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1. What do you call a Jedi who loves to garden? A green-saber!
2. Why did the AT-AT go to the doctor? Because it had a case of the "heavies."
3. What did the Wookie say when he sat on a tack? "Chewie!"
4. How do Ewoks communicate in the forest? With their tree-lepathy!
5. What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say to the bartender? "I'll have a gin-and-jinni!"
6. Why did Darth Vader visit the dentist? To get his cavity search!
7. What did Yoda say when he saw the movie that bombed at the box office? "Bad it was, mmh."
8. What do you call a Sith Lord who loves to knit? Darth Mater!
9. Why did the TIE fighter pilot get a ticket? He was flying too close to the Darth side!
10. How did Chewbacca feel about the stormtrooper who stole his lunch? Wookiee-rookied!
11. Why did Luke Skywalker refuse to eat his vegetables? Because they were too Dagobah-ble!
12. What do you call a droid that takes a long time to deliver a message? A slow D-2 unit!
13. How many Sith Lords does it take to change a light bulb? Two – one to screw it in, and one to "Force" it!
14. What did Han Solo say when he found out that Princess Leia was pregnant? "I have a bad feeling about this."
15. Why did the Jawa go to the beach? To enjoy some Sand People!
16. What did Anakin Skywalker say when he found out he was going to be a father? "I find your lack of sleep disturbing."
17. Why did the Jedi cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
18. What do you call a Chewbacca who loves to surf? A Wookiee-boarder!
19. How did R2-D2 feel when he went through the car wash? Clean-a-droid!
20. What did Jabba the Hutt say to the pizza guy? "Mmm.. I love a good Huttsa-pie!"
21. Why did the Ewok go to the doctor? Because he had a case of the furry tails!
22. What do you call a droid who likes to play basketball? Ar-2-Dunk-o!
23. How did Luke Skywalker feel when he lost his hand in a lightsaber battle? He was a little Dis-Armed!
24. What did the Stormtrooper say when he finally hit his target? "I nailed it!"
25. Why don't Jedi need credit cards? Because they always have "the force" to borrow!
26. What did Darth Vader say when he saw his wife after a long time? "I have missed you, my dear Lord."
27. What do you get when you cross an R2 unit with a watermelon? R2-D2-Melon!
28. What's a Jedi's favorite fruit? Obi-Wan Kananana!
29. Why did the droid cross the road? To get to the other circuit board!
30. What did C-3PO say when he saw a family of Wookiees? "Oh dear, I hope they aren't related."
31. Why did Han Solo break up with Princess Leia? Because she kept saying "I love Chew"
32. What do you call a Sith Lord's pet? A Darth Pet!
33. What did the Tusken Raider say to the pod racer? "You're sound-ing a bit Tusken up there!"
34. What did Luke Skywalker say when he won the lottery? "May the cash be with you!"
35. Why don't Ewoks play baseball? They can't find home plate!
36. What did Obi Wan Kenobi say to the clone trooper? "You are my clone, forsooth."
37. How did Darth Vader feel when he cut off Luke Skywalker's hand? A bit dis-arming.
38. What do you call a bounty hunter who loves to take selfies? Boba Selfie!
39. Why did the Jedi go to the bar? To celebrate May the 4th!
40. What did the droid say to the grumpy Wookiee? "Cheer up, don't be a rawrr-ty pants!"
41. Why did Yoda quit his job at the movie theater? He didn't like being a popcorn-stopper!
42. How do you know when a Sith Lord is lying? His pants are on fire!
43. What kind of car does Darth Vader drive? A Sithmobile!
44. Why did the Jawa go to the beach? To ditch his Jawa-coms!
45. What did the Jedi say to the stormtrooper who was trying to park his TIE fighter? "May the parking force be with you!"
46. Why did the Rancor cross the road? To get to the other side of Tatooine!
47. What do you call a joke in the Star Wars universe? A Dagobah-goggle!
48. What did the Jedi say to his sandwich? "I can feel your fillings!"
49. How did the droid express his love for the princess? He rewired his circuits to show hearts.
50. Why did the Ewok join the army? To become a fur-st responder!
1. What do you call a Jedi who loves to garden? A green-saber!
2. Why did the AT-AT go to the doctor? Because it had a case of the "heavies."
3. What did the Wookie say when he sat on a tack? "Chewie!"
4. How do Ewoks communicate in the forest? With their tree-lepathy!
5. What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say to the bartender? "I'll have a gin-and-jinni!"
6. Why did Darth Vader visit the dentist? To get his cavity search!
7. What did Yoda say when he saw the movie that bombed at the box office? "Bad it was, mmh."
8. What do you call a Sith Lord who loves to knit? Darth Mater!
9. Why did the TIE fighter pilot get a ticket? He was flying too close to the Darth side!
10. How did Chewbacca feel about the stormtrooper who stole his lunch? Wookiee-rookied!
11. Why did Luke Skywalker refuse to eat his vegetables? Because they were too Dagobah-ble!
12. What do you call a droid that takes a long time to deliver a message? A slow D-2 unit!
13. How many Sith Lords does it take to change a light bulb? Two – one to screw it in, and one to "Force" it!
14. What did Han Solo say when he found out that Princess Leia was pregnant? "I have a bad feeling about this."
15. Why did the Jawa go to the beach? To enjoy some Sand People!
16. What did Anakin Skywalker say when he found out he was going to be a father? "I find your lack of sleep disturbing."
17. Why did the Jedi cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
18. What do you call a Chewbacca who loves to surf? A Wookiee-boarder!
19. How did R2-D2 feel when he went through the car wash? Clean-a-droid!
20. What did Jabba the Hutt say to the pizza guy? "Mmm.. I love a good Huttsa-pie!"
21. Why did the Ewok go to the doctor? Because he had a case of the furry tails!
22. What do you call a droid who likes to play basketball? Ar-2-Dunk-o!
23. How did Luke Skywalker feel when he lost his hand in a lightsaber battle? He was a little Dis-Armed!
24. What did the Stormtrooper say when he finally hit his target? "I nailed it!"
25. Why don't Jedi need credit cards? Because they always have "the force" to borrow!
26. What did Darth Vader say when he saw his wife after a long time? "I have missed you, my dear Lord."
27. What do you get when you cross an R2 unit with a watermelon? R2-D2-Melon!
28. What's a Jedi's favorite fruit? Obi-Wan Kananana!
29. Why did the droid cross the road? To get to the other circuit board!
30. What did C-3PO say when he saw a family of Wookiees? "Oh dear, I hope they aren't related."
31. Why did Han Solo break up with Princess Leia? Because she kept saying "I love Chew"
32. What do you call a Sith Lord's pet? A Darth Pet!
33. What did the Tusken Raider say to the pod racer? "You're sound-ing a bit Tusken up there!"
34. What did Luke Skywalker say when he won the lottery? "May the cash be with you!"
35. Why don't Ewoks play baseball? They can't find home plate!
36. What did Obi Wan Kenobi say to the clone trooper? "You are my clone, forsooth."
37. How did Darth Vader feel when he cut off Luke Skywalker's hand? A bit dis-arming.
38. What do you call a bounty hunter who loves to take selfies? Boba Selfie!
39. Why did the Jedi go to the bar? To celebrate May the 4th!
40. What did the droid say to the grumpy Wookiee? "Cheer up, don't be a rawrr-ty pants!"
41. Why did Yoda quit his job at the movie theater? He didn't like being a popcorn-stopper!
42. How do you know when a Sith Lord is lying? His pants are on fire!
43. What kind of car does Darth Vader drive? A Sithmobile!
44. Why did the Jawa go to the beach? To ditch his Jawa-coms!
45. What did the Jedi say to the stormtrooper who was trying to park his TIE fighter? "May the parking force be with you!"
46. Why did the Rancor cross the road? To get to the other side of Tatooine!
47. What do you call a joke in the Star Wars universe? A Dagobah-goggle!
48. What did the Jedi say to his sandwich? "I can feel your fillings!"
49. How did the droid express his love for the princess? He rewired his circuits to show hearts.
50. Why did the Ewok join the army? To become a fur-st responder!