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Towel Riddles & Answers
Whether a bath towel or paper towel, towels are so very useful for all of us and are little under-appreciated. Have you ever stayed in a budget hotel or motel and there were no towels? I hope not I wouldn't wish that on anyone! Like the saying goes you really don't miss something until it's gone. Keep that in mind while you browse the list of towel riddles our staff has put together, we've gathered them from all over the web and social media to put together the best collection for you.
Have fun and good luck solving! Don't forget to use the timer in the top right corner if you're looking to challenge yourself.
Find Me In A Bathroom Riddle
Im rectangular but Im not a kitchen table
Im usually made of cotton but Im not a T-shirt
I absorb water but Im not a sponge
Im sometimes used at a beach but Im not a bucket
Im found in a bathroom but Im not a toothbrush.
What is it?
Im usually made of cotton but Im not a T-shirt
I absorb water but Im not a sponge
Im sometimes used at a beach but Im not a bucket
Im found in a bathroom but Im not a toothbrush.
What is it?
Hint:
Drying Crying Tears Riddle
Hint:
The More It Gets Wet Riddle
You use this every day
Many times I would bet
The more that you get dry
The more that it gets wet.
What is it?
Many times I would bet
The more that you get dry
The more that it gets wet.
What is it?
Hint:
Bring Me To The Beach
You always bring me to the beach
So you dont have to lay on the sand
Then once youve been in the water
With drying you, I help lend a hand.
What could I be?
So you dont have to lay on the sand
Then once youve been in the water
With drying you, I help lend a hand.
What could I be?
Hint:
Make Sure You're Dry Riddle
You always make me get wet
But not because you make me cry
It is because my purpose
Is to ensure that you get dry.
What am I?
But not because you make me cry
It is because my purpose
Is to ensure that you get dry.
What am I?
Hint:
The Towel That's Never Dry
Hint:
Falling From A Tree Riddle
Hint:
Beach Paper Bath Riddle
Hint:
Marrying Snakes Riddle
Hint:
Red Shower Barn Riddle
Hint:
A Synonym Of Drag Riddle
Im a five letter word. Remove my last two letters and Im a synonym of drag. My second and third letters form an exclamation and my first and second letters are a homophone with a number. What am I?
Hint:
The Bathing Reporter Riddle
Hint:
Owl Bath Riddle
Hint:
What Gets Wetter And Wetter The More It Dries Riddle
Hint: We use it everyday.
Post Your Towel Riddle Puns Below
Can you come up with a cool, funny or clever Towel Riddle of your own? Post it below (without the answer) to see if you can stump our users.
1. Why did the towel need a vacation? Because it was feeling a little washed up.
2. What do you call a towel that's been to the gym? A sweat rag-nificent.
3. Why are towels such good storytellers? Because they always have a dry sense of humor.
4. What do you call a towel that's trying to get fit? A muscle cloth.
5. What do you get when you cross a towel with a potato? A starch-up.
6. Why did the police arrest the towel? Because it was caught rubbing people the wrong way.
7. What do you call a towel that's really good at math? A towelculator.
8. Why did the towel go to the doctor? Because it felt like it was coming apart at the seams.
9. What do you do if your towel is barely holding on? Try a stitch in time.
10. Why did the towel go to the beach? To soak up some rays.
11. What do you call a towel that's been bitten by a vampire? A blood towel.
12. Why did the towel get divorced? It just couldn't dry anymore.
13. What do you call a towel that's really thirsty? A hydrating cloth.
14. Why did the towel get a tattoo? To finally make a statement.
15. What do you call a towel that's trying to be romantic? A love cloth.
16. Why did the towel start aggressively cleaning itself? It wanted to prove its worth.
17. What do you say to a towel that's feeling down? "Don't worry, we're all just a little damp sometimes."
18. Why did the towel refuse to go to the laundromat? It was tired of being washed and dried out.
19. What do you call a towel that's having an existential crisis? A towel in turmoil.
20. Why did the towel move to a new country? It wanted to experience some culture absorption.
21. What do you call a towel that can see into the future? A clothvoyant.
22. Why did the towel go to the spa? It needed some pampering after all that hard work.
23. What do you call a towel that's trying to be funny? A joke cloth.
24. Why did the towel decide to take a break? It was afraid of becoming over-dry.
25. Why did the towel run away from home? It was tired of being a wet blanket.
26. What do you call a towel that's studying photography? A shutter cloth.
27. Why did the towel go skydiving? To finally experience some free falling.
28. What do you say to a towel that just got a promotion? "Wow, you really rose above the rest."
29. Why did the towel decide to become an artist? It wanted to create some texture.
30. What do you call a towel that's always up for adventure? A thrills cloth.
31. Why did the towel feel like it was being attacked? It was constantly getting rubbed the wrong way.
32. What do you say to a towel that's trying to make a comeback? "You've really soaked up the competition."
33. Why did the towel decide to start meditating? It wanted to find some inner dryness.
34. What do you call a towel that's constantly changing its mind? A flip-flopping rag.
35. Why did the towel think it was a superhero? It could dry anything faster than a speeding bullet.
36. What do you say to a towel that's feeling indecisive? "Don't worry, everything will wring itself out in the end."
37. Why did the towel go to space? It was tired of being limited to just one planet.
38. What do you call a towel that's always on the go? A mobile mop.
39. Why did the towel think it was an athlete? It was the world champion in absorbency.
40. What do you say to a towel that's going through a mid-life crisis? "It's not too late to change your fabric."
41. Why did the towel go swimming in a pool of Jell-O? It heard it was the ultimate source of moisture.
42. What do you call a towel that's always up for a challenge? A rough and tumble cloth.
43. Why did the towel decide to become a DJ? It was looking for a more dynamic way to dry.
44. What do you say to a towel that's feeling torn between two worlds? "Just stick to your fibers and everything will be alright."
45. Why did the towel decide to start a business? It wanted to cash in on all that liquid gold.
46. What do you call a towel that always puts in the extra effort? A scrub-a-dub cloth.
47. Why did the towel decide to start a rock band? It needed a way to really ring out the rhythm.
48. What do you say to a towel that's feeling lost? "Don't worry, you'll find your way to the top of the towel pile."
49. Why did the towel get into politics? It wanted to clean up the mess.
50. What do you call a towel that's always pushing the envelope? A daring drapery.
1. Why did the towel need a vacation? Because it was feeling a little washed up.
2. What do you call a towel that's been to the gym? A sweat rag-nificent.
3. Why are towels such good storytellers? Because they always have a dry sense of humor.
4. What do you call a towel that's trying to get fit? A muscle cloth.
5. What do you get when you cross a towel with a potato? A starch-up.
6. Why did the police arrest the towel? Because it was caught rubbing people the wrong way.
7. What do you call a towel that's really good at math? A towelculator.
8. Why did the towel go to the doctor? Because it felt like it was coming apart at the seams.
9. What do you do if your towel is barely holding on? Try a stitch in time.
10. Why did the towel go to the beach? To soak up some rays.
11. What do you call a towel that's been bitten by a vampire? A blood towel.
12. Why did the towel get divorced? It just couldn't dry anymore.
13. What do you call a towel that's really thirsty? A hydrating cloth.
14. Why did the towel get a tattoo? To finally make a statement.
15. What do you call a towel that's trying to be romantic? A love cloth.
16. Why did the towel start aggressively cleaning itself? It wanted to prove its worth.
17. What do you say to a towel that's feeling down? "Don't worry, we're all just a little damp sometimes."
18. Why did the towel refuse to go to the laundromat? It was tired of being washed and dried out.
19. What do you call a towel that's having an existential crisis? A towel in turmoil.
20. Why did the towel move to a new country? It wanted to experience some culture absorption.
21. What do you call a towel that can see into the future? A clothvoyant.
22. Why did the towel go to the spa? It needed some pampering after all that hard work.
23. What do you call a towel that's trying to be funny? A joke cloth.
24. Why did the towel decide to take a break? It was afraid of becoming over-dry.
25. Why did the towel run away from home? It was tired of being a wet blanket.
26. What do you call a towel that's studying photography? A shutter cloth.
27. Why did the towel go skydiving? To finally experience some free falling.
28. What do you say to a towel that just got a promotion? "Wow, you really rose above the rest."
29. Why did the towel decide to become an artist? It wanted to create some texture.
30. What do you call a towel that's always up for adventure? A thrills cloth.
31. Why did the towel feel like it was being attacked? It was constantly getting rubbed the wrong way.
32. What do you say to a towel that's trying to make a comeback? "You've really soaked up the competition."
33. Why did the towel decide to start meditating? It wanted to find some inner dryness.
34. What do you call a towel that's constantly changing its mind? A flip-flopping rag.
35. Why did the towel think it was a superhero? It could dry anything faster than a speeding bullet.
36. What do you say to a towel that's feeling indecisive? "Don't worry, everything will wring itself out in the end."
37. Why did the towel go to space? It was tired of being limited to just one planet.
38. What do you call a towel that's always on the go? A mobile mop.
39. Why did the towel think it was an athlete? It was the world champion in absorbency.
40. What do you say to a towel that's going through a mid-life crisis? "It's not too late to change your fabric."
41. Why did the towel go swimming in a pool of Jell-O? It heard it was the ultimate source of moisture.
42. What do you call a towel that's always up for a challenge? A rough and tumble cloth.
43. Why did the towel decide to become a DJ? It was looking for a more dynamic way to dry.
44. What do you say to a towel that's feeling torn between two worlds? "Just stick to your fibers and everything will be alright."
45. Why did the towel decide to start a business? It wanted to cash in on all that liquid gold.
46. What do you call a towel that always puts in the extra effort? A scrub-a-dub cloth.
47. Why did the towel decide to start a rock band? It needed a way to really ring out the rhythm.
48. What do you say to a towel that's feeling lost? "Don't worry, you'll find your way to the top of the towel pile."
49. Why did the towel get into politics? It wanted to clean up the mess.
50. What do you call a towel that's always pushing the envelope? A daring drapery.