say to the chocolate when they met? "I'm just melting for you!"
43. What do you call a relationship between a bowl of noodles and chopsticks? A stir-fry of love.
44. Why did the egg break up with the bacon? It felt like it was getting fried in the relationship.
45. What did the cupcake say to the frosting on its first date? "You complete me!"
46. Why did the potato hesitate to go out with the cucumber? It felt too mashed together.
47. What do you call a romantic duo made up of utensils? Forks in love.
48. Why did the spaghetti get flustered on its first date with the meatball? It was afraid of getting sauced.
49. What did the banana say to the apple when it asked it out? "I think you're appealing!"
50. Why did the teapot break up with the saucer? It felt like it was just being used to hold things up.