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1. When I asked the bread if it could make me a sandwich, it replied, "Sorry, I'm loafing around."
2. I asked the computer if it believed in love at first sight, and it said, "I prefer byte at first bite."
3. When I asked the baseball bat if it wanted to hang out, it said, "Sure, just don't try to hit my head."
4. I asked the pencil if it wanted to go to the movies, and it replied, "I can't, I'm still writing the script."
5. When I asked the umbrella if it wanted to go for a walk, it replied, "I'm already feeling open and close about it."
6. I asked the cow if it knew any good jokes, and it said, "Yes, but they're udder-ly ridiculous."
7. When I asked the clock if it was having a good time, it said, "I'm just ticking along."
8. I asked the door if it wanted to play a game, and it replied, "Only if it's hinge and seek."
9. When I asked the tree if it had any secrets, it said, "I'm rooted to the spot."
10. I asked the light bulb if it was feeling bright, and it said, "Not really, I'm just trying to watt I can."
11. When I asked the bee if it wanted to go out, it said, "Only if it's pollen my favor."
12. I asked the chair if it was comfortable, and it replied, "I'm not complaining, but I could use a sit down."
13. When I asked the flower if it knew any good puns, it replied, "I'm petals to the metal when it comes to wordplay."
14. I asked the hat if it was feeling lucky, and it said, "I'm just hoping for a good head start."
15. When I asked the fork if it needed a hand, it replied, "I'm already forked up."
16. I asked the banana if it was feeling yellow, and it said, "I'm just peeling it."
17. When I asked the mailbox if it was having a good day, it replied, "I'm just trying to stamp out the competition."
18. I asked the toothbrush if it wanted to dance, and it said, "Sorry, I'm bristling with excitement."
19. When I asked the pillow if it wanted to cuddle, it replied, "I'm already soft on the bed."
20. I asked the rug if it was feeling frisky, and it said, "I'm just floored by your sense of humor."
21. When I asked the radio if it was feeling groovy, it replied, "I'm just tuning in to the right frequency."
22. I asked the cup if it was half full or half empty, and it replied, "Why not refill and start anew?"
23. When I asked the wallet if it was feeling rich, it replied, "I'm just trying to make cents of it all."
24. I asked the toothpaste if it was feeling fresh, and it said, "I'm just trying to brush up on my cleanliness."
25. When I asked the hat if it was feeling smart, it said, "I'm just trying to cap off my outfit."
26. I asked the apple if it was feeling fruity, and it said, "I'm just trying to keep the doctor away."
27. When I asked the dictionary if it knew any good puns, it replied, "I'm just the definition of wit."
28. I asked the soccer ball if it wanted to kick it, and it said, "I'm game."
29. When I asked the eraser if it wanted to rub it out, it replied, "I'm already correcting my mistakes."
30. I asked the shoe if it was feeling tired, and it said, "I'm just trying to stay on my toes."
31. When I asked the stapler if it needed a refill, it replied, "I'm just stapling it together."
32. I asked the kitty if it wanted to play, and it said, "I'm just paw-some."
33. When I asked the coat if it was feeling warm, it replied, "I'm feeling jacketed up."
34. I asked the watch if it was feeling timely, and it replied, "I'm ticking all the right boxes."
35. When I asked the glasses if they needed a clean, they replied, "We've got a clear view of your humor."
36. I asked the oven if it was heating up, and it replied, "I'm just baking it happen."
37. When I asked the bag if it was feeling light, it replied, "I'm just toting a few essentials."
38. I asked the balloon if it wanted to pop, and it said, "I'm just inflated with joy."
39. When I asked the bed if it was feeling slept on, it replied, "I'm just supporting your dreams."
40. I asked the picture if it wanted to be framed, and it said, "I'm picture-perfect as is."
41. When I asked the phone if it needed a charge, it replied, "I'm plugged in and ready to go."
42. I asked the coffee if it was feeling perky, and it said, "I'm just brewing up a storm."
43. When I asked the lamp if it was feeling bright, it replied, "I'm just illuminating the room."
44. I asked the guitar if it wanted to jam, and it said, "I'm just stringing you along."
45. When I asked the frog if it wanted to hop, it replied, "I'm already jumping for joy."
46. I asked the TV if it was feeling entertaining, and it said, "I'm just keeping you tuned in."
47. When I asked the mirror if it was feeling reflective, it replied, "I'm just reflecting on your sense of humor."
48. I asked the marker if it wanted to write, and it said, "I'm just marking my territory."
49. When I asked the car if it was feeling speedy, it replied, "I'm just revving my engine."
50. I asked the hat if it wanted to be worn, and it said, "I'm just hat-tending to your fashion sense."
1. When I asked the bread if it could make me a sandwich, it replied, "Sorry, I'm loafing around."
2. I asked the computer if it believed in love at first sight, and it said, "I prefer byte at first bite."
3. When I asked the baseball bat if it wanted to hang out, it said, "Sure, just don't try to hit my head."
4. I asked the pencil if it wanted to go to the movies, and it replied, "I can't, I'm still writing the script."
5. When I asked the umbrella if it wanted to go for a walk, it replied, "I'm already feeling open and close about it."
6. I asked the cow if it knew any good jokes, and it said, "Yes, but they're udder-ly ridiculous."
7. When I asked the clock if it was having a good time, it said, "I'm just ticking along."
8. I asked the door if it wanted to play a game, and it replied, "Only if it's hinge and seek."
9. When I asked the tree if it had any secrets, it said, "I'm rooted to the spot."
10. I asked the light bulb if it was feeling bright, and it said, "Not really, I'm just trying to watt I can."
11. When I asked the bee if it wanted to go out, it said, "Only if it's pollen my favor."
12. I asked the chair if it was comfortable, and it replied, "I'm not complaining, but I could use a sit down."
13. When I asked the flower if it knew any good puns, it replied, "I'm petals to the metal when it comes to wordplay."
14. I asked the hat if it was feeling lucky, and it said, "I'm just hoping for a good head start."
15. When I asked the fork if it needed a hand, it replied, "I'm already forked up."
16. I asked the banana if it was feeling yellow, and it said, "I'm just peeling it."
17. When I asked the mailbox if it was having a good day, it replied, "I'm just trying to stamp out the competition."
18. I asked the toothbrush if it wanted to dance, and it said, "Sorry, I'm bristling with excitement."
19. When I asked the pillow if it wanted to cuddle, it replied, "I'm already soft on the bed."
20. I asked the rug if it was feeling frisky, and it said, "I'm just floored by your sense of humor."
21. When I asked the radio if it was feeling groovy, it replied, "I'm just tuning in to the right frequency."
22. I asked the cup if it was half full or half empty, and it replied, "Why not refill and start anew?"
23. When I asked the wallet if it was feeling rich, it replied, "I'm just trying to make cents of it all."
24. I asked the toothpaste if it was feeling fresh, and it said, "I'm just trying to brush up on my cleanliness."
25. When I asked the hat if it was feeling smart, it said, "I'm just trying to cap off my outfit."
26. I asked the apple if it was feeling fruity, and it said, "I'm just trying to keep the doctor away."
27. When I asked the dictionary if it knew any good puns, it replied, "I'm just the definition of wit."
28. I asked the soccer ball if it wanted to kick it, and it said, "I'm game."
29. When I asked the eraser if it wanted to rub it out, it replied, "I'm already correcting my mistakes."
30. I asked the shoe if it was feeling tired, and it said, "I'm just trying to stay on my toes."
31. When I asked the stapler if it needed a refill, it replied, "I'm just stapling it together."
32. I asked the kitty if it wanted to play, and it said, "I'm just paw-some."
33. When I asked the coat if it was feeling warm, it replied, "I'm feeling jacketed up."
34. I asked the watch if it was feeling timely, and it replied, "I'm ticking all the right boxes."
35. When I asked the glasses if they needed a clean, they replied, "We've got a clear view of your humor."
36. I asked the oven if it was heating up, and it replied, "I'm just baking it happen."
37. When I asked the bag if it was feeling light, it replied, "I'm just toting a few essentials."
38. I asked the balloon if it wanted to pop, and it said, "I'm just inflated with joy."
39. When I asked the bed if it was feeling slept on, it replied, "I'm just supporting your dreams."
40. I asked the picture if it wanted to be framed, and it said, "I'm picture-perfect as is."
41. When I asked the phone if it needed a charge, it replied, "I'm plugged in and ready to go."
42. I asked the coffee if it was feeling perky, and it said, "I'm just brewing up a storm."
43. When I asked the lamp if it was feeling bright, it replied, "I'm just illuminating the room."
44. I asked the guitar if it wanted to jam, and it said, "I'm just stringing you along."
45. When I asked the frog if it wanted to hop, it replied, "I'm already jumping for joy."
46. I asked the TV if it was feeling entertaining, and it said, "I'm just keeping you tuned in."
47. When I asked the mirror if it was feeling reflective, it replied, "I'm just reflecting on your sense of humor."
48. I asked the marker if it wanted to write, and it said, "I'm just marking my territory."
49. When I asked the car if it was feeling speedy, it replied, "I'm just revving my engine."
50. I asked the hat if it wanted to be worn, and it said, "I'm just hat-tending to your fashion sense."