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1. What do you call a snowman's kids? Chill-dren.

2. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite!

3. Why did the snowman refuse to go inside? Because it was afraid it would melt down!

4. Where do snowmen go to dance? The snowball!

5. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!

6. How do you catch a squirrel in the snow? Climb a tree and act like a nut!

7. What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes and icicles!

8. How do you know if a snowman has a cold? It sounds like he's wheezing (breezing)!

9. What do you call a snowman in the summer? A puddle!

10. Why don't snowmen ever marry? Because they always get cold feet!

11. What do you call an Eskimo who drives a sports car? A snowmobile mechanic!

12. How do you make a snowman run faster? Give him a viral cold!

13. What do you call a snowman's neighbor? Frosty relations!

14. What kind of math do snowmen love? Snow-culus!

15. Why do snowflakes like jewelry so much? Because they're always looking for a little ice!

16. What do snowmen use to take their temperature? An ice-thermometer!

17. What do you call a snowman with a glass eye? A chilly-willy!

18. Why did the snowman go to the doctor? He had a chilly ache!

19. What's the difference between a snowman and a snow-lady? Snowballs!

20. Why did the snowman break up with his girlfriend? She melted his heart!

21. What do you call a snowman with a broken leg? A snow-crutch!

22. Why did the snowman cross the road? To get to the other ice!

23. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!

24. What's a snowman's favorite snack? Ice cream sandwiches!

25. Why did the snowman put on its hat? To keep its cool!

26. What do you call a snowman with a carrot nose? A snowbunny!

27. Why don't snowmen tell jokes? They always flake out!

28. What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes and icicles!

29. What do you call a snowman's best friend? A snow-buddy!

30. What did the snowman say to the carrot? "You're the nose I've been looking for!"

31. Why did the snowman go to the gym? To work on his core-temperature!

32. What's a snowman's favorite animal? Chill-dren!

33. Why did the snowman refuse to wear gloves? They always snowve his fingers!

34. What do you call a snowman without a carrot nose? A snow-dummy!

35. What's the difference between a snowman and a snow-woman? Snowballs!

36. Why did the snowman go to the North Pole? He heard the snowfall was deeper there!

37. Why did the snowman go to the dentist? He had a frosty jaw!

38. What do snowmen like to drink? Ice-cold water!

39. What do you call a snowman in the desert? A mirage!

40. Why did the snowman have smelly feet? Because he wore snow-shoes!

41. What do you call an Italian snowman? A spaghetti westerner!

42. What do snowmen wear on their feet? Ice-skates!

43. Why did the snowman go to the beach? He wanted to catch some rays!

44. What do you call a group of snowmen? A snowscape!

45. What kind of snowman has a short attention span? A snow-flake!

46. What do you call a snowman with a top hat? A classy cold guy!

47. What's a snowman's favorite type of music? Ice-Bach!

48. Why did the snowman call his buddy? To chill out and discuss the weather!

49. What do snowmen serve at parties? Ice tea!

50. What's a snowman's favorite Christmas song? Ice-tide is coming to town!
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