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1. I asked my clock what time it was, but all it said was "can't talk right now, I'm a little tied up."



2. I told my watch to stop ticking so loudly, but it just told me to give it a second.



3. Why did the clock get mad at its own face? Because it was ticking it off.



4. I tried to tell time a joke, but it was too tick-lish to laugh.



5. When the hour hand met the minute hand, they were in love at first sight.



6. I once tried to make a clock out of a potato, but it just ended up being a little mashy.



7. Did you hear about the time travelers who went back to colonial America? They had the times of their lives.



8. I told my watch to stop being so dramatic, and it just wound down.



9. Did you hear about the clock that went on a diet? It just had a minute hand and lost a lot of weight.



10. The clock that was missing a second hand made up for it by being good at second chances.



11. Why did the clock go on a camping trip? To get back to its roots.



12. I asked my watch for the time, and it told me to hold my horses.



13. The watch who couldn't keep up with time was always behind.



14. When the clock went to the beach, it came back with a sand timer.



15. The time traveler who never wanted to come back ended up stuck in the past.



16. I asked the clock if it had any plans for the future, and it just kept ticking me no.



17. Did you hear about the watch that joined a band? It played rhythm guitar.



18. The hour hand asked the minute hand out to dinner, but they ended up just sharing a second.



19. I tried to teach my clock how to dance, but it just kept ticking the wrong time step.



20. The clock that was always running late was never able to catch up.



21. When the wristwatch went to the aquarium, it saw a school of fish hands.



22. Why did the grandfather clock take a nap in the middle of the day? It was tired of ticking.



23. I tried to ask my clock for directions, but it just told me to wait a minute.



24. When the wall clock got bored, it just hung around.



25. The alarm clock that was too excited for Monday always woke up on Sunday.



26. I told the clock to hurry up and make up its mind, but all it did was tick-tock about it.



27. The sundial that moonlighted as a flashlight was always a shining star.



28. Why did the pocket watch say it was the life of the party? Because it always had a good time.



29. The clock that was a superhero always saved the day on time.



30. I asked my clock for an extra hour of sleep, but all it did was snooze me.



31. When the digital clock got a new battery, it felt recharged.



32. The grandfather clock that taught a baby clock how to tell time was a great father figure.



33. I tried to teach a broken clock how to tell time again, but it was just a waste of seconds.



34. The watch that was always jumpy was never able to keep its cool.



35. When the time machine broke down, it was a ticking time bomb.



36. The clock that was always on vacation had all the time in the world.



37. I told my clock to stop being so dramatic, but it just wound down.



38. The stopwatch that was good at running laps never lost track of time.



39. When the alarm clock got a promotion, it felt like it had finally made it.



40. The wristwatch that had a bad hair day was always ticking people off.



41. I tried to prank my clock by setting it forward, but it just tick-tocked me back.



42. The grandfather clock that double-checked everything was never caught off guard.



43. Why did the watch break up with the alarm clock? Because the alarm clock never listened.



44. The digital clock that was good at math always knew what time it was.



45. When the sundial went on a cruise, it had a sundown to remember.



46. The clock that was good at multitasking always had a lot on its hands.



47. I told my clock that it was running out of time, and it just ticked me no.



48. The pocket watch that ran on batteries always had a spark.



49. When the wall clock went on vacation, it took the time to relax.



50. The alarm clock that was always late was never able to beat the snooze button.
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