Post Your Thanksgiving Riddles Puns Below
Can you come up with a cool, funny or clever Thanksgiving Riddles of your own? Post it below (without the answer) to see if you can stump our users.
1. Why did the turkey cross the road twice? To prove he wasn't a chicken!
2. What did the turkey say before it was roasted? "I'm stuffed!"
3. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a ghost? Poultrygeist!
4. Why did the cranberries turn red? Because they saw the turkey dressing!
5. What's the most musical part of the turkey? The drumsticks!
6. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo? A turkey that can pluck itself!
7. Why did the pilgrims sail to America? To get away from the Brussels sprouts!
8. What do you call a thanksgiving turkey in disguise? A Poultrygeist-in-chief!
9. Why did the turkey run away from the farmer's knife? Because he was afraid he'd be left in a stew!
10. What happens when you tell a turkey a joke? It goes gobble gobble!
11. Why did the pumpkin join the football team? Because it had a great squash!
12. What's a pumpkin's favorite sport? Squash!
13. What did the football say to the grandpa? "Throw me a bone!"
14. What did the turkey say to the football player? "Don't touch that white meat!"
15. What do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a football? A squash touchdown!
16. Why did the football coach go to culinary school? To learn how to tackle the souffle!
17. What do you call a turkey that plays music? A drumstick!
18. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a stick of butter? Poultry in motion!
19. Why did the turkey cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
20. What happens when you tell a bad thanksgiving joke? You get a cranberry look!
21. What do you call a pumpkin that's been pieced together? A Frankensquash!
22. Why did the turkey run into the football? Because it was trying to score a touchdown!
23. What do you call a turkey that plays in a rock band? Gobble-mania!
24. What did the pumpkin say to the turkey? "You don't butter me up like you used to!"
25. What did the football coach say to the mashed potatoes? "You're going to be a team player!"
26. What do you call a turkey that's on fire? Fowl play!
27. Why did the potatoes run away from the gravy? They were afraid they'd get mashed!
28. What do you call a turkey that's a comedian? A jokester-kurkey!
29. Why did the cranberry leave the dinner table? Because it was time to jam!
30. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a cheetah? Fast food!
31. Why did the pilgrim wear a belt made of ammunition? Because his pants kept falling down!
32. What do you call a turkey with a lot of feathers? A plumage to be!
33. Why did the mashed potatoes go to the party? To get smashed!
34. Why did the turkey cross the stream? To get to the giblet gravy!
35. What do you call a turkey with a big ego? The Big Gobble-teer!
36. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a pumpkin pie? A gobbling good dessert!
37. Why did the gravy get a ticket? Because it was too saucy!
38. What do you call a turkey that's been caught stealing? A gravy-thief!
39. Why did the cranberry refuse to toast the bread? It was afraid of getting jammed in the toaster!
40. What do you call a football that's been roasted with the turkey? A turkey touchdown!
41. Why did the pilgrim clean his musket at the dinner table? He wanted to be prepared for when the turkey got elusive!
42. What do you call a turkey that's had too much to drink? A gobble-no-good!
43. Why did the pumpkin go to space? To be a star!
44. What do you call a turkey that's really good at math? A gobble-geek!
45. Why did the cranberry go to the North Pole? To meet Santa-cranberry!
46. What do you call a football that's been mashed up with the potatoes? A team-tater touchdown!
47. Why did the pumpkin go to the party? To squash it off the bucket list!
48. What do you call a turkey that's been caught cheating? A fowl play-turkey!
49. Why did the gravy have a chip on its shoulder? Because it was too salty!
50. What do you call a turkey that's been in a car accident? A turkey-bender!
1. Why did the turkey cross the road twice? To prove he wasn't a chicken!
2. What did the turkey say before it was roasted? "I'm stuffed!"
3. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a ghost? Poultrygeist!
4. Why did the cranberries turn red? Because they saw the turkey dressing!
5. What's the most musical part of the turkey? The drumsticks!
6. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo? A turkey that can pluck itself!
7. Why did the pilgrims sail to America? To get away from the Brussels sprouts!
8. What do you call a thanksgiving turkey in disguise? A Poultrygeist-in-chief!
9. Why did the turkey run away from the farmer's knife? Because he was afraid he'd be left in a stew!
10. What happens when you tell a turkey a joke? It goes gobble gobble!
11. Why did the pumpkin join the football team? Because it had a great squash!
12. What's a pumpkin's favorite sport? Squash!
13. What did the football say to the grandpa? "Throw me a bone!"
14. What did the turkey say to the football player? "Don't touch that white meat!"
15. What do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a football? A squash touchdown!
16. Why did the football coach go to culinary school? To learn how to tackle the souffle!
17. What do you call a turkey that plays music? A drumstick!
18. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a stick of butter? Poultry in motion!
19. Why did the turkey cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
20. What happens when you tell a bad thanksgiving joke? You get a cranberry look!
21. What do you call a pumpkin that's been pieced together? A Frankensquash!
22. Why did the turkey run into the football? Because it was trying to score a touchdown!
23. What do you call a turkey that plays in a rock band? Gobble-mania!
24. What did the pumpkin say to the turkey? "You don't butter me up like you used to!"
25. What did the football coach say to the mashed potatoes? "You're going to be a team player!"
26. What do you call a turkey that's on fire? Fowl play!
27. Why did the potatoes run away from the gravy? They were afraid they'd get mashed!
28. What do you call a turkey that's a comedian? A jokester-kurkey!
29. Why did the cranberry leave the dinner table? Because it was time to jam!
30. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a cheetah? Fast food!
31. Why did the pilgrim wear a belt made of ammunition? Because his pants kept falling down!
32. What do you call a turkey with a lot of feathers? A plumage to be!
33. Why did the mashed potatoes go to the party? To get smashed!
34. Why did the turkey cross the stream? To get to the giblet gravy!
35. What do you call a turkey with a big ego? The Big Gobble-teer!
36. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a pumpkin pie? A gobbling good dessert!
37. Why did the gravy get a ticket? Because it was too saucy!
38. What do you call a turkey that's been caught stealing? A gravy-thief!
39. Why did the cranberry refuse to toast the bread? It was afraid of getting jammed in the toaster!
40. What do you call a football that's been roasted with the turkey? A turkey touchdown!
41. Why did the pilgrim clean his musket at the dinner table? He wanted to be prepared for when the turkey got elusive!
42. What do you call a turkey that's had too much to drink? A gobble-no-good!
43. Why did the pumpkin go to space? To be a star!
44. What do you call a turkey that's really good at math? A gobble-geek!
45. Why did the cranberry go to the North Pole? To meet Santa-cranberry!
46. What do you call a football that's been mashed up with the potatoes? A team-tater touchdown!
47. Why did the pumpkin go to the party? To squash it off the bucket list!
48. What do you call a turkey that's been caught cheating? A fowl play-turkey!
49. Why did the gravy have a chip on its shoulder? Because it was too salty!
50. What do you call a turkey that's been in a car accident? A turkey-bender!