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1. Why did the snake become a magician? Because he could HISS-trick people!
2. What do you call a snake that works for the government? A civil serpENT!
3. How does a snake pay for his car? With VENOM-tary currency!
4. Why did the snake go to school? To learn hissss-tory, of course!
5. What do you call a snake that's a musician? A rap-tile!
6. Why did the snake go to the beach? To get a sSSSlendid tan!
7. What do you call a snake that's always on the computer? A Byte-cobra!
8. Why did the snake want to be a lawyer? To be a slither-ing advocate for justice!
9. What do you call a snake that's into fashion? A slithery trendsetter!
10. Why did the snake become a teacher? To help hiss students learn and grow!
11. What do you call a snake that's always late? A tardy pit viper!
12. Why did the snake become a poet? To hiss-terize people with his words!
13. What do you call a snake that's always tired? A con-STRIKE-ed!
14. Why did the snake like to go to the park? To enjoy nature's SSS-serenity!
15. What do you call a snake that's obsessed with cleanliness? A serpentine germaphobe!
16. Why did the snake start gardening? To make hissssss-terical improvements to his backyard!
17. What do you call a snake that's always watching TV? A couch cobra!
18. Why did the snake go on a diet? To sssss-shed some extra pounds!
19. What do you call a snake that's a fan of rock music? The Sssssnake Pit!
20. Why did the snake open a convenience store? To serve hissssss-terical snacks and drinks!
21. What do you call a snake that's always running? A marathon viper!
22. Why did the snake become a chef? To cook up some sss-serpent-ational meals!
23. What do you call a snake that's always on social media? A ssslither-influencer!
24. Why did the snake start a YouTube channel? To showcase his Sssss-sensational skills!
25. What do you call a snake that's really good at math? A pySgorithm!
26. Why did the snake start collecting stamps? To add some hissss-tory to his collection!
27. What do you call a snake that's really into puzzles? A sssss-snake-charmer!
28. Why did the snake become a photographer? To capture hisss-storic moments!
29. What do you call a snake that's always sneezing? A ssssnotty viper!
30. Why did the snake start a podcast? To share hissss-terical stories and insights!
31. What do you call a snake that's a fitness coach? A work-out adder!
32. Why did the snake become a doctor? To help ssssss-ick patients feel better!
33. What do you call a snake that's always organizing things? A hissss-stogrammer!
34. Why did the snake start a book club? To discuss hissss-torical literature with others!
35. What do you call a snake that's obsessed with the stock market? A serpentine-savvy investor!
36. Why did the snake become a comedian? To make people hissss-terically laugh!
37. What do you call a snake that's always daydreaming? A hiss-terical escape artist!
38. Why did the snake start a blog? To share hissss-terical stories and opinions with others!
39. What do you call a snake that's really into astrology? A sssssnake-o-scope!
40. Why did the snake start a charity? To help out those that are hisssstorically underprivileged!
41. What do you call a snake that's always talking? A hiss-terical chatterbox!
42. Why did the snake start a restaurant? To serve hissssterical food!
43. What do you call a snake that's really good at driving? A viper-licious chauffeur!
44. Why did the snake become a fashion designer? To make stylish hissss-story!
45. What do you call a snake that's really good at trivia? An amphissss-ter of knowledge!
46. Why did the snake start a YouTube channel featuring his pets? To show off hissssss amazing snakes!
47. What do you call a snake that's always working out? A muscle-bound adder!
48. Why did the snake become an artist? To hissss-terize the world with his talent!
49. What do you call a snake that's always baking? A hisssss-terical chef!
50. Why did the snake start a business selling bracelets? To slither some bracelets on hisssss customers!
1. Why did the snake become a magician? Because he could HISS-trick people!
2. What do you call a snake that works for the government? A civil serpENT!
3. How does a snake pay for his car? With VENOM-tary currency!
4. Why did the snake go to school? To learn hissss-tory, of course!
5. What do you call a snake that's a musician? A rap-tile!
6. Why did the snake go to the beach? To get a sSSSlendid tan!
7. What do you call a snake that's always on the computer? A Byte-cobra!
8. Why did the snake want to be a lawyer? To be a slither-ing advocate for justice!
9. What do you call a snake that's into fashion? A slithery trendsetter!
10. Why did the snake become a teacher? To help hiss students learn and grow!
11. What do you call a snake that's always late? A tardy pit viper!
12. Why did the snake become a poet? To hiss-terize people with his words!
13. What do you call a snake that's always tired? A con-STRIKE-ed!
14. Why did the snake like to go to the park? To enjoy nature's SSS-serenity!
15. What do you call a snake that's obsessed with cleanliness? A serpentine germaphobe!
16. Why did the snake start gardening? To make hissssss-terical improvements to his backyard!
17. What do you call a snake that's always watching TV? A couch cobra!
18. Why did the snake go on a diet? To sssss-shed some extra pounds!
19. What do you call a snake that's a fan of rock music? The Sssssnake Pit!
20. Why did the snake open a convenience store? To serve hissssss-terical snacks and drinks!
21. What do you call a snake that's always running? A marathon viper!
22. Why did the snake become a chef? To cook up some sss-serpent-ational meals!
23. What do you call a snake that's always on social media? A ssslither-influencer!
24. Why did the snake start a YouTube channel? To showcase his Sssss-sensational skills!
25. What do you call a snake that's really good at math? A pySgorithm!
26. Why did the snake start collecting stamps? To add some hissss-tory to his collection!
27. What do you call a snake that's really into puzzles? A sssss-snake-charmer!
28. Why did the snake become a photographer? To capture hisss-storic moments!
29. What do you call a snake that's always sneezing? A ssssnotty viper!
30. Why did the snake start a podcast? To share hissss-terical stories and insights!
31. What do you call a snake that's a fitness coach? A work-out adder!
32. Why did the snake become a doctor? To help ssssss-ick patients feel better!
33. What do you call a snake that's always organizing things? A hissss-stogrammer!
34. Why did the snake start a book club? To discuss hissss-torical literature with others!
35. What do you call a snake that's obsessed with the stock market? A serpentine-savvy investor!
36. Why did the snake become a comedian? To make people hissss-terically laugh!
37. What do you call a snake that's always daydreaming? A hiss-terical escape artist!
38. Why did the snake start a blog? To share hissss-terical stories and opinions with others!
39. What do you call a snake that's really into astrology? A sssssnake-o-scope!
40. Why did the snake start a charity? To help out those that are hisssstorically underprivileged!
41. What do you call a snake that's always talking? A hiss-terical chatterbox!
42. Why did the snake start a restaurant? To serve hissssterical food!
43. What do you call a snake that's really good at driving? A viper-licious chauffeur!
44. Why did the snake become a fashion designer? To make stylish hissss-story!
45. What do you call a snake that's really good at trivia? An amphissss-ter of knowledge!
46. Why did the snake start a YouTube channel featuring his pets? To show off hissssss amazing snakes!
47. What do you call a snake that's always working out? A muscle-bound adder!
48. Why did the snake become an artist? To hissss-terize the world with his talent!
49. What do you call a snake that's always baking? A hisssss-terical chef!
50. Why did the snake start a business selling bracelets? To slither some bracelets on hisssss customers!