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1. What do you call a skeleton that can’t go out in the sun? A bony-phobe.
2. Why did the skeleton go to the barbecue? To get a spare rib.
3. What did the skeleton say when he went to the party? Bone-appetit!
4. Why couldn't the skeleton go to prom? He had nobody to dance with.
5. How did the skeleton know it was going to rain? He could feel it in his bones.
6. What do skeletons say before a meal? Bone-appetit.
7. What did the skeleton say to the bartender? I need a beer and a mop.
8. Why was the skeleton sad when he went to the party? He had no body to dance with.
9. What did the skeleton say to his girlfriend? I love every bone in your body.
10. What did the skeleton say to the bartender when he asked for a drink? Just give me a beer, I don't have the stomach for anything else.
11. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
12. What do you call a group of dancing skeletons? The bone-anza.
13. Why did the skeleton go to the doctor? He was feeling bone-tired.
14. What’s a skeleton’s favorite musical instrument? The trom-bone.
15. What do you call a skeleton snake? A verte-brazen serpent.
16. What do you call a skeleton who is always late? Bonely.
17. What do you call a skeleton who won’t leave you alone? A skeletal hand.
18. Why did the skeleton burp? Because it didn't have the guts to fart.
19. What do you call a skeleton who won’t eat anything? A bone-appetizer.
20. What do you call a skeleton that is always making jokes? A funny-bone.
21. Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He couldn't find anyone to marrow.
22. What do you call a skeleton that is always changing? A trans-bone.
23. What’s a skeleton's favorite dance move? The pelvic bone-drop.
24. What does a skeleton use to call his friends? The telebone.
25. Why did the skeleton go to the beach? To get a suntan and a calcium fix.
26. What do you call a skeleton with a bad attitude? A grumblybones.
27. Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.
28. What do you call a skeleton pirate? Captain Skully.
29. How do skeletons get their mail delivered? By the bony express.
30. What do you call a skeleton that’s afraid of dogs? A bow-bone-phobe.
31. Why don’t skeletons like to watch horror movies? They know all the plot twists.
32. What do you call a group of insane skeletons? The crazy-bones.
33. What do you call a skeleton that’s always borrowing money? A bone-fide borrower.
34. Why did the skeleton go to the monster movie? To see if he could scare up some calcium.
35. What do you call a skeleton with a broken arm? Bone-broken.
36. Why couldn’t the skeleton get a date to the Halloween party? He was just too bony.
37. What do you call a polite skeleton? "Bone your pardon."
38. Why do skeletons always win at poker? Because their face never changes.
39. What do skeletons wear to bed? Pajama-bones.
40. What do you call a skeleton who is always trying to start a fight? A bonehead.
41. What do you call a skeleton with a job? A work-bone.
42. What did the skeleton say when he got a haircut? "Bone to be wild!"
43. What do you call a skeleton who loves music? A xylobone player.
44. What do you call a skeleton that can’t make up his mind? Indecisi-bone.
45. Why was the skeleton good at comedy? He had a funny bone.
46. What do you call a skeleton in a suit? Bone Businessman.
47. How do skeletons drink their coffee? They drink it through their osseous membrane.
48. What do you call a skeleton without a sense of humor? A dried-up bone.
49. What do you call a can of soda that’s been left in the sun too long? A skeleton in a can.
50. Why did the skeleton go to the party by himself? He had no-body to go with.
1. What do you call a skeleton that can’t go out in the sun? A bony-phobe.
2. Why did the skeleton go to the barbecue? To get a spare rib.
3. What did the skeleton say when he went to the party? Bone-appetit!
4. Why couldn't the skeleton go to prom? He had nobody to dance with.
5. How did the skeleton know it was going to rain? He could feel it in his bones.
6. What do skeletons say before a meal? Bone-appetit.
7. What did the skeleton say to the bartender? I need a beer and a mop.
8. Why was the skeleton sad when he went to the party? He had no body to dance with.
9. What did the skeleton say to his girlfriend? I love every bone in your body.
10. What did the skeleton say to the bartender when he asked for a drink? Just give me a beer, I don't have the stomach for anything else.
11. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
12. What do you call a group of dancing skeletons? The bone-anza.
13. Why did the skeleton go to the doctor? He was feeling bone-tired.
14. What’s a skeleton’s favorite musical instrument? The trom-bone.
15. What do you call a skeleton snake? A verte-brazen serpent.
16. What do you call a skeleton who is always late? Bonely.
17. What do you call a skeleton who won’t leave you alone? A skeletal hand.
18. Why did the skeleton burp? Because it didn't have the guts to fart.
19. What do you call a skeleton who won’t eat anything? A bone-appetizer.
20. What do you call a skeleton that is always making jokes? A funny-bone.
21. Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He couldn't find anyone to marrow.
22. What do you call a skeleton that is always changing? A trans-bone.
23. What’s a skeleton's favorite dance move? The pelvic bone-drop.
24. What does a skeleton use to call his friends? The telebone.
25. Why did the skeleton go to the beach? To get a suntan and a calcium fix.
26. What do you call a skeleton with a bad attitude? A grumblybones.
27. Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.
28. What do you call a skeleton pirate? Captain Skully.
29. How do skeletons get their mail delivered? By the bony express.
30. What do you call a skeleton that’s afraid of dogs? A bow-bone-phobe.
31. Why don’t skeletons like to watch horror movies? They know all the plot twists.
32. What do you call a group of insane skeletons? The crazy-bones.
33. What do you call a skeleton that’s always borrowing money? A bone-fide borrower.
34. Why did the skeleton go to the monster movie? To see if he could scare up some calcium.
35. What do you call a skeleton with a broken arm? Bone-broken.
36. Why couldn’t the skeleton get a date to the Halloween party? He was just too bony.
37. What do you call a polite skeleton? "Bone your pardon."
38. Why do skeletons always win at poker? Because their face never changes.
39. What do skeletons wear to bed? Pajama-bones.
40. What do you call a skeleton who is always trying to start a fight? A bonehead.
41. What do you call a skeleton with a job? A work-bone.
42. What did the skeleton say when he got a haircut? "Bone to be wild!"
43. What do you call a skeleton who loves music? A xylobone player.
44. What do you call a skeleton that can’t make up his mind? Indecisi-bone.
45. Why was the skeleton good at comedy? He had a funny bone.
46. What do you call a skeleton in a suit? Bone Businessman.
47. How do skeletons drink their coffee? They drink it through their osseous membrane.
48. What do you call a skeleton without a sense of humor? A dried-up bone.
49. What do you call a can of soda that’s been left in the sun too long? A skeleton in a can.
50. Why did the skeleton go to the party by himself? He had no-body to go with.