Post Your Top 10 Riddles Puns Below
Can you come up with a cool, funny or clever Top 10 Riddles of your own? Post it below (without the answer) to see if you can stump our users.
1. What do you call a fake noodle? An im-pasta!
2. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
3. I'm reading a book on the history of glue - I just can't seem to put it down!
4. What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain!
5. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
6. I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already!
7. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
8. Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up.
9. Why don't oysters give to charity? Because they're shellfish.
10. I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.
1. What do you call a fake noodle? An im-pasta!
2. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
3. I'm reading a book on the history of glue - I just can't seem to put it down!
4. What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain!
5. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
6. I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already!
7. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
8. Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up.
9. Why don't oysters give to charity? Because they're shellfish.
10. I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.