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Psychoanalysis For Men Riddle

Hint:
When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there.
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A Woman's Appearance Riddle

Hint:
Because most men are stupid but few are blind.
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Lost Intelligence Riddle

Hint:
Divorced.
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A Happy Man Riddle

Hint:
Who cares?
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Laundromat Women Riddle

Hint:
Women who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you
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Women With The Smallest Feet

Hint:
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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PMS Riddle

Hint:
Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
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Married And Single Women Riddle

Hint:
Single women come home, see whats in the fridge and go to bed. Married women see whats in the bed and go to the fridge.
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Hiring A Chef Riddle

Hint:
Why shouldn't you hire a midget chef?
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Epileptic Chef Riddle

Hint:
Seizure salad.
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A Shot Of Everclear Riddle

Hint:
Both of them make men start talking nonsense!
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Zebras And Michael Jackson Riddle

Hint:
They can't decide whether to be black or white!
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Simba And O.J Riddle

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One's an African lion the other a lyin African!
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A Couch And A Mexican

Hint:
A couch can support a family
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Lawyers And Trampolines

Hint:
You take off your shoes to jump on a trampoline!
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1. Why did the tomato turn red with anger? Because it saw the salad dressing squeeze itself all over its baby lettuce leaves.

2. Why did the grape get into a fight with the apple? Because they couldn't agree on whether their juice was going to be fermented or not.

3. Why did the raisin refuse to attend the wine-tasting party? Because it was already feeling too dry.

4. Why did the cucumber get scared in the fridge? Because it saw the dill pickle taking care of business with the other veggies.

5. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get a better look at the hot cross bun on the other side.

6. Why did the carrot go to the doctor? Because it was feeling a little peckish.

7. Why did the coffee go to the police station? Because it wanted to report a mugging.

8. Why did the lemon get depressed? Because it couldn't find anyone to share its zestful spirit with.

9. Why did the apple get fired from its job? Because it was always trying to squash the competition.

10. What did one bean say to another bean? "Let's get out of this can. It's pretty humid in here."
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