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1. Why did the tea go to the party? Because it wanted to be oolong with its friends.
2. What do you call a herb that is always drinking tea? A peppermint sipper.
3. Why did the tea break up with its partner? Because it wanted to brew its own happiness.
4. What do you call a tea that is always nervous? Chamomile-a-lot.
5. What did the tea say when it was stuck in traffic? I hope I steepen soon!
6. Why did the tea refuse to go to the gym? Because it didn't want to strain its leaves.
7. What do you call a tea that takes a long time to brew? Sipping tardy.
8. Why did the tea go to the doctor? Because it was feeling steeped out.
9. What do you call a tea that doesn't want to be brewed in hot water? A cemeteary leaf.
10. Why did the tea go on a diet? Because it wanted to be steeped in skinny water.
11. What do you call a tea that loves to fly? Peerjet.
12. Why did the tea go to the beach? To get sweet-tea.
13. What do you call a tea that is always broke? Penniless pomegranate.
14. Why did the tea become an actor? To get steeped in fame.
15. What do you call a tea that is always in a rush? Hurray chai.
16. Why did the tea become a musician? It had a tea-riffic voice.
17. What do you call a tea that is always grumpy? Peppermint pattie.
18. Why did the tea marry a biscuit? To have a tea-rific life.
19. What do you call a tea that forms a foam on top? Creamy camomile.
20. Why did the tea go on a date with the coffee? To steam up the conversation.
21. What do you call a tea that always forgets things? Memory-lapse brew.
22. Why did the tea go to college? To steep up its knowledge.
23. What do you call a tea that loves to dance? Chai-rade.
24. Why did the tea refuse to go to the library? Because it was already steeped in knowledge.
25. What do you call a tea that is always sleepy? Drowsing dew.
26. Why did the tea go to the gym? To workout its steeples.
27. What do you call a tea that is always afraid of the dark? Night-tea-mare.
28. Why did the tea cross the road? To get to the other steep.
29. What do you call a tea that is always happy? Joyful jasmine.
30. Why did the tea go to the doctor for stomach ache? It had too much peppermint-ed milk.
31. What do you call a tea that is always running late? Timeless tea.
32. Why did the tea get a job as a taxi driver? To steep up its income.
33. What do you call a tea that is always serious? Solemn sipper.
34. Why did the tea quit its job as a police officer? It didn't want to brew any more trouble.
35. What do you call a tea that loves to paint? Brushed oolong.
36. Why did the tea become a poet? To express its steeped emotions.
37. What do you call a tea that is always confused? Mixed-up mint.
38. Why did the tea decide to become a farmer? To grow its own steep.
39. What do you call a tea that is always happy to serve? Blushing barista.
40. Why did the tea go on a vacation? To steep away from its problems.
41. What do you call a tea that is always shiny? Glittery green.
42. Why did the tea become a comedian? To brew laughter.
43. What do you call a tea that is always angry? Fuming fruit.
44. Why did the tea take up meditation? To steep more mindfully.
45. What do you call a tea that is always fit? Gym-goer green.
46. Why did the tea take up painting? To mix its steep emotions.
47. What do you call a tea that is always on trend? Trendy tea.
48. Why did the tea refuse to watch scary movies? It didn't want to become steeped in fear.
49. What do you call a tea that loves to sing? High-steep harmony.
50. Why did the tea decide to become a detective? It loved a good tea-ster.
1. Why did the tea go to the party? Because it wanted to be oolong with its friends.
2. What do you call a herb that is always drinking tea? A peppermint sipper.
3. Why did the tea break up with its partner? Because it wanted to brew its own happiness.
4. What do you call a tea that is always nervous? Chamomile-a-lot.
5. What did the tea say when it was stuck in traffic? I hope I steepen soon!
6. Why did the tea refuse to go to the gym? Because it didn't want to strain its leaves.
7. What do you call a tea that takes a long time to brew? Sipping tardy.
8. Why did the tea go to the doctor? Because it was feeling steeped out.
9. What do you call a tea that doesn't want to be brewed in hot water? A cemeteary leaf.
10. Why did the tea go on a diet? Because it wanted to be steeped in skinny water.
11. What do you call a tea that loves to fly? Peerjet.
12. Why did the tea go to the beach? To get sweet-tea.
13. What do you call a tea that is always broke? Penniless pomegranate.
14. Why did the tea become an actor? To get steeped in fame.
15. What do you call a tea that is always in a rush? Hurray chai.
16. Why did the tea become a musician? It had a tea-riffic voice.
17. What do you call a tea that is always grumpy? Peppermint pattie.
18. Why did the tea marry a biscuit? To have a tea-rific life.
19. What do you call a tea that forms a foam on top? Creamy camomile.
20. Why did the tea go on a date with the coffee? To steam up the conversation.
21. What do you call a tea that always forgets things? Memory-lapse brew.
22. Why did the tea go to college? To steep up its knowledge.
23. What do you call a tea that loves to dance? Chai-rade.
24. Why did the tea refuse to go to the library? Because it was already steeped in knowledge.
25. What do you call a tea that is always sleepy? Drowsing dew.
26. Why did the tea go to the gym? To workout its steeples.
27. What do you call a tea that is always afraid of the dark? Night-tea-mare.
28. Why did the tea cross the road? To get to the other steep.
29. What do you call a tea that is always happy? Joyful jasmine.
30. Why did the tea go to the doctor for stomach ache? It had too much peppermint-ed milk.
31. What do you call a tea that is always running late? Timeless tea.
32. Why did the tea get a job as a taxi driver? To steep up its income.
33. What do you call a tea that is always serious? Solemn sipper.
34. Why did the tea quit its job as a police officer? It didn't want to brew any more trouble.
35. What do you call a tea that loves to paint? Brushed oolong.
36. Why did the tea become a poet? To express its steeped emotions.
37. What do you call a tea that is always confused? Mixed-up mint.
38. Why did the tea decide to become a farmer? To grow its own steep.
39. What do you call a tea that is always happy to serve? Blushing barista.
40. Why did the tea go on a vacation? To steep away from its problems.
41. What do you call a tea that is always shiny? Glittery green.
42. Why did the tea become a comedian? To brew laughter.
43. What do you call a tea that is always angry? Fuming fruit.
44. Why did the tea take up meditation? To steep more mindfully.
45. What do you call a tea that is always fit? Gym-goer green.
46. Why did the tea take up painting? To mix its steep emotions.
47. What do you call a tea that is always on trend? Trendy tea.
48. Why did the tea refuse to watch scary movies? It didn't want to become steeped in fear.
49. What do you call a tea that loves to sing? High-steep harmony.
50. Why did the tea decide to become a detective? It loved a good tea-ster.