Post Your Simile Riddles Puns Below
Can you come up with a cool, funny or clever Simile Riddles of your own? Post it below (without the answer) to see if you can stump our users.
1.
I tried to catch some fog earlier, but it slipped through my fingers like a bad pun.
2.
She was as chatty as a parrot in a room full of mirrors.
3.
He was as sharp as a needle, but only when he spoke.
4.
She was as cool as a snowman in sunglasses.
5.
He was as easy-going as a beachball in a breeze.
6.
She was as jittery as a mosquito in a bug zapper factory.
7.
He was as nimble as a spider on a web, but only when he danced.
8.
She was as busy as a bee in a honeycomb, but only when she was avoiding work.
9.
He was as sneaky as a snake in a game of charades.
10.
She was as bright as a shooting star, but only when she was thinking.
11.
He was as loud as a thunderstorm, but only when he was snoring.
12.
She was as sweet as a cupcake, but only when she was being bribed.
13.
He was as dry as a desert, but only when he was telling jokes.
14.
She was as bouncy as a kangaroo in a trampoline park.
15.
He was as slippery as an eel in a bathtub.
16.
She was as flighty as a butterfly, but only when she was running late.
17.
He was as surly as a bear in a bad mood.
18.
She was as flaky as a croissant, but only when she was procrastinating.
19.
He was as persistent as a mosquito in your bedroom.
20.
She was as perky as a bunny on a sugar high.
21.
He was as smooth as a milkshake, but only when he was flirting.
22.
She was as spunky as a cheerleader, but only when she was winning.
23.
He was as stubborn as a mule, but only when he was wrong.
24.
She was as frisky as a kitten, but only when she was feeling mischievous.
25.
He was as crunchy as a potato chip, but only when he was eating.
26.
She was as jumpy as a grasshopper, but only when she was nervous.
27.
He was as serious as a heart attack, but only when he was scolding.
28.
She was as bubbly as a hot tub, but only when she was happy.
29.
He was as smooth as a pickpocket, but only when he was stealing hearts.
30.
She was as fuzzy as a caterpillar, but only when she was sleepy.
31.
He was as hard-headed as a rock, but only when he was stubborn.
32.
She was as feisty as a firecracker, but only when she was riled up.
33.
He was as thick as a brick, but only when he was slow.
34.
She was as radiant as a sunrise, but only when she was happy.
35.
He was as hilarious as a clown in a car, but only when he was telling jokes.
36.
She was as perceptive as a cat on a windowsill, but only when she was curious.
37.
He was as hot-headed as a volcano, but only when he was angry.
38.
She was as quick as a fox, but only when she was being sneaky.
39.
He was as dull as dishwater, but only when he was bored.
40.
She was as graceful as a swan, but only when she was dancing.
41.
He was as smooth as a saxophone, but only when he was playing music.
42.
She was as curious as a monkey in a tree, but only when she was learning.
43.
He was as witty as a stand-up comedian, but only when he was making jokes.
44.
She was as optimistic as a rainbow after a storm, but only when she was hopeful.
45.
He was as gentle as a lamb, but only when he was being kind.
46.
She was as righteous as a judge in a courtroom, but only when she was serious.
47.
He was as persistent as a dog with a bone, but only when he was determined.
48.
She was as mischievous as a cat with a mouse, but only when she was playful.
49.
He was as spontaneous as a jack-in-the-box, but only when he was surprising.
50.
She was as wise as an owl, but only when she was giving advice.
1.
I tried to catch some fog earlier, but it slipped through my fingers like a bad pun.
2.
She was as chatty as a parrot in a room full of mirrors.
3.
He was as sharp as a needle, but only when he spoke.
4.
She was as cool as a snowman in sunglasses.
5.
He was as easy-going as a beachball in a breeze.
6.
She was as jittery as a mosquito in a bug zapper factory.
7.
He was as nimble as a spider on a web, but only when he danced.
8.
She was as busy as a bee in a honeycomb, but only when she was avoiding work.
9.
He was as sneaky as a snake in a game of charades.
10.
She was as bright as a shooting star, but only when she was thinking.
11.
He was as loud as a thunderstorm, but only when he was snoring.
12.
She was as sweet as a cupcake, but only when she was being bribed.
13.
He was as dry as a desert, but only when he was telling jokes.
14.
She was as bouncy as a kangaroo in a trampoline park.
15.
He was as slippery as an eel in a bathtub.
16.
She was as flighty as a butterfly, but only when she was running late.
17.
He was as surly as a bear in a bad mood.
18.
She was as flaky as a croissant, but only when she was procrastinating.
19.
He was as persistent as a mosquito in your bedroom.
20.
She was as perky as a bunny on a sugar high.
21.
He was as smooth as a milkshake, but only when he was flirting.
22.
She was as spunky as a cheerleader, but only when she was winning.
23.
He was as stubborn as a mule, but only when he was wrong.
24.
She was as frisky as a kitten, but only when she was feeling mischievous.
25.
He was as crunchy as a potato chip, but only when he was eating.
26.
She was as jumpy as a grasshopper, but only when she was nervous.
27.
He was as serious as a heart attack, but only when he was scolding.
28.
She was as bubbly as a hot tub, but only when she was happy.
29.
He was as smooth as a pickpocket, but only when he was stealing hearts.
30.
She was as fuzzy as a caterpillar, but only when she was sleepy.
31.
He was as hard-headed as a rock, but only when he was stubborn.
32.
She was as feisty as a firecracker, but only when she was riled up.
33.
He was as thick as a brick, but only when he was slow.
34.
She was as radiant as a sunrise, but only when she was happy.
35.
He was as hilarious as a clown in a car, but only when he was telling jokes.
36.
She was as perceptive as a cat on a windowsill, but only when she was curious.
37.
He was as hot-headed as a volcano, but only when he was angry.
38.
She was as quick as a fox, but only when she was being sneaky.
39.
He was as dull as dishwater, but only when he was bored.
40.
She was as graceful as a swan, but only when she was dancing.
41.
He was as smooth as a saxophone, but only when he was playing music.
42.
She was as curious as a monkey in a tree, but only when she was learning.
43.
He was as witty as a stand-up comedian, but only when he was making jokes.
44.
She was as optimistic as a rainbow after a storm, but only when she was hopeful.
45.
He was as gentle as a lamb, but only when he was being kind.
46.
She was as righteous as a judge in a courtroom, but only when she was serious.
47.
He was as persistent as a dog with a bone, but only when he was determined.
48.
She was as mischievous as a cat with a mouse, but only when she was playful.
49.
He was as spontaneous as a jack-in-the-box, but only when he was surprising.
50.
She was as wise as an owl, but only when she was giving advice.