Post Your Teeth Riddles Puns Below
Can you come up with a cool, funny or clever Teeth Riddles of your own? Post it below (without the answer) to see if you can stump our users.
1. When do dentists like to take a bite out of crime? When they're fighting tooth and nail!
2. Why did the tooth go to the dentist alone? It didn't want to share the cavity!
3. What do you call a vampire dentist? Fang-tastic!
4. What do you get when you cross a dentist and a boat? A tooth ferry!
5. Why did the banana go to the dentist? It had a peel-ing tooth!
6. What does a tooth fairy use as a mode of transportation? A floss-amobile!
7. Why was the toothbrush arrested? For having a brush with the law!
8. What do you call a group of teeth that sing? A toothbrush choir!
9. What do dentists like to do after a long day at work? Floss around!
10. How much does a pirate pay to get his teeth fixed? Two buccaneers!
11. What do you call it when a dentist takes a selfie? Toothie!
12. What's the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth-hurty!
13. How do you fix a broken tooth? With toothpaste!
14. Why do cows have bad teeth? Because they're always grazing!
15. Why did the snail go to the dentist? To get his teeth rooted!
16. What do you call a polar bear's teeth? Ice chompers!
17. What do you call a dentist who has been working for 30 years? A root canal veteran!
18. Why did the cookie go to the dentist? It had a tooth chocolate chip!
19. What's a dentist's favorite time of day? High noon-cleaning!
20. What do you call a tooth that's afraid to bite? A chicken incisor!
21. Why don't dentists like jokes about teeth? They're not very humerus!
22. What do you call a dentist's gold tooth? The filling of your dreams!
23. Why did the football player go to the dentist? To get his teeth alignment checked!
24. How do you fix a toothbrush? With bristle-up glue!
25. What do you call a beaver's teeth? Bite-sized lumber!
26. Why did the skeleton go to the dentist? To get a sense of his jawbone structure!
27. What's a dentist's favorite fruit? A crown-tas-ta!
28. Why did the magician go to the dentist? He had a cavity up his sleeve!
29. How many dentists does it take to change a light bulb? Three – one to do the extraction and two to swap out the veneers!
30. What do you call it when a tooth starts to dance? The boogie floss!
31. Why don't elephants use toothpaste? Their trunks are full of toothpaste when they drink from the river!
32. What do you call a dentist that loves music? A sym-floss-ionist!
33. Why did the grape go to the dentist? It had a problem with wine-ing!
34. What do you call a dwarf with a toothache? Grumpy molar!
35. Why did the chicken go to the dentist? To get tooth-egg-x-rays!
36. What do you call a dentist who fixes crooked teeth? A straighter-outer!
37. Why did the runner go to the dentist? To fix his gap-tooth-start!
38. What do you call a tooth that's had a cavity filled? A drill sergeant!
39. Why did the fireman go to the dentist? To put out the enamel on his teeth!
40. What do you call a tooth that's always late? A procrastinator!
41. Why didn't the clown go to the dentist? He was already filling in with all those jokes!
42. What does a tooth call a molar with a crown? Your majesty!
43. Why did the astronaut go to the dentist? He had a space cavity!
44. What's a dentist's favorite dance? The floss-o-reno!
45. Why did the violinist go to the dentist? To get her braces off before the concert!
46. What do you call a mystery about a stolen toothbrush? A brush with danger!
47. Why did the tap dancer go to the dentist? To put some sparkle in her smile!
48. What do you call a vampire who loves oral hygiene? A floss-feratu!
49. Why did the pool player go to the dentist? To get the cue-stick cleaning treatment!
50. What do you call a tooth that loves to dance? The root canal-boogie!
1. When do dentists like to take a bite out of crime? When they're fighting tooth and nail!
2. Why did the tooth go to the dentist alone? It didn't want to share the cavity!
3. What do you call a vampire dentist? Fang-tastic!
4. What do you get when you cross a dentist and a boat? A tooth ferry!
5. Why did the banana go to the dentist? It had a peel-ing tooth!
6. What does a tooth fairy use as a mode of transportation? A floss-amobile!
7. Why was the toothbrush arrested? For having a brush with the law!
8. What do you call a group of teeth that sing? A toothbrush choir!
9. What do dentists like to do after a long day at work? Floss around!
10. How much does a pirate pay to get his teeth fixed? Two buccaneers!
11. What do you call it when a dentist takes a selfie? Toothie!
12. What's the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth-hurty!
13. How do you fix a broken tooth? With toothpaste!
14. Why do cows have bad teeth? Because they're always grazing!
15. Why did the snail go to the dentist? To get his teeth rooted!
16. What do you call a polar bear's teeth? Ice chompers!
17. What do you call a dentist who has been working for 30 years? A root canal veteran!
18. Why did the cookie go to the dentist? It had a tooth chocolate chip!
19. What's a dentist's favorite time of day? High noon-cleaning!
20. What do you call a tooth that's afraid to bite? A chicken incisor!
21. Why don't dentists like jokes about teeth? They're not very humerus!
22. What do you call a dentist's gold tooth? The filling of your dreams!
23. Why did the football player go to the dentist? To get his teeth alignment checked!
24. How do you fix a toothbrush? With bristle-up glue!
25. What do you call a beaver's teeth? Bite-sized lumber!
26. Why did the skeleton go to the dentist? To get a sense of his jawbone structure!
27. What's a dentist's favorite fruit? A crown-tas-ta!
28. Why did the magician go to the dentist? He had a cavity up his sleeve!
29. How many dentists does it take to change a light bulb? Three – one to do the extraction and two to swap out the veneers!
30. What do you call it when a tooth starts to dance? The boogie floss!
31. Why don't elephants use toothpaste? Their trunks are full of toothpaste when they drink from the river!
32. What do you call a dentist that loves music? A sym-floss-ionist!
33. Why did the grape go to the dentist? It had a problem with wine-ing!
34. What do you call a dwarf with a toothache? Grumpy molar!
35. Why did the chicken go to the dentist? To get tooth-egg-x-rays!
36. What do you call a dentist who fixes crooked teeth? A straighter-outer!
37. Why did the runner go to the dentist? To fix his gap-tooth-start!
38. What do you call a tooth that's had a cavity filled? A drill sergeant!
39. Why did the fireman go to the dentist? To put out the enamel on his teeth!
40. What do you call a tooth that's always late? A procrastinator!
41. Why didn't the clown go to the dentist? He was already filling in with all those jokes!
42. What does a tooth call a molar with a crown? Your majesty!
43. Why did the astronaut go to the dentist? He had a space cavity!
44. What's a dentist's favorite dance? The floss-o-reno!
45. Why did the violinist go to the dentist? To get her braces off before the concert!
46. What do you call a mystery about a stolen toothbrush? A brush with danger!
47. Why did the tap dancer go to the dentist? To put some sparkle in her smile!
48. What do you call a vampire who loves oral hygiene? A floss-feratu!
49. Why did the pool player go to the dentist? To get the cue-stick cleaning treatment!
50. What do you call a tooth that loves to dance? The root canal-boogie!