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Girls Never Poop Riddle

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They can't keep their mouths shut long enough to build pressure!
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Obama's Poop Riddle

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He has so many liberals around his butt sniffing it all up.
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Redneck And A Large Pizza

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A large pepperoni pizza can feed a family of four!
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Mel Gibson And Pizza

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Pizzas are good.
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What Goes Click Riddle

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A blind person with a rubix cube.
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Dead Lawyers Riddle

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Even a vulture has taste.
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Catfish And A Lawyer Riddle

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Ones a gross dirty slimy scum-sucking bottom-feeder, and ones a fish...
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Running Cross Country Riddle

Hint:
Telling your parents that you're gay!
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Pink Floyd And Dale Earnheart

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Their last big hit was The Wall.
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Heatwave In The Summer

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Every fat guy sweating in the city smells like Bacon!
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Safe New Zealanders Riddle

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They spray paint X's on the back of the sheep that kick!
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A Male Chauvinist Riddle

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A man who hates every bone in a woman's body, except his own.
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The Princess Screensaver

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Your phone will keep crashing.
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DNA Riddle

Hint:
National Dyslexics Association
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Black Coffee Riddle

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Because they can take black coffee home to their parents!
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1. Why did the tomato turn red with anger? Because it saw the salad dressing squeeze itself all over its baby lettuce leaves.

2. Why did the grape get into a fight with the apple? Because they couldn't agree on whether their juice was going to be fermented or not.

3. Why did the raisin refuse to attend the wine-tasting party? Because it was already feeling too dry.

4. Why did the cucumber get scared in the fridge? Because it saw the dill pickle taking care of business with the other veggies.

5. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get a better look at the hot cross bun on the other side.

6. Why did the carrot go to the doctor? Because it was feeling a little peckish.

7. Why did the coffee go to the police station? Because it wanted to report a mugging.

8. Why did the lemon get depressed? Because it couldn't find anyone to share its zestful spirit with.

9. Why did the apple get fired from its job? Because it was always trying to squash the competition.

10. What did one bean say to another bean? "Let's get out of this can. It's pretty humid in here."
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