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1. What do you call a shark with a PhD? A doctor jaws!
2. Why did the shark buy a toothbrush? To brush up on his dental hygiene!
3. What do you get when you cross a shark with a snowman? Frostbite!
4. Why did the shark cross the ocean? To get to the other tide!
5. How do sharks stay in shape? They do fintess!
6. What do you call a shark that always makes the wrong decisions? A bad sharker!
7. How do sharks listen to music? They use their jaws-ic system!
8. Why don't sharks live on land? Because they can't sea themselves doing so!
9. What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish? This tastes funny!
10. Why don't sharks like fast food? Because they can't catch it!
11. What did the shark say when he saw the surfer on his board? What a good board-tner!
12. How do you know if a shark is nocturnal? It's always up for a night bite!
13. What did the shark say when his friend complimented him on his new teeth? Thanks, I got them on sale!
14. Why do sharks make terrible therapists? They always advise to just keep swimming!
15. What do you call a shark who loves to play guitar? Jaws-ician!
16. Why are sharks so bad at cards? They always have a fin above the rest!
17. What do you call a group of sharks playing instruments together? A Jaws Band!
18. What did the shark say when he was asked to join a dance competition? I'll give it my best fin-t!
19. Why don't sharks drive cars? Because they can't reach the pedals!
20. What did the shark say to the camera crew? Smile, you're on shark-tail camera!
21. Why don't sharks have friends on social media? Because they don't like to be tagged!
22. What's a shark's favorite type of sandwich? Peanut butter and jellyfish!
23. How do sharks communicate with each other? They use fin-ger signals!
24. What did the shark say when he tasted the octopus? Wow, that was a tenta-killer meal!
25. Why did the shark get a job at the bank? He wanted to be a loan shark!
26. What did the shark say to his best friend? You're my chums for life!
27. Why did the shark cross the road twice? To prove he wasn't a chicken!
28. What's a shark's favorite type of candy? Jawbreakers!
29. Why did the shark become a musician? He wanted to be able to play scales!
30. What do you call a shark that's good at math? A fin-ancial expert!
31. Why did the shark go to the gym? To work on his jaws-ercises!
32. What did the shark say to the seagull? Stop stealing my lunch!
33. Why don't sharks wear watches? They don't really watch time, they just live their lives on their own schedule!
34. What do you call a shark that's always telling jokes? A clown-fish!
35. Why don't sharks play hide-and-seek in groups? Because no one can really hide that well!
36. What did the confused shark say? I'm having a fishtastic time!
37. Why did the shark buy a boat? To go on a jaws-cruise!
38. What kind of iPhone does a shark use? A toothbrush!
39. Why can't sharks keep secrets? Because they're always casting them out!
40. What do you call a shark that's afraid of water? A shark-ophobe!
41. Why did the shark blush? Because he saw the ocean's bottom!
42. What's a shark's favorite Rocky movie? Jaws IV!
43. Why do sharks like to eat seals? They're the perfect meal-seal!
44. What did the shark say when he saw the submarine? Looks like we've got a new chew toy!
45. Why don't sharks play golf? They can never seem to hit the shark!
46. What do you call a shark that's really fast? A cheetah-shark!
47. What did the shark say to the crab? Just crab it and go!
48. How do you know a shark is happy? When it's a-jaws-ing!
49. Why did the shark break up with his girlfriend? She was too clingy!
50. What do you call a shark that's always showing off? A show-boat!
1. What do you call a shark with a PhD? A doctor jaws!
2. Why did the shark buy a toothbrush? To brush up on his dental hygiene!
3. What do you get when you cross a shark with a snowman? Frostbite!
4. Why did the shark cross the ocean? To get to the other tide!
5. How do sharks stay in shape? They do fintess!
6. What do you call a shark that always makes the wrong decisions? A bad sharker!
7. How do sharks listen to music? They use their jaws-ic system!
8. Why don't sharks live on land? Because they can't sea themselves doing so!
9. What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish? This tastes funny!
10. Why don't sharks like fast food? Because they can't catch it!
11. What did the shark say when he saw the surfer on his board? What a good board-tner!
12. How do you know if a shark is nocturnal? It's always up for a night bite!
13. What did the shark say when his friend complimented him on his new teeth? Thanks, I got them on sale!
14. Why do sharks make terrible therapists? They always advise to just keep swimming!
15. What do you call a shark who loves to play guitar? Jaws-ician!
16. Why are sharks so bad at cards? They always have a fin above the rest!
17. What do you call a group of sharks playing instruments together? A Jaws Band!
18. What did the shark say when he was asked to join a dance competition? I'll give it my best fin-t!
19. Why don't sharks drive cars? Because they can't reach the pedals!
20. What did the shark say to the camera crew? Smile, you're on shark-tail camera!
21. Why don't sharks have friends on social media? Because they don't like to be tagged!
22. What's a shark's favorite type of sandwich? Peanut butter and jellyfish!
23. How do sharks communicate with each other? They use fin-ger signals!
24. What did the shark say when he tasted the octopus? Wow, that was a tenta-killer meal!
25. Why did the shark get a job at the bank? He wanted to be a loan shark!
26. What did the shark say to his best friend? You're my chums for life!
27. Why did the shark cross the road twice? To prove he wasn't a chicken!
28. What's a shark's favorite type of candy? Jawbreakers!
29. Why did the shark become a musician? He wanted to be able to play scales!
30. What do you call a shark that's good at math? A fin-ancial expert!
31. Why did the shark go to the gym? To work on his jaws-ercises!
32. What did the shark say to the seagull? Stop stealing my lunch!
33. Why don't sharks wear watches? They don't really watch time, they just live their lives on their own schedule!
34. What do you call a shark that's always telling jokes? A clown-fish!
35. Why don't sharks play hide-and-seek in groups? Because no one can really hide that well!
36. What did the confused shark say? I'm having a fishtastic time!
37. Why did the shark buy a boat? To go on a jaws-cruise!
38. What kind of iPhone does a shark use? A toothbrush!
39. Why can't sharks keep secrets? Because they're always casting them out!
40. What do you call a shark that's afraid of water? A shark-ophobe!
41. Why did the shark blush? Because he saw the ocean's bottom!
42. What's a shark's favorite Rocky movie? Jaws IV!
43. Why do sharks like to eat seals? They're the perfect meal-seal!
44. What did the shark say when he saw the submarine? Looks like we've got a new chew toy!
45. Why don't sharks play golf? They can never seem to hit the shark!
46. What do you call a shark that's really fast? A cheetah-shark!
47. What did the shark say to the crab? Just crab it and go!
48. How do you know a shark is happy? When it's a-jaws-ing!
49. Why did the shark break up with his girlfriend? She was too clingy!
50. What do you call a shark that's always showing off? A show-boat!