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1. What do you call a man who refuses to take a nap? Resilien-man!
2. How did the man win the marathon? He took a detour through the local brewery, now that's ale-ingenuity!
3. Why did the man go to the doctor with a brick in his backpack? He wanted to have a stoned back!
4. What did the man say to the computer that beat him at chess? Check mate, return to sender!
5. Why did the man buy the T-rex costume? He wanted to bone-up on his dinosaur skills!
6. How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None- real men don't need light!
7. Why is the man afraid of elevators? He's got bad levels!
8. What do you call a man stuck in a tree with a chainsaw? Pruning for trouble!
9. Why did the man jump into the lake with a parachute? He wanted to sky-dive, but he was too afraid to leave the ground!
10. What do you get when you cross a man and a potato? A spud muffin!
11. How does a man keep track of his keys? He puts them in his chi-pocket!
12. What did the man say to the flight attendant who offered him a vegetarian meal? I don't carrot-all!
13. Why did the man refuse to wear a life-jacket? He didn't want to be buoyed down!
14. What do you call a man with a high-flying job? A career-pilot!
15. Why did the man dress up as a bat and roam the streets at night? He was bat-ty for adventure!
16. What do you call a man who's afraid of bees? A beehives-a-phobic!
17. Why did the man order extra cheese on his pizza? He wanted to have a gr8-za time!
18. What do you call a man who lives in a tree? An arbor-abode-man!
19. Why did the man shave his beard after wearing it for 10 years? He wanted to turn over a new leaf-beard!
20. What did the man say when he got his horoscope read? "I Leo, but I also Sagit-terribly!"
21. Why did the man blame his diet on his ex-girlfriend? She was the one who taught him how to take things for granted!
22. What do you call a man who just won the lottery? Unemployed!
23. Why did the man start measuring the weight of his coffee? He wanted to get grounded!
24. What do you call a man who's a trained gymnast? A flexy-man!
25. Why did the man put his underwear on backwards? He wanted to keep an eye on his behind!
26. What do you call a man who's a master craftsman? Car-pen-talent!
27. Why did the man get a tattoo of a chicken on his leg? He wanted to have a leg-orn!
28. What do you get when you cross a man and an avocado? A guac-king!
29. Why did the man paint the mailbox red? He wanted to put a splash of envelope!
30. What do you call a man who sells used socks? Sole proprietor!
31. Why did the man break up with his girlfriend who worked in the bakery? She was only interested in dough and he wanted more bread-th!
32. What do you call a man who never pays his bills? A cheapskate-artist!
33. Why did the man dance in his underwear in front of the mirror? He needed to check out his ball-o-graphy!
34. What do you call a man who's always up for a challenge? A dare-devil!
35. Why did the man go fishing with a magnet? He wanted to pole a little!
36. What do you get when you cross a man with a honey-badger? A man who doesn't give a fluff!
37. Why did the man buy a can of paint to wear on his head during the rain? He didn't want to get a hair-ocalypse!
38. What do you call a man who runs marathons every day? Tire-less!
39. Why did the man go to the art museum with a bucket of popcorn? He wanted to add some pop-art to the experience!
40. What do you call a man with a gym membership who never lifts weights? A bench-warmer!
41. Why did the man dress up as a hotdog for Halloween? He wanted to dogs-adventurous!
42. What do you get when you cross a man with a banana? A man-a-nana!
43. Why did the man wear sunglasses during the solar eclipse? He wanted to eclipse the competition!
44. What do you call a man who's afraid of the ocean? A man over-board!
45. Why did the man hire a personal trainer when he was already in shape? He wanted to maintain his st-optimism!
46. What do you call a man who makes his own clothes? A sew-be!
47. Why did the man go to the dentist with his skateboard? He wanted to grind his teeth!
48. What do you call a man who never misses happy hour? A hop-py man!
49. Why did the man go to the gym during a lightning storm? He wanted to shock his muscles!
50. What do you get when you cross a man with a jump rope? A hop-man-doodle!
1. What do you call a man who refuses to take a nap? Resilien-man!
2. How did the man win the marathon? He took a detour through the local brewery, now that's ale-ingenuity!
3. Why did the man go to the doctor with a brick in his backpack? He wanted to have a stoned back!
4. What did the man say to the computer that beat him at chess? Check mate, return to sender!
5. Why did the man buy the T-rex costume? He wanted to bone-up on his dinosaur skills!
6. How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None- real men don't need light!
7. Why is the man afraid of elevators? He's got bad levels!
8. What do you call a man stuck in a tree with a chainsaw? Pruning for trouble!
9. Why did the man jump into the lake with a parachute? He wanted to sky-dive, but he was too afraid to leave the ground!
10. What do you get when you cross a man and a potato? A spud muffin!
11. How does a man keep track of his keys? He puts them in his chi-pocket!
12. What did the man say to the flight attendant who offered him a vegetarian meal? I don't carrot-all!
13. Why did the man refuse to wear a life-jacket? He didn't want to be buoyed down!
14. What do you call a man with a high-flying job? A career-pilot!
15. Why did the man dress up as a bat and roam the streets at night? He was bat-ty for adventure!
16. What do you call a man who's afraid of bees? A beehives-a-phobic!
17. Why did the man order extra cheese on his pizza? He wanted to have a gr8-za time!
18. What do you call a man who lives in a tree? An arbor-abode-man!
19. Why did the man shave his beard after wearing it for 10 years? He wanted to turn over a new leaf-beard!
20. What did the man say when he got his horoscope read? "I Leo, but I also Sagit-terribly!"
21. Why did the man blame his diet on his ex-girlfriend? She was the one who taught him how to take things for granted!
22. What do you call a man who just won the lottery? Unemployed!
23. Why did the man start measuring the weight of his coffee? He wanted to get grounded!
24. What do you call a man who's a trained gymnast? A flexy-man!
25. Why did the man put his underwear on backwards? He wanted to keep an eye on his behind!
26. What do you call a man who's a master craftsman? Car-pen-talent!
27. Why did the man get a tattoo of a chicken on his leg? He wanted to have a leg-orn!
28. What do you get when you cross a man and an avocado? A guac-king!
29. Why did the man paint the mailbox red? He wanted to put a splash of envelope!
30. What do you call a man who sells used socks? Sole proprietor!
31. Why did the man break up with his girlfriend who worked in the bakery? She was only interested in dough and he wanted more bread-th!
32. What do you call a man who never pays his bills? A cheapskate-artist!
33. Why did the man dance in his underwear in front of the mirror? He needed to check out his ball-o-graphy!
34. What do you call a man who's always up for a challenge? A dare-devil!
35. Why did the man go fishing with a magnet? He wanted to pole a little!
36. What do you get when you cross a man with a honey-badger? A man who doesn't give a fluff!
37. Why did the man buy a can of paint to wear on his head during the rain? He didn't want to get a hair-ocalypse!
38. What do you call a man who runs marathons every day? Tire-less!
39. Why did the man go to the art museum with a bucket of popcorn? He wanted to add some pop-art to the experience!
40. What do you call a man with a gym membership who never lifts weights? A bench-warmer!
41. Why did the man dress up as a hotdog for Halloween? He wanted to dogs-adventurous!
42. What do you get when you cross a man with a banana? A man-a-nana!
43. Why did the man wear sunglasses during the solar eclipse? He wanted to eclipse the competition!
44. What do you call a man who's afraid of the ocean? A man over-board!
45. Why did the man hire a personal trainer when he was already in shape? He wanted to maintain his st-optimism!
46. What do you call a man who makes his own clothes? A sew-be!
47. Why did the man go to the dentist with his skateboard? He wanted to grind his teeth!
48. What do you call a man who never misses happy hour? A hop-py man!
49. Why did the man go to the gym during a lightning storm? He wanted to shock his muscles!
50. What do you get when you cross a man with a jump rope? A hop-man-doodle!