Psychoanalysis For Men Riddle
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When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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A Woman's Appearance Riddle
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Lost Intelligence Riddle
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A Happy Man Riddle
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Laundromat Women Riddle
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Women who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Women With The Smallest Feet
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It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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PMS Riddle
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Married And Single Women Riddle
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Single women come home, see whats in the fridge and go to bed. Married women see whats in the bed and go to the fridge. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Hiring A Chef Riddle
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Epileptic Chef Riddle
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A Shot Of Everclear Riddle
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Zebras And Michael Jackson Riddle
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Simba And O.J Riddle
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A Couch And A Mexican
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Lawyers And Trampolines
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1. Why did the tomato turn red with anger? Because it saw the salad dressing squeeze itself all over its baby lettuce leaves.
2. Why did the grape get into a fight with the apple? Because they couldn't agree on whether their juice was going to be fermented or not.
3. Why did the raisin refuse to attend the wine-tasting party? Because it was already feeling too dry.
4. Why did the cucumber get scared in the fridge? Because it saw the dill pickle taking care of business with the other veggies.
5. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get a better look at the hot cross bun on the other side.
6. Why did the carrot go to the doctor? Because it was feeling a little peckish.
7. Why did the coffee go to the police station? Because it wanted to report a mugging.
8. Why did the lemon get depressed? Because it couldn't find anyone to share its zestful spirit with.
9. Why did the apple get fired from its job? Because it was always trying to squash the competition.
10. What did one bean say to another bean? "Let's get out of this can. It's pretty humid in here."
1. Why did the tomato turn red with anger? Because it saw the salad dressing squeeze itself all over its baby lettuce leaves.
2. Why did the grape get into a fight with the apple? Because they couldn't agree on whether their juice was going to be fermented or not.
3. Why did the raisin refuse to attend the wine-tasting party? Because it was already feeling too dry.
4. Why did the cucumber get scared in the fridge? Because it saw the dill pickle taking care of business with the other veggies.
5. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get a better look at the hot cross bun on the other side.
6. Why did the carrot go to the doctor? Because it was feeling a little peckish.
7. Why did the coffee go to the police station? Because it wanted to report a mugging.
8. Why did the lemon get depressed? Because it couldn't find anyone to share its zestful spirit with.
9. Why did the apple get fired from its job? Because it was always trying to squash the competition.
10. What did one bean say to another bean? "Let's get out of this can. It's pretty humid in here."