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Keeping Pieces Of Paper Together

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Its a stapler
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Something Youll Find On A Desk

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Its a stapler
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Fill Me Up With Metal

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Stapler
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Pointed Fangs Riddle

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A stapler.
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1. What did the stapler say to the paper? "Let's get attached!"

2. Why did the stapler break up with the ruler? Because it was too long-distance.

3. How does a stapler communicate with a stapler remover? By sending a "click" message.

4. What did the frustrated stapler say to its owner? "I'm feeling jammed up."

5. Why did the stapler refuse to be used by the comedian? It couldn't handle the pun-ishing workload.

6. Why did the stapler go to the office supply store? To find its staparazzi.

7. How did the stapler bring some excitement to the dull office? By staging a staple-gun fight!

8. What did the stapler say when it was asked about its favorite band? "The Dropkick Staplers."

9. Why did the stapler keep making mistakes on important documents? It was having a staple attack.

10. What did the stapler say when it was given a promotion? "I've been stapled to the top!"

11. What did the stapler say when it encountered a stapler remover? "Don't un-staple me!"

12. Why did the stapler end up in the wrong department? It was an accidental staple case.

13. How did the stapler express its opinion on office politics? By stapling a protest sign to the bulletin board.

14. What did the stapler say when it was asked if it was happy with its job? "I'm just trying to staple things together."

15. Why did the stapler decide to join the office party planning committee? It wanted to make a big impression.

16. What did the stapler say when it was asked to help with the office move? "I'm ready to move mountains... of paperwork."

17. Why did the stapler refuse to staple important documents? It was having an existential staple crisis.

18. How did the stapler win over its coworkers? By being a staple piece of the team.

19. What did the stapler say when it was asked about its favorite movie? "The Staple of Perfection."

20. Why did the stapler get into a fight with the paper clip? Because the paper clip was trying to clip its wings.

21. What did the stapler say when it was asked about its favorite TV show? "Game of Staples."

22. Why did the stapler feel bad for the hole puncher? Because the hole puncher was feeling punched out.

23. What did the stapler say when it was asked about its favorite book? "The Staple-Finder."

24. Why did the stapler go to the doctor? It was feeling a little staple sack.

25. What did the stapler say when it was asked what it wanted for Christmas? "A Merry Staple-ing!"

26. Why did the stapler have a crush on the scissors? Because the scissors were a cut above the rest.

27. What did the stapler say when it was given a difficult task? "I'll give it a staple shot!"

28. Why did the stapler go to the gym? It wanted to work on its staple strength.

29. What did the stapler say when it was asked why it was so quiet? "I'm just a little stapled up."

30. Why did the stapler feel bad for the highlighter? Because the highlighter was feeling faded.

31. What did the stapler say when it was asked about its favorite vacation spot? "Staples Center."

32. Why did the stapler decide to take up yoga? It wanted to master the art of staple balance.

33. What did the stapler say when it was asked if it wanted to go out after work? "I can't, I'm stapled to my desk!"

34. Why did the stapler feel bad for the pencil? Because the pencil was feeling leaden.

35. What did the stapler say when it was asked about its favorite pizza topping? "Pepper-staple-roni."

36. Why did the stapler feel bad for the rubber band? Because the rubber band was feeling stretched thin.

37. What did the stapler say when it encountered a paper clip that was too big? "Clip off more than you can chew?"

38. Why did the stapler feel bad for the eraser? Because the eraser was feeling rubbed out.

39. What did the stapler say when it was asked if it wanted a vacation? "I could use a little staplecation!"

40. Why did the stapler feel bad for the post-it note? Because the post-it note was feeling stuck.

41. What did the stapler say when it was asked about its favorite fruit? "Stapled apples."

42. Why did the stapler go to therapy? It was having trouble with its staple-esteem.

43. What did the stapler say when it was asked about its favorite drink? "Staple-uccino."

44. Why did the stapler feel bad for the tape dispenser? Because the tape dispenser was feeling un-stick-able.

45. What did the stapler say when it was asked about its favorite song? "Uptown Staple."

46. Why did the stapler feel bad for the marker? Because the marker was feeling dried up.

47. What did the stapler say when it was asked about its favorite color? "Staple gray."

48. Why did the stapler feel bad for the hole puncher? Because the hole puncher was feeling like a big zero.

49. What did the stapler say when it was asked about its favorite meal? "Staple-ade and ham sandwich, please."

50. Why did the stapler feel bad for the calculator? Because the calculator was feeling like it needed to take a number 2.
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